And how hard did that come down.
Streamer Dylan was absolutely certain that somewhere across the Empire, someone had just attempted to lick their holographic screen.
Because he nearly did.
He would have done the very same thing if not for the fact that he was the one presenting all this. And, more importantly, because he was already compensated with the food itself.
And guess what? He would not even feel ashamed.
Also, why should he be ashamed when his dashboard and comment section were completely empty? Not because no one was watching, but because the entire Star Net was lagging under the strain.
The silence was eerie.
He prayed for the repose of the poor Star Net employees who had been warned at least an hour ahead of time, but the truth was that this quiet was bliss.
Until, of course, the comment section reloaded. And then exploded.
"..."
[H-HOW COULD THIS BE?! IS THAT OUR PRECIOUS TOMATO?!]
[NOOOOO! IT WAS SLICED IN HALF! AAAAAHHHH!]
