"Maintenance and repair is nothing to worry about, because a retired warship used privately isn't going to participate in frontline wars anyway, so just maintaining it to the lowest standard is fine. Including the salaries of the crew and other expenses like food and drink, it tops at two to five million US dollars a year."
Listen, that's just two to five million US dollars a year, and that's the minimum.
Imagine if it was still in naval service, firing off just once, or ordering a global delivery to fire, or the Captain leading a banquet in international waters, wouldn't that cost several millions in military expenses?
Not to mention how much of that would be wasteful spending.
Auditor? The moment an auditor steps foot on a warship with his left foot, he might 'accidentally' slip and sink into the sea.
Then what would you do?
Auditors dissolve easily in water, fire, electricity, bullets, planes, heart attacks...
