"Stop that!" Lin Xiaosu glared at her, "Your thighs have gained flesh, surely your face has become prettier as well... Senior sister, could you secretly take off your mask and let me take a look?"
"No!"
"Just a glance, I'll keep it a secret for you!"
"Why do you insist on looking? Can a glance fill a bowl of rice?"
"Maybe more than that, since our flirtatious ancestors once said that beauty can be eaten—you never heard them specify how many meals..."
"You... instead of wasting your time, wouldn't it be better to flirt with disciples of Chunshui Palace? Ah, is that disciple called Ding Ruoshui? The one rumored to have opened the Water Secret Realm?"
"That's her!"
"Opened the Water Secret Realm, what's special about it?"
"Well... I haven't quite figured that out," As thick-skinned as Lin Xiaosu was, he couldn't tell her that a woman who opened a secret realm is wetter in bed, maybe?
He had no idea what his senior sister was like before.
