Chapter 210: The Tree That Gives Generously (3)
"Th-this is, uh, because I was sweating down there. Haha! You know, men need to keep their lower bodies cool!"
"Humans are like that~ Is it similar to how rabbit beastkin regulate their temperature through their ears?"
"Yes! Something like that!"
Getting caught trying to mess around with someone else's dryad right in front of her was beyond embarrassing.
"It's bulging weirdly."
Kneeling in front of me without hesitation, Pai poked my crotch with her finger, and without even knowing the difference between a man and a woman, she slipped her finger naturally into the zipper of my pants.
"It's squishy... Oh! Did it bite me?"
Looks like Mollang got mad at the constant poking and bit her, but thankfully, she only gave a sharp warning nibble without baring any fangs, so there were no bite marks left.
"C-could you please stop looking? This is kind of..."
"There's something like a giant snake inside that semi-transparent slime... Are you keeping a pet snake or something?"
"That would be... my dick."
"Dick?"
Apparently unfamiliar with such vulgar human terms, Pai kept repeating the word "dick" to herself.
"Dick... dick... What would it be called in Elvish?"
"I don't know Elvish, so I can't answer that."
"Then maybe Pandel would know if I asked him?"
"No! If you do that, I'll die!"
Seriously, if Pai went up to Professor Pandel with her innocent face and asked, "What's a dick?" he'd definitely try to kill me.
'And more than that, her skirt is already short, and now that she's squatting like that, isn't her white underwear completely visible?'
Do elves just not understand what it means to flash their panties at a guy? Or is it because she doesn't have any boys her age around? (Professor Pandel doesn't count. Not only did he leave during childhood, but his dick doesn't even get hard. He's less of a man and more of a neutral or genderless being.)
"So if you were sweating, why did you, uh, put your dick in a dryad's knot hole with a slime wrapped around it?"
'You saw that?'
"I saw it from the big house, and it looked interesting, so I was gonna ask Pandel, but he seemed busy talking to the adults, so I came to ask you directly."
Innocent or just too defenseless?
And to think she's 110 years old. Compared to Delphine who considers herself a spinster or Pandel who sees himself as an old man, Pai has the expression and behavior of a pure country virgin, making it feel like I really shouldn't let her see something like this...
"Ah, well... have you ever heard of tree-thumping?"
"Tree-thumping?"
"Among humans, there's this belief that if you slam your back against a healthy tree in the forest, the tree's spirit energy flows into you and makes you healthier."
"Is that even possible?"
"It's not about whether it's possible—it's about believing in it."
"So you were thumping the dryad with your dick to get healthier?"
"Yes."
To be fair, this wasn't exactly a lie.
I was thumping a forest spirit, the dryad, with my dick to improve my sexual health. There are even guys who stroll naked through forests and get caught by knights doing that sort of thing. So humans believing that? Totally plausible.
"Humans get healthier by hitting dryads with their dicks..."
'I think she misunderstood something here?'
"Your name's Ban, right?"
"Yes."
She must've heard it from Professor Pandel or remembered him calling me.
"Then should I take you to a place with lots of dryads?"
"Huh?"
"You're a rare human guest here in the Elf Village, so I figured we might as well offer you a gift that could improve your health."
As I was debating whether to refuse or go along with it, Pai grabbed my hand and led me into a secluded forest area away from the village.
'Ugh... my dick's swinging around...'
With Mollang covering my lower body instead of underwear, every time I ran, my dick jiggled together with her, and watching Pai's short skirt swaying in front of me with her white panties peeking through and the curves of her ass flashing now and then was getting me even more aroused.
"Hyaa!"
And every time that happened, Mollang would show her jealousy by biting my dickhead again, keeping me from getting fully hard.
Thanks to that, I couldn't even get fully erect, and with Mollang clinging to my dick, we arrived in a forest about 15 minutes away from the village. At first glance, it just looked like a densely wooded area, but once we passed between the trees, I saw it—countless beautiful, naked dryads standing tall.
It felt like nearly every tree within several hundred meters was a dryad.
The dryad I had previously fucked was about human-sized, so relatively small. But here, there were massive trees and some smaller ones, though most were much larger than a human. But instead of looking like tree giants, these big dryads had female bodies fused with the trees.
"Since there are so many dryads here, you can freely thump them with your dick!"
Seeing Pai smile so brightly while saying something like that made me realize that sometimes innocent goodwill can be scarier than malice.
The dryads were clearly flustered seeing Pai, and looked on with caution at me, the human who'd barged in here. Yet Pai was the only one who didn't grasp the situation.
"So now you're going to thump them with your dick, right?"
"Eh? No, I think I'm good..."
"But earlier your dick looked all soft and mushy. Isn't that a sign your once-healthy dick is now weakened? Then shouldn't you thump it more to fix it?"
Surprisingly, there was no flaw in her logic.
Even though it was a misunderstanding and an accident born of ignorance, given her understanding of what I'd said, what she just said made sense.
'What do I do?'
But now that I was here, the signature woody scent of the dryads was starting to get to me. It was said that people who recklessly chopped trees in the Elven forest ended up enchanted by dryads and later found dead. I could finally understand why.
It wasn't like the floral or fruity scent that fairies give off—it was more like a refreshing scent from well-cut lumber. A fragrance that made you feel like your dick was truly getting healthier.
Gulp.
If I didn't pull out my dick and start thumping now, Pai would surely think something's wrong with me and go running to Professor Pandel.
And then, having exposed my dick to this innocent elf (even if unintentionally), I'd be a dead man.
Even though I'm stronger than Professor Pandel now, if things go south, there's no telling what that man might do. He's ruthless like that. I couldn't let my guard down.
Should I whip out my dick and thump away to fool Pai completely, or should I just come clean and say sorry for doing something lewd?
Torn between the two, my hand eventually moved to the zipper.
'Screw it... whatever.'
Ziiip.
I unzipped and pulled out my dick once again, wrapped snugly in Mollang.
Seeing the dryads' terrified eyes fixate on me, trying to hide their erotic tree bodies however they could, only made my lust swell.
Furururp!
I gulped down the dryad sap Mollang had been holding in her mouth. Immediately, the diuretic effect kicked in, fluid surged into my lower body, and I watched myself grow hard again. Then, gripping Mollang who'd returned to her original shape, I made my choice.
'Extract, replenish, extract, replenish... Let's see how far I can go!'
I walked up to the largest, most leader-like dryad and clamped my mouth around her breasts. I bit down on what looked like a nipple and tore it off with my front teeth.
Crack!
The thin wooden branch-like nipple snapped off, and sap began to leak. I drank it down while reaching for the knot hole on her tree-body.
Unlike the earlier dryad in the village, this one had deeply rooted herself into the ground, making her a sturdy giant tree that wouldn't budge in a storm. Her arms and legs had completely fused into the tree, making resistance impossible as she defenselessly offered up her tits and knot hole.
Gulp!
After sucking out all the sap around her upper body, I looked at the knot hole, broke Mollang down again, and had her wrap around my dick as before. Then, staring into the terrified eyes of the dryad, I began to thrust my dick into her knot hole.
Thunk!
The dryad's wooden hole wasn't soft like a human pussy but solid and firm.
Trees don't reproduce this way, so the hole on this tree wasn't really for reproduction. It was more like, "since the body looks female, it should have a hole," just for aesthetics. But these lustful creatures called dryads made lewd faces like females being fucked, even though they weren't designed to be.
"So this is dick-thumping?"
Beside me, Pai was sitting in a position that showed off her panties again, observing my dick thrusting in and out of the dryad's knot hole.
With her watching, I got even more turned on and started pounding harder.
But unlike the human-sized dryad earlier whose soft bark quickly released sap, this giant tree didn't give up her sap so easily.
Rat-a-tat-tat.
"Mollang."
I heard the sound of a woodpecker pecking at an oak nearby and ordered Mollang to go catch it. Soon, she returned with a woodpecker gripped in both hands.
The woodpecker, now caught by Mollang, didn't seem to understand what was happening as it was handed to me. I held it firmly, tight enough to prevent escape, but gentle enough not to crush it.
'Her belly's swollen, so this must be a female. Was she drilling to make a nest for her eggs?'
The dryad I was fucking began to show a new kind of terror, her expression twisted in unimaginable dread as she looked at the woodpecker in my hand.
Was it instinctive fear from seeing the natural enemy of trees?
Or did she already understand what I was planning to do?
This giant dryad, firmly rooted in place, reacted faster than the human-sized one. Her responses were on par with a slightly sluggish woman.
Enjoying the fear in her eyes, I aimed the woodpecker's beak at where a clit should've been if this were a real vagina.
'If there's no hole, I'll just make one.'
Rat-a-tat-a-tat-a-tat-tat-tat!!
The woodpecker began drilling into the giant dryad's pussy at high speed.