Author's Notes: Chapter edited and corrected by Vongrak.
I smiled broadly, ignoring the stares of everyone present. Just like earlier when I had first entered, but where those stares had been of curiosity, admiration, lust, and similar things, now they looked at me as if I were crazy.
That included the looks my classmates were giving me.
"Seriously? A party? " Yaoyorozu asked, sounding completely disappointed. My smile only widened painfully.
"You should have seen them. Those victims were so sad I had to do my best to cheer them up," I said, still grinning like a maniac. The blank stares I got afterward were incredible, except for two people.
"That's wonderful, my friend Miyamura! To think that such a tactic was opened up." Penny said in amazement as she clapped her hands.
"You're amazing!" Yunyun said, her eyes sparkling. I almost felt bad for deceiving them both.
"Ignore that idiot, he's lying." Jirou growled with a grimace of disgust.
"You're a menace." Ravel snorted as she crossed her arms.
"It looked fun, we had to fight villains and rescue people while Miyamura was having a party!" Mina complained.
"I mean, they won't deduct points for that, will they?" Ruby asked, worried.
"Oh please! We know how it's going to end, somehow he's going to pass with a higher grade than all of us, she's just incredibly lucky that everything goes her way." Jirou grumbled irritably, and I chuckled.
"You sound jealous," I said playfully.
"A bit." Jirou said with a pout.
"Just... ignore it, it's easier that way," Taylor said with a sigh.
"We definitely just ignore his actions, we keep him around for the sex," Azula said mockingly.
"He's our Sextoy, he's cuter when he's not talking!" Ruby said, winking. I snorted playfully.
"Please, I'm always gorgeous, especially when I use my mouth." I said arrogantly to Ruby, tossing my hair, then gave her a suggestive look, wiggling my eyebrows. She blushed slightly. "Besides, you're my sextoys ; you don't have the stamina for it to be the other way around." I snorted mockingly.
"Wow, showing off in public in front of us? It's like eating in front of a starving person," Jinx said, amused.
"Aww, my fake girlfriend feels left out." I teased her. Jinx punched me in the shoulder and rolled her eyes.
"Honestly, I didn't think that lie would come back to bite me so hard. I had to endure hours of talking with Mom and Cass, don't remind me." Jinx said with a grimace of pain.
"Did I already tell you your life was complicated, Miyamura? Well, you deserve it," Jirou said dryly. I chuckled. The whole of Class 1-A knew about me being Jinx's fake boyfriend. Word got around, and Piltover and Zaun definitely kept quiet. So, as far as the world was concerned, Jinx was my girlfriend just like everyone else's.
We had to tell the entire class and the UA staff about it so they'd keep up appearances if anyone asked. Jinx complained about it for days.
"Hello everyone, and thank you for waiting." Mera appeared at the podium and began to speak. We all turned and fell silent. "You have worked very hard. Now I will begin presenting your exam results, but before that, I would like to say a few words..."
With that, Mera explained the scoring system, which remained the same as the canon. Finally, the names of those who passed appeared on the screen.
I started quickly scanning the list and… I found my name. I almost wanted to sigh with relief. Oh goddess, I had faith I'd pass, even after throwing a damn party, but the feeling of relief at still seeing my name on the screen was actually quite nice.
"I passed!" Ruby squealed happily as she lunged at me. She clung to my neck like a very overexcited koala.
"Congratulations, Ruby," I said happily as I returned her hug. Still holding her, I glanced at Taylor and Azula. I didn't even have to ask, judging by Taylor's huge grin and Azula's smug smile, but I did anyway. "Did they pass?" I asked curiously. Taylor turned around with the same huge grin and rushed over in my direction.
"I passed! I got my hero license!" Taylor squealed, really excited. I smiled at Taylor's unusual display of excitement and hugged her tightly.
"Well done, Taylor," I said cheerfully.
"We did it!" Ruby squealed happily. I chuckled before glancing at Azula. She was just watching us with a smile. I raised an eyebrow, about to summon Orochi to pull her into the hug, but to my surprise, Azula came closer, close enough for Taylor and Ruby to grab her and pull her into a pile of hugs.
Azula didn't complain at all; she simply let us hug her happily. We stayed like that, hugging and talking excitedly amongst ourselves, the four of us ignoring everyone else for several minutes.
" Ahem, have all participants had a chance to confirm their results? Your ballots will now be distributed. They detail your scores, so please review them carefully. " Mera said, her voice over the loudspeaker pulling us out of our celebration. We reluctantly separated, one arm around Taylor's waist while Ruby hugged mine tightly and Azula leaned against my shoulder.
I could see the HPSC workers starting to hand out the papers; one of them approached our group and began handing out the papers without any expression. I could see the papers of the others.
Taylor scored an impressive 97 points, Azula 79, and Ruby 81. Truly impressive. The HPSC employee paused, looked at me for a few seconds, and sighed as she handed me my paper.
I raised an eyebrow, but ignored it, concentrating on the paper. I smiled broadly.
99 Pts.
There was only 1 point deducted and it was Mera's, along with a message.
Please try not to drug real victims and avoid creating parties at terrorist attacks or real emergency situations.
I huffed and puffed playfully.
"Incredible, Izumi!" Ruby squealed happily.
"I knew it! How did you get 99 damn points after that performance!? " Jirou complained as she snatched the paper from me.
"What? 99! Oh come on! I only got a 71! " Ashido complained incredulously.
"Even Momo and Hebert only got 97 points each!" Hagakure complained. I smiled arrogantly at them.
"Throughout heaven and earth, I alone am the honored one." I said arrogantly with a smug grin. I had to use that line sometime.
"Wow, the arrogance in that one sentence knows no bounds," Sinon said mockingly.
"I know, I'm just that amazing." I said with a huge smile. I chuckled. "So... we all passed?" I asked curiously.
"Well... almost." Midoriya said timidly before looking at Bakugou who was staring at the paper in her hand with a murderous expression.
"Wait, Bakugou, you failed?" I asked incredulously as I stared at her. Bakugou gritted her teeth before stopping and immediately glaring at me.
"YOU-!" Bakugou growled as she approached me. "You saw me fail!?" Bakugou demanded forcefully as she brought her face close to mine. I snorted and raised an eyebrow, very unimpressed.
"I mean, yeah... but only if you separated from Izuku." I said, shrugging. Bakugou froze and paled slightly. My eyes widened slightly. "You separated from Izuku? How did that happen?!" I saw that they were together during the first round! I thought they'd stay together in the second round too!
"Izuku, smooths out your pointy parts, and you have a lot of them, like... what's the figure with the most points? Never mind, you're like a ball with a million pointy spikes." I said playfully. I could see Bakugou's eye twitch violently.
"Are you referring to the Koch Snowflake?" Yaoyorozu asked suddenly. I looked at her, confused.
"What the heck is that?" I asked, confused. Yaoyorozu pouted, but a small geometric shape emerged from her palm. My eyes widened in recognition, and I grabbed the shape.
"Oh, the fractal! Yeah, something like that. This is Bakugou! " I said happily as I held up the figure. "It has infinite peaks of fury and rage." I said cheerfully before stopping and looking at Bakugou worriedly. "That's too much rage for a Pomeranian." I said worriedly.
I heard Bakugou's sanity shatter along with several bursts of laughter from our classmates. Bakugou grabbed Koch's snowman figure and violently exploded it while glaring at me.
"I swear I'm going to make you suffer one day." Bakugou growled, and I smiled mockingly at her.
"Miyamura," Todoroki interrupted, approaching with a frown. "You... you saw me fail too?" Todoroki asked emotionlessly. I frowned.
"Yoarashi?" I simply asked. Todoroki paused for a few seconds before nodding.
"So you saw it." Todoroki stated it as a fact. I nodded.
"I did," I said casually. Todoroki stared at me, as if she were expecting something. I sighed and crossed my arms. "Look, Todoroki, and this goes for everyone, can I see some things from the future? Yes, I can, you already know that, but that doesn't mean I'm going to tell you everything I saw unless it's an emergency or something dangerous."
"Failing the exam doesn't count as either of those, especially since it was your fault in both cases. Bakugou for being too rough and violent with the victims, and you for your past dealings with Yoarashi. Those are your problems to solve, not mine. So don't expect me to solve them for you." She snorted dryly.
Bakugou grunted and looked away while Todoroki stared into the distance before nodding.
"You're right. I'm sorry," Todoroki said, nodding. I grimaced and sighed. After that, we just continued chatting more calmly until all the HPSC paperwork was finished.
We all had to wait to receive our licenses, which they had to issue on the spot, and that included taking our pictures for the license image. I looked at the card with a satisfied smile; I saw the small mark on the side authorizing me to use my healing quirk on civilians.
"We have to send a picture to Mom," Taylor said excitedly with a huge smile. She was practically bouncing with excitement.
"Great idea! Zula! Come on, you too! " Ruby said happily. Azula rolled her eyes, but came over with a smile. We stuck together and placed the licenses side by side while I snapped a picture with my scroll wheel before sending it to the girls and Mom with a quick message.
The girls pulled out their Scrolls and started messaging Mom rapidly; Ruby was sending the image to the rest of her family. I stepped back slightly and approached Jinx. I put my arm around her neck, surprising her, and held up my license so it was fully visible.
"Hold up your license!" I said cheerfully. Jinx smiled broadly and held up her license. I snapped a selfie of us both. I quickly sent her the picture and winked. "For your family," I said playfully. Jinx's eyes sparkled with amusement before she scrolled through her phone without hesitation.
"Ha! My sister and no one else in Zaun will believe I'm a licensed hero!" Jinx said gleefully as she started sending messages. I chuckled.
Without hesitation, I started writing to Darkness while sending her the same image. Darkness replied almost immediately with an identical image. In the image, there were four licenses: Darkness, Tanya, Visha, and to my surprise, Louise was also included.
I smiled slightly as I sent congratulations to everyone for passing. I continued sending pictures until I felt a hand on my shoulder. I glanced over my shoulder and my smile grew even wider when I saw it was Aizawa; I could feel his grip tighten around my shoulder.
"Sensei! Look, we passed! " I said playfully as I showed him my license.
"Miyamura... if I could, I'd expel you right now," Aizawa said through gritted teeth. I looked at him amused.
"You'd miss me too much for that," I said playfully. Aizawa narrowed his eyes dangerously.
"You're grounded." Aizawa said directly, my smile froze.
"What?" I asked stupidly, Aizawa smiled sadistically.
"You're cleaning not only the Class 1-A dormitory, but also the 1-B dormitory. You'll clean all the communal areas, bathrooms, dormitories, and even the surrounding areas, without help, without quirks, without summons, without shadows, completely by hand, using only cleaning tools." Aizawa declared. I stared at him in disbelief.
"Oh come on!" I complained with a loud groan.
"Two weeks." Aizawa added, and I sighed.
"It was worth it," I said with a pout. Aizawa snorted and turned away as he started to walk away.
"All of you, get on the bus, we're leaving!" Aizawa exclaimed to the rest of the class.
"You deserve it." Jirou mocked with a shitty grin as she walked past me.
"Careful, Jirou, I'll be cleaning your room. I can be very creative when it comes to leaving... little surprises." I said teasingly. Jirou stopped and looked at me in surprise.
"Don't even think about it." Jirou growled, and I smiled mockingly at her.
"Don't worry, I won't do anything, I will only look for the porno that each of you is hiding," I said casually. That froze all the girls in the room; I could see half of them turning pale and the other half blushing deeply.
As one, they all looked at each other and ran to the bus like ants. I smiled broadly.
"Stop being mean to our female colleagues." Taylor huffed as she bumped my shoulder with her.
"I'm not mean to them, I'm mean to everyone. I'd say you're not exempt from that, but I already know what kind of porn you're watching from your scroll." I said while winking in Taylor's direction before starting to run for the bus.
"Izumi!? Y-you're wrong!! And I don't watch porn!!" Taylor yelled as she quickly followed me. I burst out laughing.
The bus ride was just as lively, and when we arrived at UA, all the girls rushed to their dorm rooms, definitely to hide what needs to be hidden. I smiled broadly as I watched them run.
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