Seeing the situation in the mirror, David Steve almost fainted.
"You, you, why did you stitch it up!"
"Huh, didn't you have hemorrhoids?" The doctor pretended to be confused and scratched his head.
"I, I was bitten by a dog, not hemorrhoids!" David Steve roared.
And even if it were hemorrhoids, there's no need to stitch them up, right?
"Uh, you should have said earlier, I thought you had hemorrhoids!" The doctor said with a look of surprise.
"No problem, I'll take it out and re-stitch it for you now."
Another twenty minutes of torment.
David Steve finally ended the pain.
He felt like he had walked through hell.
He didn't even have the strength to speak.
"Uh, Mr. David, the surgery is complete, are you satisfied with my service?"
"Satisfied, satisfied my ass, I want to complain about you!" David Steve said weakly.
