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Chapter 51 - Chapter 51: Nun of your Business

~Yuta Yukimura~

I had a nagging feeling Penelope was someone important. Just a little suspicion that she might be strong enough to stomp on my bones even with Devil Trigger. Just a light suspicion is all.

Why did she warrant such suspicion?

Feat Achieved! Earn "Penelope's" favor

+1x Gold Trait Gacha Ticket

While not on the same level for some reason making her like me gave me a ticket like it did with Tiamat. And not only that but her name was literally in quotation marks.

Hmm, yes, how queer.

But regardless, I shan't judge, after all, I had concrete evidence that she liked me well enough, no need to poke the hornet's nest by prying. I have gotten stung by enough hornets to know not to mess with those bastards.

After my contract with the satisfied woman, I had returned home to go catch up on some very much missed sleep. But While I had anticipated going to sleep alone as Venelana wouldn't return until the day after, that was when Asia barged into my room with Kon following closely behind. Both wearing their pyjamas.

Asia wanted to sleep with me since it had been a while since we did that and Kon claimed that she tagged along simply because she "needed to accompany her contractor", I would have believed her thanks to her serious voice and demeanour if not for her wagging tail betraying her real emotions.

"This is truly pleasant. Dear Master, I wouldn't mind if we slept like this together more often. It is an excellent way to increase our bond and strengthen our contract. Yes."

I could spot her lying as naturally as she breathed a mile away. I knew our abilities did not work that way but she was cute so that lie was easily forgiven. Especially because of how she buried her face in the crook of my arm and hugged my side so adorably. She could have probably burnt the house down and I wouldn't be able to find it in my heart to be angry at her.

On my other side was Asia who was hugging my arm to her body like it was a pillow, burying it between her medium yet plush breasts as she rubbed her cheek against my shoulder with a bright smile.

"I agree Yuta-san, it feels very comforting to sleep together with you and Kon-san. I wish we could do it together more often. Yawn."

She muttered with a tired yawn and I felt my heart clench, I wanted to be able to sleep with them more too but there was only so much room on my bed, thankfully, the mansion's construction would start and finish tomorrow, afterwards I just had to convince Venelana to let Kon and Asia join bed with us.

Even though both of my arms were occupied by their iron grips claiming each limb I felt very comfortable. Besides, it didn't stop me from feeding my gambling addiction by rolling the ticket when I started hearing their soft snores.

Rolling Gold Trait Gacha...

A Rare Trait!

[Spirit Affinity]

|Rarity: Rare|

You are talented in the art of everything spirits, spiritual creatures, and objects take a liking to you and it is easier to earn their affection. Soul-based abilities are easier to master and are more potent.

Pretty good. That should allow me to get more mileage out of Ghost Form, while I don't use the ability in its lonesome much, it has been of great use to me with its plethora of synergies. I should take some time to practice it after school.

For now though? It's lights out.

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~ Yuta Yukimura - Tomorrow Afternoon ~

I admit, this is just a little stressful.

Currently, I was in the Occult Research Clubroom, standing behind the sofa as Rias sat facing our two visitors from the church alongside the entirety of the peerage.

Sitting in front of us were two girls approximately our age, quite obviously from the church with those white cloaks covering their bodies, though their attire was more different than I had expected because all they wore under those cloaks were a black, skin-tight, short sleeve leotard with matching fingerless gloves that extended to their, and thigh-high boots. And when I meant skin tight I meant I could see the outline of their nipples and a bit of camel toe.

They looked more like they were about to pilot Eva's than go on a crusade but as a Devil² I wasn't qualified to judge what the church considered holy attire.

The first girl with a large sword covered in bandages strapped to her back had medium-length blue hair with a green streak over it and golden eyes that held abundant self-confidence despite being in a room of devils. She had an athletic yet plump figure that filled out her uniform wonderfully.

While the second girl had very long orange hair tied into twin tails with amethyst coloured eyes. Compared to her buddy she had a more lithe and slim figure but was still filled and voluptuous in all of the right places. Unlike her partner who held a strict no-nonsense demeanor, she looked more laid back and nonchalant. Instead of carrying an obvious weapon, she had a string tied to her bicep that smelled of immense holiness to me like a powerful holy artifact.

As I was lost in my admiration of the female figure, Koneko squeezing my hand snapped me out of my fugue which I was grateful for as the blue-haired one started speaking after taking a sip of their offered tea.

"We appreciate your cooperation in this matter Gremory. I am Xenovia Quarta." "And I'm Irina Shidou." The orange-haired girl chimed in, now dubbed Irina.

Rias sat in a commandeering posture with her legs and arms crossed as she gave an appraising gaze towards the two girls.

"Now, I can't help but wonder why servants of god such as yourself would need to meet a devil-like myself."

Is it wrong for me to think she looked adorable when she tried so hard to play up the enigmatic heiress vibe so much? She was even using big words.

In response, Irina replied in a casual tone.

"Although one has yet to have been found, the church is in ownership of 6 pieces of the holy Excalibur split amongst its divisions. But recently, 3 of those pieces making up the Excalibur have been stolen by the Fallen Angels."

Everyone in the room aside from me, Asia and the church ladies wore shocked expressions, after all, the Excalibur was a big deal but not exactly to me. I had one chilling at Tiamat's lair after all. But I couldn't help but raise an eyebrow at Kiba who glared at the sword on Xenovia's back like it murdered all of his family and friends.

What's his problem?

Paying no heed to the speechless peerage Xenovia picked up the rest of the speech by showing the blade behind her back that gave me really bad vibes. It was hard to even look at the damn thing with how vulnerable to holy I was from being both a Devil and a Demon lord.

"This is Excalibur Destruction, the shard of Excalibur in my possession." Irina finished her sentence for her, pointing to the string wrapped around her bicep. "And this is Excalibur Mimic, my shard of Excalibur."

Rias raised an eyebrow inquisitively while masking her own expression of surprise.

"I can see that, but you still haven't said why you have sought me out or why it concerns us."

Xenovia leaned forward with a steeled gaze, looking Rias right in the eyes.

"We have reason to believe that the fallen angels who stoles the shards of Excalibur are hiding in this town. And we can't afford to deal with you devils while we search for the pieces of Excalibur and dispatch the fallen angels."

I did not exactly appreciate her tone as she spoke but I decided to leave it to Rias, she was the king here after all. And Rias responded as a king should.

"You are awfully condescending. Do you think we would co-operate with fallen angels for something like Holy Swords? What would we, devils, gain from holy swords?"

Rias' tone was sharp but Xenovia did not back down, instead doubling down.

"Devils despise Holy Swords, don't they? You could collude with them to destroy the swords."

Rias narrowed her eyes and her magical energy started leaking out threateningly, warning the Exorcist girl who did not get the hint and instead decided to triple down. While she wasn't smart, the girl was definitely brave.

"If we must, we will completely eradicate you, whether you are the sister of a Satan or not. We cannot have you interfere."

...She sure was speaking a lot of bullshit for someone within impaling distance.

Without thinking, my fingers started rapping against the wood of the chair in a rhythm.

For some reason, the peerage members around me seemed to start getting a little restless before Rias humphed, unlike some molested by priest dumbfucks she knew the meaning of de-escalation. Despite their disrespect, she had no intention to deal with the church.

"You sure are arrogant. Well, regardless, let me tell you, in the name of Gremory I would never side with the Fallen Angels or do anything to sully the name of the Satans. You can rest assured we won't try to hinder your search, but don't expect us to offer a helping hand either."

Xenovia smirked and nodded.

"Good to hear. That is all the headquarters wanted, as long as you agree to a non-aggression pact with us for this matter we will have no problems."

Rias sighed in barely concealed annoyance but assented.

"Very well. Now then, are there any matters you want to discuss or do you perhaps want to stay for some tea?"

Xenovia shook her head and got up along with Irina in tow.

"No thank you, unlike some others, as members of the Holy Church we cannot afford to befriend devils."

She cast a gaze towards Asia and I suddenly had a bad gut feeling. Xenovia's gaze locked onto her before she tilted her head slightly.

"It has been nagging me since I have entered here. You are Asia Argento correct?"

"Y-yes?" Asia looked uncomfortable with the presence of clergy for obvious reasons before Xenovia opened her mouth again.

"I didn't think I'd see a witch here."

Asia visibly flinched at that and I narrowed my eyes. They were pushing it.

Irina seemed to remember something as she noted out loud.

"Oh right, she was that girl who was excommunicated from the church for being able to heal a devil and branded as a witch. Still, I never thought you would become a devil after becoming a saint."

Asia clenched her skirt tightly and I could see some tears gather in the corners of her eyes.

"Hey, that's enough."

I narrowed my eyes at the exorcist girls, Xenovia looked back at me, completely unconcerned about the safety and sanctity of her life.

"Enough of what? I was simply curious about whether she still maintained her faith even after taking the hand of a devil. I heard before that some blasphemers still retain their belief in god even after becoming a devil out of guilt. And she seemed like the type to."

I looked down at her, stepping out from behind the couch as she narrowed her eyes at me.

"I'm saying that's enough. You may be able to come in here and be disrespectful during talks but you don't get to talk to Asia like that. Her being whatever she wants is none of your business."

Xenovia walked right up to me and narrowed her eyes while Irina looked distressed by the sidelines.

"I don't understand why calling a blasphemer who abandoned her god a witch is none of my business as a representative of the church."

Hearing her response I narrowed my eyes at her my fists clenched at my sides. I could hear Asia silently crying, despite being a Devil she abandoning a belief and worship she had her entire life wasn't something that was easy for her. And this bitch was poking that sore wound and refused to know her place.

"Listen, I don't care if you are the pope or god himself, you don't get to come in here and talk like that. And if you continue to do so, I will gladly throw you out of here myself."

"Should I take that as a provocation against the church?"

She smirked challengingly and gripped the hilt of her sword while I silently slotted in Devil Trigger and got ready to slap her arms off her shoulders before Rias intervened with a nervous demeanour.

"Now now everyone, no need to get violent here. How about we instead settle this matter with a friendly spar?"

While neither party voiced objections to the idea, it was quite easy to tell.

This was going to be anything but friendly.

A/N: Asia and Kon are cute, it's DxD so I have to write the bed scenes. They were the best part of DxD imo, Yuta is going to need a really big bed soon. Writing an actual harem is fun, and their dynamics are entertaining. Did you guys like the little scene with Kon and Asia?

Yuta has already demonstrated his stance before, if you hurt Asia, emotionally or physically, you get the beatdown. And the holy duo are not making a great case for themselves. But hey, Xenovia and Irina are finally here and they made quite the impression, Yuta is going to do them a favour and teach them the pecking order.

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