"Join you?" Michael asked, almost laughing at the suggestion.
"Yes," the Purist Vampire nodded. "You should consider changing your religion before it's too late. This, Iron Maiden, as far as we can tell, it's a Deity that has only formed quite recently without any power at all.
But our Deity, the great and powerful Gaia, is an ancient god that is more powerful than any god combined!"
There was a crazed devotion in all of their eyes as their leader mentioned Gaia.
Michael had half a mind to tell them that there was a good chance that the Iron Maiden that they were disparaging was actually the Gaia that they were praising.
"It's no use telling them the truth," Guillermo muttered. "The Gaia that they worship is completely different from the one that us Vampires worship. It's a twisted version of the original, so they won't even believe it if we told them about the Iron Maiden."