Colombian officials: We sold a worthless island to an American merchant and received 20 million US Dollars in foreign exchange. This money will be used for charity donations, with a dedicated, clear, serious, and pragmatic approach to implementing poverty relief policies.
Colombian officials' troll army translation: We scammed an American merchant out of 20 million! Jackpot!
Citizens: Yay!!
Guerrillas: Motherf*kers.
Allen Zhang just wants to laugh when he sees this.
Lick it up, if you don't suck up to the Americans, how can the General Sect Leader make money?
