The outside world doesn't know about the high-stakes game being played out in this small conference room!
All they know is that just half an hour ago, their feeds were bombarded with information about something called Miracle Cola!
Just like the Brain Black Gold ads by Lu Xiaobu back in the day!
This Miracle Cola launched a relentless brainwashing ad campaign at them!
And then!
Just as they got curious and decided to give this cola that's cheaper than Coca-Cola a try!
Suddenly!
Miracle Cola, drowning in debt, announced its bankruptcy!
wtf!
What the hell?!
"Was Miracle Cola just fooling around?!"
"Damn it all! This has got to be the fastest company shutdown in history!"
"One day?! No, half a day! Wrong! Was it an hour?! From launch to shutdown?!"
"Holy shit! I just bought a bottle to try, and now, Miracle Cola is instantly turned from food to a collector's item—it's a limited edition now?!"
"Pfft! Upstairs 666! From food to collectible! You're frickin' brilliant!"
