"Master, please accept my bow as your disciple!"
The five of them kowtowed in unison, none of them raising their heads, as if competing to see who was more sincere.
This sudden act of apprenticeship startled Song Yun.
Damn, where are these supposed great martial artists, they're a bunch of crazies!
Song Yun snapped back to reality and quickly tried to help them up, but the five started arguing again.
"What are you four doing? I, Yu Yan, was the first to apprentice."
"Who said you were first? Your belly's big, you can't even bend your waist, my kowtowing speed is faster than yours."
"Ji Li, you can't even see clearly, do you know who you're apprenticing to? Besides, I've been earnest, I already apprenticed in my heart, you guys are just followers."
"Bullshit, Ling Miaozeng, you were the last to kneel."
"Xiao Ma, don't talk nonsense, see, my forehead is already red from bowing."
"Oh Dai Qingliu, that's because you have less hair, no protection."
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