~Yuta Yukimura~
Although my current position was indeed relaxing, it was also very tense.
Currently, my head was nestled in the incredibly soft and plush thighs of Tiamat, my true goddess of luck, thanks to her grace. But my position was compromised.
Tiamat's massive boobs were literally less than a finger away from my face, and I could see them in all of their glory. Her thighs and belly were so soft, but trying to keep myself from popping a boner took too much effort for me to be able to simply relax.
I did not want to get my cock torn off by one of the oldest creatures in the world.
But as always, when has my rationality won against the brain in my lower body? Never.
Even great men had flaws, and considering I wasn't a great man, I was in a worse position by comparison.
"Hmm?"
And that sealed my death sentence as Tiamat noticed the boner I was pitching. Due to recent events, I hadn't had the mental energy to suppress my baser instincts. Like challenging a boss after you ran out of Estus.
"Uh, sorry Tiamat-san- I think I'd better-"
"Shush."
I was quietly yet firmly rebuked by Tiamat, who pushed my head back down onto her lap.
"I said I would help you relax, did I not? Do not make me out to be a woman who does not stand by her words."
...Really? Is this really happening? I mean, these kinds of things have been happening to me lately, but I still cannot believe it. Was my past life's unluckiness converted to erotic luck in this world?
...I'm not complainin'
Ok I may be complaining just slightly, my erotic luck has brought me its fair share of problems
𓋰𓋰𓋰𓋰𓋰𓋰𓋰𓋰𓋰𓋰𓆩༺r18 Start༻𓆪𓋰𓋰𓋰𓋰𓋰𓋰𓋰𓋰𓋰𓋰
With one swift motion, Tiamat fished my engorged cock out of my pants, letting it spring free into the wider world. She made a pleased humming noise upon seeing my dick fly free in the air like a prisoner freed from their shackles.
"Mmm, quite a splendid tool you have there, Yukimura."
Tiamat's soft giggle sent shivers down my spine. Now, I had experience with Milfs. Not a lot of experience but still a considerable amount compared to what most people could claim to have. And I could tell that Tiamat was a level beyond the average milf.
The Super Milf.
"You are thinking of something stupid, are you not?"
How did she know?
"You've done enough thinking and fretting, just relax and let me pamper you for once, Yukimura."
Deciding to abandon my line of thinking, I decided to do as the ancient dragon older than modern human civilisation said and surrendered to comfort as I felt a smooth and soft hand gently yet firmly grasp my shaft.
"See? Doesn't that feel better?"
Tiamat's hand slowly stroked my cock up and down, gripping just tightly enough that it felt so pleasurable. She definitely knew what she was doing and what she needed to do with the male body.
And the sight of gigantic mamaries blotting out my view, yet just slightly out of reach, made it all the more tantalising. But then Tiamat shifted my body slightly.
"You can suck on them, you know? I can feel your gaze almost burning a hole through them. Mmh~"
I did not need to hear anymore. The moment Tiamat gave me the green light, I moved and captured one of her pale pink nipples in my mouth, and man, did it feel delicious somehow. Her large nipple fit my mouth perfectly as I sucked and licked the pink nub.
"Ah~ you are sucking just like a baby. It's very cute."
Her hand stroking my cock became faster, and I felt myself start reaching enlightenment as I sucked on her nipple and teased her with my mouth to the best of my abilities.
Truly, if this were to continue on any longer, I might reach actual enlightenment and shed the flesh of a devil for the body of a Buddha. But my road to enlightenment was cut short when I felt a sweet liquid trickle into my mouth, making me crack my eyes open to see Tiamat blush slightly.
"Oh dear, it has been over a millennium since I have lactated. This is rather embarrassing."
But I simply gave Tiamat a thumbs up from my position as I resumed sucking with renewed vigour. Sucking up all the Tiamama milk I could. And I felt it... nourish my body? At least it bolstered my vigour such that I felt the light poisoning my body get chipped away more and more.
It did not help that Tiamat's milk was so, damn, good. Definitely the best milk I had ever tasted. It made me wonder how a pancake made using it would taste. Maybe it would be good enough to make me foodgasm.
I reached out with my other hand and grabbed ahold of Tiamat's other breast, massaging it and teasing her nipple as I heard her moan softly. Massage mastery coming in clutch for me.
"You really do have some talented hands, don't you, Yukimura?"
Of course, the entrepreneur I was I managed to redirect her breast milk spraying from the other breast into a bottle to collect it properly as Tiamat sighed under her breath.
"A bottle? Really? This foolish boy."
As if taking revenge for my ministrations, Tiamat pumped my cock even harder, and I felt myself reach my limit.
"Are you cumming? Good, I do not wish to make a mess."
I did not know the meaning of those words when Tiamat's breast popped out of my mouth as she leaned over and took my cock into her mouth, and for a moment I felt a feeling of immense suction and warmth before my dam burst, spraying ropes of cum after cum down Tiamat's throat as she sucked everything in my balls without so much as a complaint.
"Mmh~"
My ejaculation must have lasted a solid 10 seconds, where I came a solid 3 glasses of cum, but Tiamat simply sucked it all in like a black hole and did not leave a drop inside me before lifting her mouth and sighing.
"The taste is quite good; it must be all of the "Pearl Jam" food you have been eating, Yukimura. Now, sleep well."
As Tiamat said, as I felt the cum leave me, so did the last remnants of my mental energy as I collapsed back onto her welcoming, warm thighs.
𓋰𓋰𓋰𓋰𓋰𓋰𓋰𓋰𓋰𓋰𓆩༺r18 End༻𓆪𓋰𓋰𓋰𓋰𓋰𓋰𓋰𓋰𓋰𓋰
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~Yuta Yukimura~
I woke up 3 hours, 4 minutes, 12 seconds, and 11 milliseconds later. Feeling refreshed and better than I have ever been the past week. Tiamamamilk was truly overpowered.
Although it was quite difficult for me to look Tiamat in the eyes after that whole... thing, she seemed to have no such qualms as she quite plainly told me that I was welcome to visit her anytime I needed such... help relaxing once more.
Not gonna lie, I'd probably take her up on that offer the next few times with how the future and my future troubles look at the moment.
Still, I thanked her and had some more conversation before eventually returning back home using the teleportation circle in my bedroom. Vanishing in the red light of the Gremory summoning circle and appearing in the middle of my dapper bedroom in front of a...
"Welcome back home nya~ I missed you~"
A naked Kuroka sprawled out on my bed in a seductive manner.
"Have you brought a present for me~? I still need my kitties after all~."
I looked at my lower body.
I looked at Kuroka again.
"...I guess I still do need some healing."
♢—•♧•—♤—•♡•—♤—•♧•—♢
Knock Knock Knock
Hearing a set of rhythmic knocks on my bedroom door, I disentangled myself from Kuroka and walked over to open the door, expecting someone like Akeno or Rias who probably wanted to do some activity together, but was instead met with a rather stern Grayfia at my door.
"Yuta, I thought Sirzechs already informed you about my... arrival..."
Her gaze drifted down to my lower body, where my soldier was still rather dishevelled from the warfield it had emerged from. But I fixed that up quite quickly with the use of Shadow Storage, cleaning up the fluids on my body, and placing my clothes on top of my body as I acted like nothing was wrong.
"Uh, yeah, Grayfia. Let's move to the living room."
Grayfia suppressed the blush in her cheeks and nodded quietly.
"Yes, let's."
The walk down to the living room was best described as painfully silent as we sat down across from each other when Grayfia pulled out some tea from somewhere(I still don't get it, maid magic?) and poured me a glass before starting to speak as I took my sip.
"So, Yuta-san, I have managed to get someone to implant your implant, but he is a rather... difficult individual."
I scrunched my eyebrows at her tone.
"He can't be that bad if you are mentioning him to me."
It was safe to say that I trusted Grayfia's decisions wholeheartedly.
"It is Azazel, the Leader of the Fallen Angels."
I am beginning to doubt Grayfia's decision-making abilities.
"The one who sent Fallen angels to spy on Kuoh?"
"Yes."
"The one I murdered the agents of because they tried to murder me?"
"Yes."
"The one whose Cadre tried to kill me, so I had to kill the Cadre of?"
"...Yes."
I rubbed the bridge of my nose.
"I guess you have a pretty good explanation for all of this, Grayfia-san."
Grayfia nodded.
"Indeed, unlike what you might expect, Azazel is actually the biggest advocate other than us for the unification of all 3 races. And he does not hold a grudge for the Kokabiel incident. In fact, he asked me to make an offer to you."
An offer to me? From the big crow himself?
"And that is?"
"He said that as long as you agreed to do a few tests with him, he would install your eye for you and grant you several Artificial Sacred Gears of your choice for your future peerage members."
Before I could voice my doubts, Grayfia interjected.
"-And I will personally accompany you to make sure nothing happens to you or that you are not taken advantage of. Even against Azazel I am strong enough to handle myself to allow us to make an escape for us. Even if I wholeheartedly believe such a situation wouldn't come to pass."
Well, that was good reassurance. Honestly, if Grayfia vouched that much for his character I see no fault in participating in this. If Ajuka couldn't crack my genetic code, I highly doubt he'd have any more luck.
"Alright, I guess I'll accept. Also, is this a bad time to mention that I revived Baraquiel's wife?"
Crack.
The armrest under Grayfia's hand shattered like styrofoam as she turned her head towards me like a broken doll.
"What do you mean by that, Yuta?"
I felt a cold shiver go down my spine.
"So... I awakened a power that lets me Regress Causality. And when I heard Akeno's mom was dead, I thought, "You know what? Might as well try" so I tried my best and uh. Yeah. I actually revived her."
Grayfia blinked and took a deep, shaky breath.
"Grayfia?"
She held up a hand and stopped me.
"I suppose this is on me for underestimating you, Yuta-kun. I had forgotten just how ridiculous you could be. Could you please relay that information to me again, in detail, please?"
...Maybe I should have kept my mouth shut.
A/N: Tiamama is best mama, and Tiamamilk is best milk. ...I felt myself lose brain cells saying that. But hey, this means Yuta is mostly recovered, even if it was in a rather... unconventional way. Also, I wanted to write a scene like this at least once. Tiamama will not be bred just yet.
Yuta does the classic Yuta thing again by being absolutely ridiculous. Grayfia deserves a medal for having to deal with his unique brand of bullshit. Well, next time will be a spectacle for sure.
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