Shirley: "Yo listen up! No chapter today, the big man's tired. You'll have to see me win another time! Hold this L for now."
Tucker: "You mean you held the L, didn't you? I saw that crater—"
Shirley: "Shut it, farm boy! Don't spoil nothin'. The readers gotta wait till next time."
Madison: "Sorry, guys. He's right. Author needs some rest today. But hey, think of it like a cliffhanger… for the cliffhanger."
ZE210: "Reckon y'all can wait jus' one more day. Ain't no shame in givin' the writer a breather. Y'hear?"
Doug (yelling from somewhere off-page): "And next time I better get more screentime, damn it!"
Shirley (final word): "Anyway, that's all. No chapter today. Go drink some water, touch grass, or… nah, just sit here refreshing till the next drop. We'll see you soon. Don't miss me too much."