Seeing Jimmy and his group walking in with the General Sect Leader, the female clerk stopped her selfie-taking on her phone, squeezed out a throaty laugh, and said, "Dear sirs, welcome to Falcon Gun Shop. You all look like tough guys at the first glance. May I know what kind of firearms you might want to pick in our store? Personally, I would highly recommend this Sieg submachine gun! It's quite convenient to carry whether you're going to work or just shopping in the supermarket!"
Listen to that, what a statement.
Only in Texas could you consider carrying a gun to work and while grocery shopping as everyday activities.
The female clerk took out a Sieg from under the counter. Flipping her hair back, she said in a sugary voice, "If your one-time purchase exceeds 2000 US dollars, our little store can also offer an additional free shooting range service!"
Shooting range service? How informal can a gun store get?