Beside Lu Bu, two beauties were at each other's throats, with Green Teeth Mother Zombie baring her fangs: "I'm too lazy to fight with someone like that. If she scratches my face and ruins my looks, it's just not worth it."
White Teeth Mother Zombie giggled: "Ruining your looks is equivalent to getting plastic surgery."
Her opponent began to whine pitifully: "Lu Bu, look, she's bullying me."
"Don't say my husband's name so seductively; it almost makes me gag, especially after I had some blood this afternoon."
"He's my husband too, okay."
"You two busybodies, not saying anything would actually make people think you're mutes."
Lu Bu felt overwhelmed, finally understanding the trouble of having too many women.
Single folks envy those with many spouses, while those surrounded by beauties envy the single ones. It's just like the saying about a besieged city: those outside want in, and those inside long to escape.
"Honey, calm down, let me give you a shoulder rub."
