KETSU PART ONE.
During all this, The Boy is about to arrive at the Venetian Macau. He's riding on a sailboat and he's holding onto a rope that The Ballsack Serpent is pulling with its mouth. And of course he's wearing a black raincoat but he has no shirt underneath. Once they arrive, the enemy base sounds the alarm. People start evacuating and turrets appear from the ground and the top of the building.
The only way in is through the docks that run between the island that it's on and the mainland. They surf through there, zigzagging to dodge incoming bullets. When they do get hit it doesn't affect The Ballsack Serpent and The Boy is punching the bullets away with his bare hands.
Out of the water in front of them comes the real Sea Serpent that The Boy and Connie fought earlier. Turns out it was Drake's snake summon that went on a rampage because his owner got his ass beat. The Boy remembers how incredibly long and durable Drake's snake is so he decides to use a full force attack against it.
He runs on the back of The Ballsack Serpent and jumps towards the Drake Snake and uses the combined power of Crematoria and Striped Stream to create a more powerful attack. He sticks his hand out and a big red flame appears. After that, the flame spirals and twists into deep blue. Then it steadily condenses into a small blue flame. The Boy yells out "Blue Star: Extermination".
He snaps his fingers in the direction of the sea serpent and a laser like beam of light hits it and explodes. The serpent is completely destroyed and the blue flames don't give it the chance to regenerate at all. Eventually the serpent is burnt to a crisp and is permanently dead.
The Ballsack Serpent on the other hand is horrified at what he just saw so they continue to advance all the way to the casino. Once they make it close enough, The Ballsack Serpent uses its tail to launch the boat and The Boy in it directly into the building. "Where would they keep her?" He asks The Ballsack Serpent. And it replies with "No idea i'll just guess".
"Alright then". The boat and The Boy soar right into the building.
A little while ago. Connie woke up. She's tied to a chair in a dark room. There's no light at all. She freaks out and struggles. Suddenly she hears a voice in the darkness. "Don't worry they're not going to hurt you"
"Who is that?".
"Doesn't matter".
"Where am I?".
"In my room".
"Who are you?".
"I just said it doesn't matter".
"What do you guys want from me!?"
"I don't care enough to know. But I want something else from you."
She can feel him inching closer. His warm bad breath on her face.
"Get away from me!."
"They told me not to but I don't have to listen to them.
They're not the boss of me."
"Your breath stinks back up."
He starts circling around the room.
"They were talking about something else I don't care about but this time was different. This time I heard something that piqued my interest. Someone said every person has a soul."
"What the fuck are you talking about??"
"Shut up you bitch I'm getting there. Each soul is unique and is made of energy or something like that. I like to think it's love. And the cool part is you can connect with another person's soul. I bet you can guess how."
"That's bullshit!"
He runs back to her face with excitement.
"No no no. See that's what I thought at first too but they let me watch sometimes and I noticed it makes them feel more powerful. Souls have love and it makes them feel better. The cool thing is that you can just take it!"
"You're a sick fucking loser."
"Maybe. But I just want to feel that with someone. Can you believe it!? A nice, good guy like me hasn't done it before. But the assholes at school do it. They talk and brag about it all the time. The Stacy's are so perfect except they only want the asshole NPC and never the nice guy."
"Stop spouting that bullshit, you just have a shit personality and no girl wants a loser virgin like you!".
"Not a virgin for long. You know, between Stacy and Becky. You're Becky. Which means you're totally not out of my league. You practically owe this to me. Even though they told me not to, I think I just might."
"No! Get away from me!."
"Don't be scared, it's my first time too."
He places his hands on hers crushing them between the arms of the chair. He leans closer and closer as he squirms and tries to shake him off. Suddenly light shines on him. She catches a glimpse of him. He's not much older than her. Only by a few years. His lips are dry and his eyes look like he hasn't slept. His hair is medium length but it's not well kept at all. He instantly jumps off her, hides in the corner and puts his hood on. The light came from the door opening behind her. In came a man. Long hair and pale skin. "Leave". The teen follows orders and closes the door behind him. Then the man starts talking.
"They keep this room pitch black because they want to scare you and whoever else we need to scare. But it's also to hide faces". She hears metal clanking like forks and spoons kinda. Hears them being placed on wood. Most likely a table. "I'm different though. I want you to see me. I want to see you. I want to see your fear when you realize what I'm going to do to you. And if you live I want you to remember my face. I want you to see me in every dark corner of the world". He opens the door and light slips through. There is a table and she sees tools, scalpels and knives. She starts panicking. He comes back wheeling in something. He places it near her and she hears him plugging in something in the outlet in the wall.
Instantly a big light is shining on her. She begins to breathe heavily. "Where is the hat!" A siren sounds outside. She still can't see the man. But he says sarcastically, "Oh no! We're under attack! The Pole Society must be here to save you!…..just kidding. The entire Pole Society is dead. We won, there's no one to save you. It's probably another malfunction. Our penetrator machine takes a lot of energy and it's nowhere near as fun as it sounds".
He finally shows his face "My name is Orochimaru". He grabs a scalpel and puts it to her face. She's crying quietly out of fear. "Just kidding! I'm sure the kid earlier told you already that we're not gonna hurt you". Her sobbing stops. "Jeez you're so gullible and you can't even take a jok-".
Out of nowhere a sailboat flies straight into Orochimaru which sends him flying a couple rooms over. The Boy jumps out the boat and stands in front of Connie facing away to protect her. He rips the rain coat off and gets in a fighting stance. Connie is absolutely shocked at what she's seeing. Not only is The Boy alive but he's super muscular now and his torso is covered in scars.
"Dude, holy aura farm. I just saw you not so long ago. What the hell happened to you??". "Long story but I met a witch and she taught me some stuff". The Boy sees her tied up and his heart starts racing he gets a feeling of familiarity he freezes up until Connie snaps him out of it "C'mon man stop aura farming and help me out". The Boy sets Connie free.
Orochimaru rises from the rubble and summons a giant snake to devour The Boy but when it gets close The Boy stomps on its jaw and holds its mouth open with one hand. He raises the other hand and a gas starts to pour out of his hands. "Blue Star: Zyklon" He snaps and a spark ignites the gas which explodes the giant snake into pieces.
Orochimaru thinks to himself "An explosive ability user? Little tricky but nothing too crazy. The thing about most explosive powers is that they aren't meant for close range since they can damage the user. I got this!" The Boy gets close which catches him by surprise. Orochimaru gets ready to block. The Boy makes a ball of flame at the end of his fist and punches straight through his defences. "Not sure what to name that one yet. Fire fist sounds too basic.". Orochimaru is pissed "Don't mock me child". He pulls his pants down and a snake comes out his ass then opens its mouth. He pulls a sword out of its mouth. "Kusanagi no Tsurugi, the one from the manga and not the anime version! Or just Kusanagi". Both The Boy and Connie are disgusted. "Ewwwww".
Orochimaru swipes the sword from far away but it stretches and cuts The Boy's chest. The Boy falls to his knees as he cries "Wolf!" nothing happens. Orochimaru swipes down and The Boy barely dodges. Cries "Wolf" again, nothing happens. Orochimaru tries to stab him but Connie punches the sword away by the flat side and it sticks to the wall. The Boy charges an attack. "Striped Stream!" The blast sends Orochimaru outside the building. "Wolf!". The Giant wolf suddenly appears and bites down on Orochimaru. The Wolf throws him down to the floor. Orochimaru quickly uses his strongest technique, the Eight Branches Technique. He transforms into a giant monster of ,you guessed it, EIGHT massive snake heads. Look it up, it's dope.
Orochimaru and The Wolf duke it out while The Boy and Connie talk. "Hey are you alright Connie? Did they hurt you?". She says "Not a lot just a couple scratches nothing big". He hugs her. "I'm glad you're okay". After a sec she pushes him back a bit. "Dude you literally blew up I actually thought you died and now you're kinda buff and can summon giant wolves! And what's up with all these scars?". He exhales and is embarrassed to say "An old lady beat me up with sharp objects til I got strong". "Reminds me of someone I know".
"Hold on lemme do something real quick" he says to her. He steps to the whole in the wall and points his finger like a pistol aiming it at Orochimaru's heads. "Wait!" Connie adjusts his finger a bit. "Okay now go". He says Blue Star: Extermination and snaps his fingers. The thin blue laser explodes on impact and reveals Orochimaru's body and the wolf catches him. He says in anger "WHAT ABILITY DOES THIS KID HAVE!?". The Wolf throws him back at the room they're in. Connie goes to the sword in the wall "Lemme borrow this" she steps forward and positions herself and swings the sword like a baseball bat which easily slices Orochimaru in half.
Both parts of his body hits the floor. The Boy looks over to Connie. "Y'know I actually watched Naruto this guy is dangerous we should probably burn the body to be safe". "Agreed". He creates a weaker version of Crematoria and instead of snapping a blue fire he just creates and tosses a regular ball of flame nothing fancy. "Molotov". Connie look at him and smiles.
"What?" he asks.
"Do you name all of your attacks?"
"Yeah..It's cool, I like it."
"I'm not judging you or anything it's just kinda funny"
"Sounds like judging to me"
"No, it's different!"
"How?"
She just smiles and stares.
"Exactly!"
"No it's just…"
"Just what??"
"Nothing never mind"
"Say it's cool"
"No"
"Say it!"
"…."
"…."
"…It's alright"
"No say cool"
"It's kinda-"
"No not kinda"
"It's cool"
"Told you!"
"Okay let's just find my axe cus I don't want to keep
using this sword it's gross and smells like bounce that ass"
"We'll find it just hold onto that for now"
They wander around beat up a couple guards on the way and asks one of them where they're keeping the axe. "I'll never say anything!" Connie puts the sword to his face. "Ew get that away from me, do you know where he keeps that thing?!" Connie and The Boy look at each other and smile. Connie waves it around in the guard's face. He gags and says "OKAY I'LL TELL YOU ANYTHING!!" She stops. "It's guarded in a room beneath us".
Connie grins. She raises her fist in the air and slams it down to destroy the floor beneath them. She starts breaking into every room on that floor with her bare hands. Eventually they make it to the room with her axe.
They see a room with a bed. It's a nice room, very decorated. No sight of the axe, just a young guard tied to the bed. Two people are hovering over him. It's James Charles and Zoe Laverne. Zoe says "Hey James look it's a little boy let's get him!". "Yeah!" James replied.
"Not gonna lie, you might gotta carry this one" said The Boy. Connie says "What do you mean??". "That wolf took out a lot of my energy". "Be for reals". "Reals"
"Help me please!" screams the guard. "Yeah yeah we'll get to that!" said Connie. She starts first and throws a couple jabs at James Charles. James throws a powerful left hook but Connie blocks with her right arm and counters it with a punch to his jaw. Zoe scratches The Boy he blocks with his arms. Zoe grows her nails and sharpens them on each other.
Connie claps James's ears, The Boy puts his fists together and slams Zoe's head down, Connie backhands James towards them and The Boy puts one hand on Zoe's head, lifts her and kicks James in the face then pulls Zoe's hair and her face down to the floor. Connie kicks James in the chest.
James says "Time out! I bet you're that girl who's looking for that axe. I'll tell you this, it's hidden in this room. I camouflaged it with makeup and you'll never find it unless I tell you where it is!". Connie points to the corner where the terribly disguised axe is laying against the wall "is that it right there?". "HOW SHE KNOW!!" he thinks to himself.
Connie punches his jaw again and dislocates it. The Boy watches her beat his ass and Zoe takes advantage of this and slashes his back. If this was before he trained she would've sliced him in pieces. The Boy turns around quickly and punches her in the face. She quickly recovers and begins swaying her body. She disappears. Slices appear around the room. "This is my own special move! The Pussy Stink Maneuver!". The room starts to stink like fish. She continues.
She's going too fast to see. "Don't worry about her, help me find James". While The Boy was focused on Zoe, James used his camouflage technique to hide and strike when no one is looking. The Boy feels a punch to the face it doesn't hurt much but when he looks no one is there. Then he feels like something is wrong. Zoe is about to slice Connie in two but The Boy jumps in and she cuts The Boy on the right shoulder and face. She does it again and James attacks him as well. The Boy is on all fours shielding Connie. After a couple kicks, punches and slices The Boy falls on Connie so she rolls him under the bed and grabs her axe. She spins it so fast the makeup falls off. She picks up the sword and dual wields the axe and the sword.
She starts blocking Zoe's attacks with the axe and sword. After a while Zoe accidentally cuts James so Connie takes advantage of the opportunity and when James hits the floor she uses her axe to chop James's head off.
Connie hears The Boy mutter under his weak breath. "Lock..in…". Connie closes her eyes and gets cut barely on the cheek. She raises the sword above the back of her head calmly. And just as she predicted it, Zoe hits the sword. Connie angles the sword perfectly and redirects Zoe to the floor. Connie slices Zoe in two before she even hits the floor.
"HELL YEAH I DID IT!" she screamed while jumping up and down. "yay" The Boy said with no energy. Connie runs to the bed and drags The Boy out from underneath it. The bed and the guard laying on it protected him from the slices. "Holy shit this guy's legs look like pepperoni!" said Connie. The Boy is on the floor and can't get up "Thank god I can't see it".
Connie says "what should I do with you?". "Take me back to the boat, I got something for this". Connie picks him up and lays him on his back on her shoulder facing the guard. "Oh god that guy's face looks like cranberry sauce".
They make it back upstairs through the hole that Connie left. She lays The Boy on the floor. "Hey Connie, can you feed me? There's a canteen in the boat".
She picks it up and opens it to take a curiosity sniff.
"EW is this PISS?!"
"NOT THAT ONE THE OTHER CANTEEN!!"
"WHY IS THERE PEE IN ONE OF THEM!!??"
"HEY I DON'T CONTROL WHEN I NEED TO GO AND IT WAS A LONG RIDE HERE!"
"WHY DIDN'T YOU PEE IN THE OCEAN??!! YOU CAME ON A BOAT RIGHT???!"
"YEAH but… I can't do that.."
"WHY NOT!!?"
"FISH LIVE THERE."
"Are you serious?"
"It's cruel man."
"Whatever man here's your drinky drink."
She opens the cap and puts it near his face.
"WAIT! This isn't the pee bottle right?"
"Just drink the damn bottle."
After a few gulps The Boy feels good as new. He even flexes his muscles and yells "Oh yeahhh!". Connie smirks "that's all you got?". "Well lemme see your muscles". She loses her smile "Let's just focus on what we need to do here".
They clear the building floor by floor, knocking out guards and looking for clues of any secret base.
They make it to the game room and everything seems normal. Like way too normal. There's a bunch of old people playing slots and tapping the screens. "Did they not notice the evacuation?". "I guess not, here you can have this sword". "I'm no swordsman but it doesn't look too hard plus this is a super sword! Watch this". The Boy focuses on the sword. He swipes and the sword grows. All the slot machines get cut. The useless old people wake up from whatever hypnosis they were experiencing. "Wolf" The Boy says. A smaller wolf head appears out of thin air and swallows the sword whole and disappears. "Cool" they say together.
Connie yells "We're terrorists and we want to blow this bitch up!". All the old geezers run out of the building and to safety. "Why would you say that?". "We'll probably never get a chance to scream that in public with no consequences ever again". "Yeah I guess that's true but it still feels morally wrong….". Together they start screaming "WE BOUTA BLOW THIS BITCH UP!!" repeatedly.
"Terrorist?!" someone yells. Connie and The Boy stop screaming. "Like an unarmed middle eastern child??". They see someone in a black cloak approaching them. Connie says "uh no I'm Filipino you racist". "Gross". "Yeah and I'm Jewish". The mysterious person gasps. He takes off his clothes, bends over and makes a phone call. It's Donald Trump! "Quick this is the president speaking! Send another 3 billion dollars to Israel!" He spreads his cheeks "I hope I'm tight enough for you! Hai!". The Boy protects his eyes "ew gross and I'm not even from Israel! I'm Canadian!".
The air feels heavy. "You stupid Jew! I think you mean the fifty-first state! You're American!" He only puts on his red tie and pants and then attacks Connie for obvious reasons. Hint: It has to do with the color brown.
Connie blocks his fist with her axe. Trump grabs the handle with his other hand and throws both Connie and the axe and they hit a bunch of slot machines. "Connie, you can sit this one out. It's my turn to carry". She gives The Boy a stern look. "Fine but I'm not waiting for you, I'll go ahead. Catch up if you can". "Sure, just be careful". Connie goes down a staircase to find more smoke.
Trump yells "Hey come back terrorist!". "Shut your dumbass up. You and me time" the boy says as he puts his fists up.
"The battle between The Boy and Donald J. Trump has begun!" Someone far away announced. This person takes their blindfold off. They're sitting with their legs crossed on the floor. They turn their head around. "This kid could be a problem Theo. It's kinda his fault that the Gojo cloning tech experiments got destroyed. If only he killed that stupid Teeths Fairy before he activated Gojo we could've had the U.S. government recover those notes to create an even more powerful vessel. Between this 'Boy' and whatever Elvis is doing in Argentina, I think The Boy deserves to be taught a lesson". A tall old man shrouded in shadows stands up from his seat. "I agree….I think it's about time I made my move".
Trump screams "SECOND PRESIDENTIAL POWER: STRONG HAMMER!!".
A blinding flash of red white and blue hits The Boy in the face.
The Boy slides backwards a couple inches but stands his ground. He thinks to himself "If I didn't train with Nana I would be a red mist right now". He returns with his own punch to Trump's gut. Suddenly a stinky stink fills the boy's nostrils. Trump explains before The boy even asks. "I'm an old man and I just shit and pissed myself". It's gross as hell. "I'm sure you met Joe Biden at the island. That old bag of beans probably explained how the Presidential Powers work. He might've said something like 'I'm sleepy Joe and every year you serve as president you get a Presidential Power of your choosing' or something like that". The Boy looks at him confused. "I don't remember Joe Biden being there and I definitely don't remember anything about a 'Presidential Power' but thanks for the heads up. I'm guessing you have 5 Powers then and Strong Hammer is one of them".
"Fuck".
Trump shits himself a little more and then uses another Strong Hammer. The Boy prepares to dodge this one but the stench is unbearable. The Strong Hammer hits him in the ribs. And I don't think I explained what Strong Hammer is so if you care it's a super powered punch with special effects that don't do anything but look stylish. Anyways, The Boys ribs break or something idk.
"I assume this smell is part of another Presidential Power?!".
"No it just happens I can't control it now watch this".
"FIFTH PRESIDENTIAL POWER: FOX FRY!!!" The Boy flinches. When he looks at Trump he sees him with his mouth wide open, drooling, eyes closed and steam coming off his head.
"Ith make me thuper thmart durrr".
The Boy jumps and kicks Trump in the head. Trump turns back to normal and says "Impossible! No one has survived my Fry power. I guess it won't work on you so I'll have to beat you another way."
"FIRST PRESIDENTIAL POWER: MARK!!" He starts digging in his butt and grabs a handful of doo doo and tosses it in the air. "FOURTH PRESIDENTIAL POWER: POP!!!" The blob of shit explodes and gets in The Boy's eyes and a little bit in the mouth. "AH I CAN'T SEE". All The Boy can do is listen and what he hears is Trump screaming "Mark!". Trump pats The Boy all over his body but a little extra on his ass.
The Boy is covered in glowing hand prints. He tries to run in hopes of escaping its range but Trump sets them off one by one. The prints explode and yet again had he not trained his durability the most he would have been a bucket of red paint. Luckily, the damage was reduced to burns and in some areas small chunks of skin missing.
The Boy is barely standing. He's crouched down, right hand on his knees supporting himself. He sticks his other hand out towards Trump. Weak and faint he says "Blue Star: Zy-"
Trump interrupts with his own technique "FOURTH PRESIDENTIAL POWER: REMOTE!" he pulls his arm back "STRONG HAMMER!!" He throws a punch. Multiple marks activate on the arm The Boy is pointing at Trump but instead of exploding, they emit the same light Strong Hammer does and do the same damage. The different points of damage break his arm. His bones shatter into pieces. And Trump's diaper is shat once again.
The Boy finally falls to the ground on his back. Trump starts monologuing. "You never stood a chance. I'm simply the best. They said they've never seen anyone as healthy and powerful as me. 6 '3 and 224 you've never seen those numbers, the most lucky numbers. We had a guy in Iowa or Wisconsin I don't remember, nice guy, we had him, he won the lottery with those numbers. The lottery is fair, the most fair. Go get lottery tickets and buy my bible with the money."
"What the fuck are you talking about??"
"Shut up! Hmph! And to think that a gay little jew could beat me! The most lucky lottery bible in the world! You really are stupid."
"Huh??"
Trump explodes a mark on The Boy's back causing him to break and fall through the floor.
"Now that the gay Jew is finished I think I'll go get the icky brown one."
Trump starts walking in the direction Connie went. Until suddenly a hand grabs his leg. Trump looks down to see a hand coming out of the floor. Then another hand comes out and grabs his other leg. Trump's legs are forced open and then he's pulled so hard he hits his balls and micropenis on the floor. While Trump is stunned, The Boy jumps through the floor. He grabs trump by his hair and throws his face through a slot machine screen. The boy runs to him and helps him up just to punch him back down on his knees this time.
He hits Trump with a barrage of attacks. Left punch then right. Upper cuts with his right knee. Grabs the back of Trump's head and slams it down on the slot machine buttons to place a bet and brings the lever down on his fractured skull to win the jackpot. A celebration alarm goes off and Trump falls.
"So he won?"
"wait for iiiit"
Trump gets up. He's enraged! He grabs the boy with both hands and squeezes him. The Boy screams in pain "AGGHH". With his arms held down he yells "BLUE STAR: EXTERMINATION". The recoil sends the boy up then he hits his head on the ceiling. Trump takes a couple steps back. The laser breaks through all the floors all the way down to the basement. The Boy falls back down on his feet. He immediately charges towards Trump instantly landing a blow to Trumps tummy Dragon Ball style with the spit and everything. He follows it by jumping to meet Trump's height, punching him in the face forcing him to lean back. Trump recovers from this by grabbing The Boys arm and pulling him down to his knee. Trump's knee hits The Boy in the gut. Trump grabs The Boy's face and slams him to the floor. "Since you're a dumb jew you probably didn't notice the Marks that are still on your ass. I'm going to set them all off at once now since I'm a man of the Israeli people and exclusively the Israeli people I'll give you a choice. Should I set them all off as Strong Hammers or Pop them?"
"..Pops" The Boy uttered weakly
Trump frowned. "I admit I wished you chose Strong hammers. It would've been so cool to see your ass turned into mist and puddles but Pops is cool too. I'll get to see your ass explode which you'll probably survive but sadly you'll bleed out before you can escape or help your friend. Wait! That gives me a great idea! I'll use the Strong hammer on her ass or maybe her entire body! It'll be so cool!"
"I'm going to kick… your a- fuck my stomach hurts."
"Yeah whatever I gotta go run bo7 easter eggs with the zombois. Don't wanna keep my Bubba waiting!"
And with one swift motion the battle was over…..
Trump yells "POP".
The Boy uses the last of his strength to roll and jump to match his height one more time but instead of his fist it's his ass! Right before the Marks explode, The Boy farts in Trump's face and he inhales it. Trump's eyes widened. Trump's face and the boy's ass exploded. The explosion sent The Boy flying across the room. He rolls and turns to Trump and he's hidden in smoke but he's still standing. The Boy pours blood as he gets back up and he limps with his fist ready. The smoke clears and reveals Trump's new face. It's melted and his skull is exposed and he's missing an eye as well. Trump turns towards the boy. He tried to talk but just coughs blood. His inhale is a loud wheeze. Trump takes a step closer but passes out of exhaustion and falls. The boy is relieved, He smiles closes his eyes and does the same.
"DONALD J. TRUMP VS THE BOY!!! THE WINNER IS…. THE BOY!!!" Someone said far away. "Hey Theo, he actually did it. I never thought he could beat Trump but he actually did it!". The old man in the shadows speaks. "Yes it seems he has. I admit in my current state, those Strong Hammers would even give me a bit of trouble. Perhaps he knew about it beforehand and trained for it". The blindfolded one responds with "Such keen intuition Theodore. Though I must add that if he came prepared for Trump perhaps his friend is prepared for P Diddy downstairs. It makes me wonder if they're prepared for us?". Theo says to them "It would be nearly impossible for that to be the case. The Boy didn't know Kris long so I doubt he told him of an enemy he thinks died countless years ago. I wouldn't be surprised if he forgot about me before he died". "That's bologna! Like Kris would forget about the man who nearly killed him!". "That's the problem. He nearly died but that's not enough he should've died!" the air gets heavy, so heavy that the one with the blindfold falls to the ground. "It's embarrassing that a mere mortal survived my wrath not only that he ruined this formerly perfect body. How was that possible the legend himself Zeus! Now it's reduced to a frail old man!! It's the one place I refuse to go to, seeing the place where it happened is embarrassing to someone of my stature". The one in the blind fold gets pushed harder and leaves a crater. They quickly try to calm Theo down. "Agh! Perhaps we could..try…and destroy it!" The air is normal now. "We could. But it wouldn't be easy, Agartha is far more advanced than it was before"
"Uh.. maybe another nuke or something…?"
"Too weak. But it doesn't matter right now. We should focus on our plan. After all, we do have all the time in the world"
"Yes sir!" The one in the blindfold sits up and fixes their blindfold. "Alright lets see where we left off".
Connie reaches the basement after clearing the rest of the floors. She immediately feels a familiar presence. Once she reaches the bottom of the stairs he takes small and cautious steps. She peeks around the corner and sees a man standing alone under a single lightbulb and pipes running across the ceiling. She thinks to herself "Oh hell nah this shit looks like the conjuring basement. I'm shitting myself if he jumps out at me! And it smells like dick in here!!"
"You a bad guy?"
"Yeah no shit"
Connie leaps forward and swings her axe up at him. The man dodges to the side and counter attacks with a sideways chop with his hand. Connie jumps a tiny bit and lets the momentum of the heavy axe swing carry her backwards to evade. He says to her "your physical strength is incredible for a girl of your age. But it's obvious that the stiff jacket you wear is holding back your movement. You won't be able to survive if you keep it on" Connie gets pissed. "Shut up! This shit looks good on me!" "Then I'll prove it to you".
He accelerates and Connie does her best to keep up but she just can't. She feels a punch to her face but doesn't even see it. The man stops to speak, "you see what I mean?". Connie wipes blood off her nose. "Fine you're right but I'm still not taking it off". The man chuckles "I wanna remember you so when I have another party I get to tell the funny story of the girl who died because of a jacket. My name Sean Combs, everyone call me P Diddy. What's yo name?"
Connie clears her throat of blood and stands up straight. "Hello P Diddy. My name is Consolación but you can call me Connie for short. I like horses and carrots and especially feeding carrots to horses. My favorite color is yellow on Sundays because Sunday has yellow vibes y'know what I mean but the rest of the week it's purple and my favorite food is pizza and tacos but I prefer a healthy snack like a banana or a lemon".
"What a weird girl" He thinks to himself.
Meanwhile The Boy is a couple floors above them. He gets up while severely injured. "Shit I don't know where I left the healing tea!" He slowly limps his way to retrace his steps.
Connie swings her axe a couple times and she misses every time of course. But after a while of getting punched by Diddy. She's able to keep up a bit and can see him now. He goes in for a punch in the gut to finish her. Connie puts down her axe blade first but holds it up by the handle. With one hand she blocks his punch with the handle and with the other she grabs his hair and pulls his head down and follows it with a knee to his face.
Diddy takes a few steps back covering his face. He looks down at his hand to see blood and a lot of it. "How the FUCK did she do that?!".
Connie picks up her axe and slams it back down deeper into the ground. Diddy throws a punch in rage but she squats down to dodge. She immediately jumps up with one leg and the other leg pointing up and it hits diddy in the jaw sending it upwards. In a swift motion she uses her foot on the floor to balance and the leg that's in the air to spin and hit him again before he could hit the floor.
Diddy gets sent flying into a wall. He's thinking to himself "How can she keep up all of the sudden??!".
He gets up and starts hopping from wall to wall to confuse her. She can't see him too much so she does the same thing and they both lose track of each other. Diddy stops first to try and hit her mid air. Connie jumps toward her axe, swings on the handle and kicks him on the back of his head and while his head is facing down, she manages to stop swinging and do a handstand on the handle of the axe facing Diddy. She then brings her foot down and stomps his head to the ground. She jumps off his head and digs her fingers into the ceiling to hang. Diddy stands up and doesn't see where he is. From behind, Connie wraps her legs around his neck and does a pull up to keep him off the ground. "I see now! SHE'S PRIMARILY ATTACKING WITH HER LEGS!!".
She squeezes harder. Diddy thinks "She's so muscular. That's why she can keep up! But she moves faster than she can perceive so I'll have to use one of my fictional techniques to win".
Diddy grabs her arms and pulls them down. She slips and lets go of the ceiling and they both fall to the floor. She still has him pinned until she looks up and the ceiling is cracking and is about to collapse. She lets go and rolls back to get out of the way. But when she looks back at the ceiling nothing happens and the cracks are gone. She only sees the holes her fingers made. "Whatthefuck?" She says.
Diddy flash steps towards her and lands a blow to her face with the back of his hand. She's dazed and confused so he takes advantage and lands more hits to her legs. She catches on and grabs one of his arms. Suddenly she flies backwards and just as suddenly she starts flying back and straight into one of Diddy's attacks. "How the hell did he do that? What is his power?!"
Connie stands up with blood running down her face. The sound of her heavy breathing is all she can hear. She readies herself, her leg muscles flex and expand.
Diddy notices and tries to break her legs once and for all. Connie leaps forward with so much force the entire facility shakes. Her knee connects to his ribcage and he coughs up blood. With quick thinking Diddy holds onto her legs. Connie can feel gravity increasing as she struggles to stand. She brings her fist to the air and flexes just enough so her sleeve rips but isn't completely destroyed and her arm isn't exposed. With even more force than when she leaped she brings her arm back down and completely shatters the left side of his skull.
Diddy falls face down and Connie falls on her butt. "Holy shit that was a tough one! I almost lost!"
And far away someone says "Wait for it…".
Connie receives a kick to the face and she falls to the ground. She looks over and Diddy isn't on the floor anymore and in his place is a massive hole in the floor. "Did I miss??"
"Completely" He replies
"I get it now…You have multiple powers. At least 2".
Connie picks up her axe and throws it at Diddy but for some reason the axe is thrown at her. She catches it by the blade and realizes what happened. Diddy and Connie swapped places after she threw the axe. Connie thinks "So maybe 3 unless his power has to do with space and he only has one power with multiple abilities built in. Gee, I hope not cus I'm for sure going to lose this one"
"I'm just going to kill you now before you can figure it out so then you feel stupid in the afterlife".
"That's petty".
From out of nowhere Diddy pulls out a sharp black rod and goes to finish off Connie. She steps back to try to avoid it but she isn't fast enough but then she puts it all together and she smiles.
Right before the rod kills her a very long blade pierces Diddy's hand and stops him from the ceiling. Connie jumps and punches the ceiling and The Boy comes crashing down. "Another one!?"
"Hey Diddy…. I figured you out." She stares at him grinning from cheek to cheek.
The Boy gets up from his ass and catches Connie as she begins to tumble. The sword shrinks back down and Diddy pulls it out of his hand. He stares down Connie and she stares back. "What is it then?" Diddy asks.
She laughs "I know what your powers are!"
"How could someone like you know anything!?"
"You have 3 powers"
Diddy's face twitches
"The first is the Rinnegan. The second is a little tricky. I know that you don't have the Sharingan because I don't have chakra for you to cast a genjutsu on. But I knew that you had something to make me hallucinate small things like the cracks on the ceiling or me making contact with your face and my fist. It had me stumped to be honest. Until… I realised something. The smell when I first entered the room. I said that it smelled like dick in here. I assumed that was a part of your power like a 'smell equals hallucinations' kind of thing. But I knew there was something generating that smell, an object of sorts. A special object of value, a Vital Instrument. And when The Boy came crashing down it confirmed both of those powers for me because when the smell left so did the hallucinations. You were using them to hide your Rinnegan which we can clearly see now. I also know what your Vital Instrument is. It had to be something easily concealed and personal to you. It was easy to figure out because of the way you were moving. You were moving like there was something in your ass and there is! Your Vital Instrument is in your ass!! A butt plug if I had to guess."
The Boy looks at Connie. "What the fuck are you talking about.."
Diddy is surprised but he's still cocky "So you guessed my powers so what"
The Boy's jaw dropped "She was right??!"
Diddy continues "You only guessed 2 of them and to beat both of you I only need this last one!"
"Yes but I know what that one is too I'll even say it with you" She confidently says.
Diddy puts his hands together by making a hole with one hand and putting his finger in it. Together, Diddy and Connie say "DOMAIN EXPANSION: DIDDY PARTY"
Connie turns towards The Boy to say "You aware of the jjk power system?". The Boy shrugs. "Basically what's happening here is he made a binding vow thing, his domain isn't closed but instead its range is increased and I'm guessing that it requires an anchor of sorts".
"Yeah ok that makes sense".
Behind Diddy the anchor forms and it's a giant 12 foot tall bottle of baby oil. The bottle breaks through the ceiling creating an opening for The Boy and Connie to escape.
Connie says to The Boy " Hey listen, I only guessed his domain because it's obvious that Diddy would include a Diddy party in his arsenal but to be honest I have no idea what his domain actually does so we might be fucked."
"Whatever it is, I'm sure we can handle it" The Boy points his fist to Connie and she responds with her own.
"Fist bump!" They say in unison.
Diddy interrupts "My domain allows me to send dick and balls flying everywhere both individually and in pairs but of course that wouldn't be enough to kill anyone which is why I placed another binding vow. I sacrificed the sure hit effect of my domain for the ability to alter the dick and balls material based on what's in my domain, size, thickness and speed with the only limit being my cursed energy. And I'm only telling you this because revealing my domain and techniques gives them a boost".
Two balls made of stone the size of basketballs appear from thin air and head straight towards the two kids. Connie quickly picks up her axe and slices one of them in half and The Boy can't react fast enough and gets hit.
"YEEEOWWCH!!! I think I broke a rib!"
Diddy speaks to the two of them "In another world different than ours, what is considered fiction is added on to our reality and if you don't take advantage of powers not native to you you'll stay weak forever."
"Bull shit! We got no fiction powers but we're still gonna kick your ass!"
"Yeah! what he said!"
"I bet you guys don't even have any soul connections" diddy told them.
"We don't know what your talking about. Could you inform us with a long and lengthy explanation, perchance?" she said with a sneaky smile.
"Well since you asked nicely but only if you stop smiling like that. That shit looking real sneaky. And if you guys don't mind I'll also turn around and close my eyes and I will make sure not to check if you guys are still there until I finish it helps me focus"
"ok"
The two kids then start making their escape listening to the sound of his lengthy explanation soften as they make their way up the building.
"Well you see when two people connect sexually their souls intertwine and only then can you manually connect the two souls granting both parties a boost in power but the way we do it is we take everything unconsensually that way only the receiving party, that being us, receives everything. And even further more…...."
Connie and The Boy go up the stairs together.
"Ima be honest, I have no idea where the exit is and I can't read chinese" he says.
"Mandarin but yeah me neither lets just jump off the roof" she replies.
"…..And that is the full explanation of the multiple power systems, how they work, how to get them, and how they intertwine and work off each other!…Hey! Where the fuck are those kids!??"
Diddy activates his domain abilities and creates dick and balls made of the same material as Connie's axe and they start flying everywhere. The entire basement and bottom floor are destroyed while the section of the building they're in is cut off from the rest causing it to tilt and start falling.
The Boy and Connie feel the building tilt and they fall to the walls. "JUST KEEP RUNNING!" Connie yells. They get up and start running up the wall uphill while dodging dick and balls. Connie goes to cut one but only deflects it and chips her axe.
The building tilts diagonally then horizontally. The Boy charges Connie's axe with his ki flames for one powerful team up attack. She swings her axe from the floor to the sky then back down to the floor in one counter clockwise motion. "Rondelle Dawning".
The building is sliced clean in half and the bottom half she cut is cut into giant coin shapes. The half that they're standing in turns completely upside down and The Boy and Connie fall to the bottom. They look up to see dozens of dick and balls raining down at impressive speeds.
Connie worries about The Boy "You're not as fast when it comes to reaction as me. If we don't figure something out fast you'll definitely die and I might".
The Boy quickly comes up with an idea "When I tell you to, I need to to hit one of those with your axe. I know it might be too much to trust me with your life but-"
"Yeah I gotchu"
"Realest person I know"
The Boy sticks his hands up and gas shoots up and fills the building completely. He closes his eyes to focus. He feels the dick and balls (pause) move through the gas in the air.
"GO!"
The two of them start jumping from broken doorways, staircases and ledges toward the sky. Connie is nimble enough to step and jump off of the projectiles.
While The Boy is barely dodging them.
It takes a while but they make it to the top. The Boy gets hit in his right arm as he yells out "HIT IT NOWW!!".
She follows his instructions and hits a dick with her axe which creates a spark and that spark light all the gas creating a giant explosion
"BLUE STAR: ZYKLON!!!
The wind launches them higher in the air. They look around and see something flying at them. "WATCH OUT" Connie yells. A dragon flies past them and then circles back around to catch them.
"Is that you Ballsworth?" said The Boy
"Yes" Ballsworth replied
"Is that really his name?" Connie asked
"Don't know I made it up on the spot" The Boy Answered
The Ballsack Serpent is now named Ballsworth.
"We gotta get outta here?" says Ballsworth while evading bullets. They agree until The Boy looks down and sees Diddy standing there looking up at them with a stare that reads "Come fight me bitch!" and The Boy is reading that stare like how I read yaoi, Intensely.
"I'm going back down". Connie looks at him as if to stop him or disagree with him but her face shifts to an understanding stare. "Hey man I get it but your arm is clearly messed up" She puts her hand on his arm softly yet he still winces. "I know Connie but I have to beat him before he hurts anyone else. You got my back though, right?"
"Always"
Ballsworth interrupts "Hey im getting shot at so I'm hiding underwater til we leave" he barrel rolls and the kids fall off.
They free fall to what is probably their death. A stray artillery shell speed towards Connie but she blocks it last minute with her axe. The explosion knocks her away leaving The Boy to fight alone. He uses up the rest of his ki to shoot a striped stream to soften his landing.
The Boy and Diddy stare each other down. "This is it kid. One of us is dying today! To be honest, I wanted to fight Connie instead". The Boy attacks with his one working arm.
Diddy blocks and hits him in the stomach. The Boy hugs it and runs forward causing them to fall. The Boy falls on top of him. He brings his head as close to the sky as possible and brings it down to hit Diddy in the face. Diddy grabs The Boy's head before he can do it again and throws him off of him. They lay side by side and take a short 1 second breather. Diddy pulls a rod out of his ass and tries to stab The Boy. He rolls away and gets up with a lot of effort. Diddy does the same. They lean back and forth with their fists up.
Rubble and parts of the land mass start rising. Diddy pulls out 2 black bbc rods like daggers and tries to stab The Boy. He responds by pushing Diddy back and yelling at him "FIGHT ME WITH YOUR FISTS LIKE A MAN!!!". Diddy takes the bait. He throws his rods to the ground. And starts attacking with his fists.
Diddy hits him in the eye. The Boy kicks his nuts.
Diddy elbows his chest.The Boy kicks his nuts.
Diddy grabs him by the hair and repeatedly punches his face. The Boy kicks his nuts.
"HOLY FUCK CAN YOU STOP DOING THAT"
The dirt they stand on eventually becomes a crater that's only getting bigger. They throw hands at each other waiting for the other to drop. A punch in The Boy's broken arm. A chop to Diddy's throat. Stomp on the toes. Spit on the face. Jab in the ribs. A finger in the butt. Bite on the arm. Diddy gets confused by who's hitting who and punches himself in the nuts. Water from the ocean fills the crater and starts reaching their knees.
Diddy puts everything into his last attack even attempting to stab The Boy in the face with a rod.
The Boy dodges under his right arm and uppercuts Diddy with his left fist. He returns Diddy's gesture by going all out for his final punch.
It wasn't enough. Diddy falls under the water but he's still alive. The Boy gets on top of him and loses control. He's using his only good arm to hit his face over and over again but he doesn't die. He uses his good hand to hold head up. He head butts his face over and over again. Until he finally just stops.
The Boy gets up and sees Diddy's hand holding a note as if he was trying to hand it to him so he grabs it unsure about whether or not he even should.
Connie is running around looking for them until he finds someone else. Donald Trump??
He's walking while blood clouds his vision. Connie follows him until he reaches what seems to be a huge steel box with a door. Donald bangs on the door yelling out "HEY! Diddy if you're in there let me in I want to go too! Hey! OPEN THE DOOR!!". "What's inside?" She asks nonchalantly. He jumps in fear. "AHH! You little shit! This is why your kind is alwa-" He pauses as the top left side of his head slides off the bottom right. Connie sliced him so clean her axe didn't even get blood on it.
She approaches the steel box and opens the door. "It wasn't even locked dumbass". No one is inside and it's empty other than a huge computer. "Woah I gotta show The Boy!"
She eventually finds him. The Boy is laying on the ground and his wolf is nudging him with his snout. "Hey buddy? You okay?". The Boy answers with a muffled response saying "myeuhh". The Wolf gags and spits out the Kusanagi. "That would've been useful a while ago I completely forgot I had it". "You gotta learn to love your weapon. My axe is my most prized possession. I love it more than most people" Connie says.
Connie lifts him and puts him on The Wolf for it to carry him and they walk back to the metal box. Once inside, Connie is showing him everything "Look a big super computer like a spaceship!…..That's everything. And it needs a password". The Boy passes her a piece of paper and says "Hey I know I'm kinda dumb and I don't normally stop to think and question things but I think I should start so lets maybe think this through before we press anything".
"Yo look at this big ass red button!"
She presses the big ass red button.
A screen turns on and flashes from red to green it reads "Penetrators deactivating… Emergency override: successful".
"That seemed important".
On the other side of the planet, Elvis and David Celebrate with cheers. David points "Hey look! Another button but it's green!" He presses it and the metal cube they're in disappears with only those 2 guys in it.
The girls outside are shocked. "We might be fucked" The Girls Mom says. "Screw it everyone get in the jet we're leaving!".
The boy is able to walk a little and steps out of the cube for air. He leans against it trying to catch his breath for just one second. "HEY! BOY! THERE'S ANOTHER BIG ASS BUTTON BUT THIS ONES GREEN!!". They Boy falls back on the ground. "Oh my god. It's gone! She's gone!". Connie steps out of the cube to see she's in a big dark room with nothing but an elevator in the center. "Oh shit. I'm fucked".
The rubble in the sky eventually falls. The Boy narrowly escaped. The impact causes a shockwave that launches him far away into a random nearby building. He quickly gets up and starts looking for a phone to call for help. He calls Elvis but he doesn't answer.
Next to Connie, she sees another cube and she hears banging and shouting. She opens the door and sees 2 guys fighting. "Who are you guys? Wait a minute, is that Elvis Presley??!!"
"Ahhh You got me"
"Why are you fighting a homeless kid?"
David yells "I'm not entirely homeless! And I'm like 17 or something. It's been a while since I checked but I'm basically an adult. And my name is David!"
Connie is shocked "Hold on, YOU'RE David???"
"Uh yeah?"
Connie is freaking out from excitement.
"Wait, is he famous too?" Elvis asks.
"Not exactly, I'll tell you later. But anyways what you 2 fighting for."
Elvis answers "Well this dumbass pressed a big green button and now we're separated from people who need us and might still be in danger!"
She gets defensive "Well how can you blame him a big ass button can be very tempting. It must've been very hard to resist. You owe this young man David an apology!"
"sorry david"
"LOUDER!"
"SORRY DAVID!"
"Name is Consolación B T Dubs but you can call me Connie for short. I like bright places, my favorite color is white. I like to light up dark places for fun and my favorite food is light bulbs!"
"Weird girl" the 2 boys think in unison.
They feel around the walls until they find a light switch.
Connie studies the surrounding area. "It seems like we're in a special parking garage for these teleporting rooms. There's white lines where we arrived like a regular parking garage". Elvis adds "Yeah you're right but gosh darn the accuracy on these cubes are insane this technology is beyond anything we can make by today's standards. Even better than my jet".
"One more thing, we are definitely underground. Like DEEP" Connie says.
"WHAT?!"
"Chill guys there's an elevator right there."
"Not gonna lie, I'm lowkey the fear of tight spaces." David said
"You mean claustrophobic?"
"No man, I'm accepting of all genders and sexualities. I don't mind who you love."
"Homophobic, dumbass."
"Maaane, spiders aint shit."
They approach the elevator but just as they do the elevator dings and an old man walks out.
David reacts faster than he ever has before and jumps back 6 feet. A chill runs down their spines and the other 2 don't even know why. They slowly take steps back. Connie trips and falls to the floor. Shes sitting up staring at him her body trembles and her breath as shakey as her body. "There's something wrong with this guy. Every muscle in my body is telling me to run. she thinks.
Elvis stands ready despite how scared he is. In his head he says to himself. "This guy is on a whole other level. I wonder what monstrosities The Girls Mom would see. No. That's a lie. I don't want to know, for I may never recover."
David doesn't think at all. He doesn't have to. Because he knows. And he will never forget. Yet he raises his fist and stands alongside Elvis. Connie sees them and does the same.
David yells "This is it guys! Everything you have and yet to have experience is all because of this man. You may have never heard his name. And that's the point. This is the man Kriss spent his entire life hunting down. The man that's responsible for the cloning tests on Badman Island that got Kriss killed. The man behind the earth penetrators and the base in Argentina. His name is THEODORE ASMODEUS DUME!!!".
Theo walks forward only a few steps. "That sense of dread you feel isn't toward my power. But instead my presence. Souls of the tarnished and the damned. Trust me when you feel my power it will make you wish to run away even if you have to dig your way up. I'll save you the trouble Elvis Presley".
He sticks his hand out. Elvis feels like he's being held by dozens of hands. Theo points up and Elvis is sent flying to the surface causing a chunk of the ceiling to collapse. David throws a piece of metal of the rubble past Theo and he zips to it but when he gets near Theo he doesn't make contact but instead stops right in front of him just like Gojo's infinity.
David throws another piece and zips to get away but Theo catches him midway and grabs him by the back of the neck and slams him to the ground.
Connie runs to save him but she gets lifted off the ground. He pulls her towards him "Where is my hat?". "Uhh a fucking coat rack I don't fucking know".
Theo chokes her "The Santa hat!".
"I don't have it!"
"WHO DOES!? IS IT THAT BOY YOU WERE WITH!?? He's not here right now so tell me does a corpse have my hat right now?"
"No, I just dropped it at the Pole Society base!"
"Your friend's mother is in this city so if you lie to me I won't hesitate to kill her."
"I'M NOT LYING!!"
"Okay. Stay here kids, I'll be back in a few hours. And if you leave this city I'll kill everyone in it."
Theo takes the elevator up and makes his way back to the Pole Society base.
After a while David and Connie go up as well. They meet up with Elvis "I already called The Boy he's on his way and so is backup. We have a few hours to prepare".
3.5 HOURS LATER
The Boys Mom has been found and is safe with Elvis and Connie.
They've successfully managed to evacuate most of the city and the ones surrounding it. Meanwhile, all sorts of monsters have been unleashed in Tokyo by Theo.
The Boy and Ballsworth arrive in Tokyo to prepare for the final showdown.