Chapter 212: Elves Don't Have a Sense of Chastity? (2)
After finally making Pai keep her mouth shut and returning to the village with her, it seemed the meeting had already ended, and the elves gathered in the town hall had dispersed to their homes.
"Professor Pandel."
"You're back."
Professor Pandel waited for me in the village square with a thoroughly exhausted expression. Judging by his sunken, lifeless eyes, the discussion with the elves in the town hall hadn't gone well.
"How did it go?"
"We talked about the Elf Rangers issue, but it seems difficult."
"Why is that?"
"There's no problem with taking Elf Rangers who want to leave, but none of them actually want to go. And Pai still isn't qualified to be called an Elf Ranger. Maybe for internal tasks, but sending her outside might cause issues."
"..."
"Pai is the same age as me, you know. Sigh... These old folks here still consider 110-year-olds as kids..."
Come to think of it, Delphine had given up on dating, calling herself an old maid, and Professor Pandel often referred to himself as an old man who couldn't even get it up anymore. Still, pure-blood elves seemed to have a different perception.
From how Pai acted, she really did seem more like a naive little elf pretending to be an Elf Ranger, and the adults around her just humored her with indulgent smiles.
"I was thinking of asking Pai if nothing else worked, but here in the Elven Forest, they won't let her go alone unless accompanied by a guardian."
"So what are you going to do?"
"I don't know. I guess I'll talk more, and if it doesn't work out, I'll just have to report it as a failure. It's tough because elves aren't swayed by money or food."
Looking worn out, Professor Pandel stood up.
"Well then, I'm going to rest. Don't look for me until tomorrow afternoon."
"Yes, please rest well."
"..."
Pandel glanced at my crotch for a moment as if he sensed something troubling, seemed about to warn me, but sighed deeply instead and left with a single remark.
"Take it easy, just take it easy..."
"Yes."
As he said, I had taken it easy and only fucked the biggest dryad. I was saving the others.
Maybe I could just fuck one every day? Each morning, I could head to the dryad forest Pai showed me, milk one fresh, drink the sap, harvest a load of juice with my lower body, and it would keep me healthy and boost my stamina.
"Mollang. Should we go rest too? Go in first. I'll change clothes and come in."
Boing!
Mollang, full of cum and in a great mood, hopped into the room where Bella was waiting. I took off my top, soaked in dryad breast milk—no, sap—and hung it in a sunny spot before heading to the house where Mollang, Shuru, and Bella were waiting.
"I wanna go out~"
That familiar voice of Shuru echoed, but it came not from the rundown house on the outskirts where Bella was, but from a clean house right next to the town hall. At first, I thought I misheard, so I closed my eyes and listened more carefully.
"I wanna go out~ Uuuhhh..."
Once I confirmed it was definitely Shuru, I rushed to the house. Just as I was about to kick the door open, I realized it had no handle and was just a hinged, push-open type like a tavern entrance. So instead, I pushed it open with my palm and stepped inside.
'What the hell is this scene?'
"Wanna... wanna go out..."
Inside, Shuru was submerged in clean water, being scrubbed with leaves.
In a mortar-like basin carved from wood, she was being washed by the elf woman who had tried to kidnap her earlier. Her usual comfy clothes were taken off and being washed, and the elf woman was scrubbing her whole body with foaming leaves. Shuru looked at me with teary, pleading eyes.
"What... are you doing?"
The important part—that elf woman was naked too.
Her smooth figure had not a hint of fat on her thin waist. Compared to her, even Delphine seemed more voluptuous.
"I heard you should wash a cat right after bringing it home."
"But that... is my cat."
"She looked all dirty wandering around outside, so I thought I should wash her..."
She must have followed me when Mollang disappeared and got caught by this elf woman.
'Even I can barely keep up with Shuru when she's moving fast.'
I wanted to ask why she was naked, but even as a non-elf, non-lover male watching her bare body, she was casually putting all her focus into bathing Shuru.
Not bony-skinny, but perfectly smooth like a doll. Other than the lack of curves in her thighs or hips, she had the ideal body of a slender beauty.
The complete lack of pubic hair—not even peach fuzz—stood out a lot...
"I wanna go out~"
"Yes yes, good girl. Just a little longer~"
"Wanna... go out~"
I'd always wondered: is Shuru really saying she wants to go out? Or does her catlike meow just sound like that word?
"Wanna..."
As she looked at me with teary, desperate eyes, I reached out my hand. Shuru, wet and slick, jumped into my arms. I gently patted her smooth, soaked ass as she shook her head and settled into a comfortable loaf position on my chest.
"I'm the only one without a cat..."
Still unwilling to give up, the elf woman reached for Shuru, but the catgirl, true to her nature, bared her teeth in deep hostility toward the elf who had forced her to bathe.
"Grrrrr..."
Still, the elf woman, completely naked, watched us with envy, as if she wanted to touch Shuru just once. I didn't know whether to ask her to put on clothes or what to say as she casually showed her body and reached toward Shuru like a kid wanting to pet a cute animal.
I heard from Professor Pandel that this woman was also an Elf Ranger, supposedly around 600 years old. But now, looking at this ancient pussy before me, I couldn't help but think maybe it wasn't so bad.
'Yeah, elves have been lusted after for centuries, to the point human ancestors risked their lives to enslave and sell them...'
A blessed race that doesn't age and maintains beauty right up to death.
Sure, Professor Pandel spoke poorly of them, and even I was confused by their inhuman behavior. But seeing this nude elf woman before me, I wondered if I could overlook the racial differences.
'No, that pussy must be ancient and spoiled by now.'
No matter how clean it looks, eating spoiled food is a bad idea. Even if I was hypnotized by the elf's flawless body, who knows what might come crawling out of a 600-year-old pussy?
If it's been unused for centuries, an Arachne could pop out from in there for all I know!
"Kitty..."
The elf woman reached out to grab Shuru from my arms, but I instinctively pulled her away. As she tried to grab Shuru's leg, she leaned closer into me.
'Her hand-to-hand skills are unexpectedly...'
"Kitty!"
"Uwahhh!"
As if she forgot she was naked, she climbed on top of me, trying to reach Shuru, planting her knees on my lap. Her bouncing tits, her belly and pussy all came up in my face, making me panic as I grabbed her waist to stop her.
"What the hell are you doing?!"
"I need to finish washing the cat..."
"No, first of all, please put on some clothes...!"
Of all places, she was stepping right on my crotch, which had just recently been thoroughly used with a dryad. I was still half-hard, and dammit, why does her pussy smell so good?
Even after 600 years, instead of stinking, the scent wafting near my nose was like pleasant forest grass. With her skinny waist and faint abs, I suddenly had the urge to lick her...
'Snap out of it, Ban! She's a 600-year-old granny! No matter how fresh her pussy looks, it's been used hundreds of times if she had even one partner a year since age 100! That's like 500 uses already!'
Only after this logic did my lower body finally start to calm down. I gently supported her waist to avoid hurting her and pulled Shuru fully into my arms.
Splat.
The elf woman, still naked, put her hand to my chest and looked at me with regret.
"Can't I have the kitty?"
"No."
"Then can I at least touch her?"
I guess if Shuru allowed it, but since she was kidnapped and forcibly bathed, she clearly didn't want anything to do with her.
"Then can I touch what you're hiding in your pants? Like a snake or something? You smuggled one in, right?"
It's not a snake, but it does sleep in holes and is long and stretchy, so... kinda?
"There's nothing to do in the elf village, and no small animals to touch. If I can't have the cat, can I at least have that?"
"That's... my dick."
"Can I touch it then? I bet it fits perfectly in my hand and would feel really cute."
What the hell.
Do elves not even have a concept of sex or indecency? Or are they just completely off with how they understand it?