Scene: Mishima Prefectural High – Next Morning
Machio walked through the school gates like a ghost. His eyes were hollow. His soul was bruised. His dignity… vaporized.
Whispers followed him like vultures.
"I heard he was moaning in VR…"
"His mom was in the simulation! In a swimsuit!"
"I saw the footage. The vampire boy tried to seduce her."
"Legendary."
THUMP.
A flyer smacked into his face. He peeled it off. "Mishima Weekly: PANTY VR INCIDENT – MACHIO THE MILF MAGNET!?"
Nariyuki popped up behind him. "We're trending on TikTok, bro."
Machio turned slowly. "You posted it!?"
"Technically, I just leaked the simulation logs for… 'educational study.'" He held up a vibrator-shaped USB stick. "Also, new system quest dropped!"
Machio backed away. "No. No more quests. I just want peace."
> [SYSTEM QUEST: Buzzkill – Activate the 'Pocket Vibrator' in a Public Place Without Getting Caught]
Reward: Secret Vampire Council Information
Penalty: Public Humiliation + 1 Pervert Point
Machio screamed internally. "WHY IS THIS EVEN AN OPTION!?"
"Don't blame me," Nariyuki grinned. "Blame the pervy system spirit. Also, I hid the device in your pants."
"YOU WHAT!?"
Buzz.
Machio twitched violently.
"W-What's wrong, Machio-kun?" Anzu blinked, walking beside him. "Your face is red…"
"P-Perfectly normal weather we're having!!"
BUZZ BUZZ.
"G-GYAAAAAAHHHH!!"
Machio collapsed like a jellyfish on the pavement, writhing as if possessed.
From a nearby classroom window, Matsumi and Tachibana watched.
"…Is he possessed?" Matsumi asked, squinting.
"No," Tachibana muttered, pulling out binoculars. "That's the new quest. I saw the alert."
Matsumi's eye twitched. "We're burning that system."
Tachibana sighed. "First, we burn his pants."
Scene Shift: A Dark Gothic Chamber – Vampire Council Hall
High above the mortal world, hidden in the mountains of Transylvania-themed architecture, a long obsidian table sat beneath flickering chandeliers.
Seven cloaked figures gathered. Eyes glowed crimson. Goblets shimmered with bloodwine.
"The moment we feared has arrived," growled Lord Valthor, Head of the Vampire Council. "Kira, the exiled heir of House Nocturne, has engaged in 'pervy VR rituals' with a human MILF."
"Despicable," hissed Lady Scarlatina. "And hilarious."
A robed vampire minion entered. "The footage is trending. Even the Werewolf Senate is laughing at us."
"Summon the Watcher of Discipline," Valthor commanded. "Let her descend upon Mishima and cleanse this idiocy with blood and pain."
A huge bat screeched as a woman stepped forward—pale skin, thigh-high boots, and eyes like twin daggers.
"I, Veronica Vladimira, shall deal with this nonsense."
"Do not fail," Valthor warned. "Kira must return. The Prophecy of Crimson Lust begins… with him."
Scene Shift: School Nurse's Office – Later
Machio lay twitching on the bed. The vibrator had short-circuited his leg.
Sumi, the school's beautiful and clumsy part-time nurse, gently wiped his forehead. "Oh dear… you look like you wrestled with a bear and lost."
Machio groaned. "Just… just kill me."
Sumi giggled, oblivious. "You boys and your gadgets… I confiscated something from your pants. Is this a portable massager?" She held up the still-buzzing device.
Machio turned purple. "THAT'S NOT—! GIVE ME THAT BACK!"
Just then, the door exploded open.
Tachibana barged in, newspaper in one hand and a taser in the other. "We need to talk, perv-boy."
"Why do you have a taser!?" Machio yelped.
Matsumi and Anzu stood behind her. Anzu sipped milk tea. "Is he dying again?"
"Yes," Matsumi replied. "Internally."
Tachibana grabbed the vibrator, stared at it… then turned it on.
BZZZZZ.
She stared at Machio.
He stared back.
"…This is going in the garbage."
"Please, yes."
Suddenly, a figure landed outside the window, cracking the pavement with his boots.
Kira kicked open the window. "Yo. Time's up. Council's sending assassins. We need to move."
Sumi blinked. "Oh, are you a friend of Machio-kun's? You look so exotic!"
Kira looked at her, confused. "…Who is this woman?"
"She's… the nurse," Machio said quickly. "Let's go!"
Scene Shift: Abandoned Gym Rooftop
Kira stood on the rooftop, sword drawn. Black mist swirled around him.
From the sky, a crimson spear hurled down—Veronica Vladimira landed, heels cracking the rooftop tiles.
"You've fallen far, Kira of Nocturne. Rolling in VR filth with humans. Seducing mortals. You shame your lineage."
Kira smirked, baring fangs. "You've been watching, huh? Jealous?"
Veronica raised a hand. Vampiric energy surged like a hurricane. "By order of the Vampire Council, you will return in chains… or in pieces."
Machio and the others watched from behind the roof door.
Tachibana whispered, "He's gonna die."
Anzu grinned. "Or get hotter."
Lightning crackled. Kira leapt forward, fangs bared, sword glowing red.
Kira vs Veronica – Vampire Battle Begins.
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TO BE CONTINUED…