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"Now Miss Riddle" Dumbledore said as he and the three heads of house stood in the hospital wing, in front of two beds, in one bed was Fay Dunbar and in the other was Delphi Riddle "would you like to explain to us what happened?"
"Uh...well..." Fay began "what happened was..."
"DELPHI!" A voice shouted, the teachers and Fay jumped in shock while Delphi cringed, a second later the doors opened and Harry Potter walked in. His eyes scanned the room until he saw Delphi's bed and walked towards them. He walked right past the other teachers, Flitwick even jumped out of the way so he didn't get run over.
"Mr Potter" Dumbledore stepped in front of him "I understand that you are upset but..."
"Move" Harry waved his right hand and Dumbledore was pushed over, landing on the floor and out of Harry's way. Harry walked past them ignoring their surprised faces as he reached Delphi. "Are you hurt?" He asked as he began scanning her for injuries
"No, I'm fine" She replied
"Good" Harry's right hand reached out and grabbed her by the ear
"Ow!"
"Now" Harry spoke "I was having a pleasant evening which was going brilliantly until I had to listen to a pair of gossiping idiots say you had fought a mother-fucking troll!"
"Mr Potter!" McGonagall exclaimed
"And then" Harry ignored her "I had to come here to make sure you weren't missing any of your limbs when I had actually planned to have an early sleep tonight. So, unless you want me to rip this ear off and send it to your mother with a note that says 'you raised an idiot', I would advise you to make the explanation you are about to give phenomenally good."
"But mum would be upset with you" Delphi pointed out
"And if I wrote 'P.S she deserved this'?" Harry countered and silence reigned for a good ten seconds
"Damn" Delphi cursed as she realised she was foiled
"H...Harry, it's my fault" Fay said from her bed
"Okay" Harry let go of Delphi "how do your parents feel about getting sent body parts?"
"Harry, no, it's my fault" Delphi said
"You two had better decide quickly before I lose what little patience I have left" Harry said in a warning tone "and I am currently running on reserves here"
"I had heard Hermione Granger was crying in the bathroom" Fay said
"And that's relevant how?" Harry turned to her
"Apparently Ron Weasley had made her cry" Delphi added
"What? Did she smell his breath?" Harry asked with a hint of concern
"No but he had apparently said something mean to her after charms class"
"So we'll add him to the list of everyone who's ever got to deal with Granger, what does this have to do with the bloody troll?"
"Mr Potter, watch your language!" McGonagall scolded
"Impossible unless I write everything out and no I won't" Harry said dismissively
"Quirrell had come into the great hall, screaming about some troll" Delphi continued, seeing as Harry was close to his the end of his patience "Dumbledore then told us to all go to our dormitories"
"I will deal with that idiot later on" Harry gestured to the headmaster, ignoring the reactions of everyone else "continue"
"I saw Fay walking away from the Gryffindor's" She continued "I was curious so I followed her, Fay then told me about how Hermione Granger was crying in the bathroom"
"Well that's just rude" Harry commented
"How is that rude?" Fay asked
"I'm no expert but occupying a public space that others need to do their business so you can cry, is pretty rude. If she was that desperate then she should have chosen a broom closet and put up a silencing spell"
"Mr Potter, the silencing spell is very advanced" Dumbledore began but was cut off by Harry
"Silencio" He silenced Dumbledore "one of the first spells I had decided to learn, it served me well over the years"
"Amazing charm work" Flitwick exclaimed
"Thank you" Harry turned back to the girls "continue"
"Well, we were told that the troll was in the dungeon" Fay said "so we wanted to quickly get Hermione before the troll came but then it turned out to not be in the dungeon. Delphi managed to hit it in the eyes and it charged head forth into a wall and knocked itself out"
"That's stupid, that's stupid" Harry said with disbelief
"Hey, I didn't make it, just lived through it" Fay Dunbar replied with a shrug
"Fine" Harry sighed and pointed a finger at Delphi "the next time you want to follow after someone during a time of crisis, don't! Fay's a Gryffindor so she can be forgiven for being reckless" McGonagall looked very insulted by Harry's opinion of her lions "and next time call a teacher or a damn prefect"
"Sorry Harry" Delphi ducked her head
"As for you" Harry turned to Dumbledore "grow more brain cells or retire you old fart"
"What is that supposed to mean?" Dumbledore asked after removing the silencing charm
"I am no expert but I would like to believe that groups of students would not stand as good of a chance at fighting a tall, magic resistant troll when in comparison to nearly every student in the whole school. If nearly everyone was in the great hall then why didn't you have them all stay together? All the years together should be able to easily protect each other while the teachers comb the school for the troll. Also, if the troll was in the dungeon then why would you send the children back to their house rooms when the Slytherin house is in the dungeons and the Hufflepuff house is nearby? You absolute idiot!"
Dumbledore jumped back slightly, he and the other teachers felt reminded of an angry red head known as Lily. She would also lay into people in a way that would make them feel stupid and scare them at the same time. It was clear that Harry had definitely inherited some things from his parents
"I admit, Mr Potter, that Dumbledore's decision wasn't the best" McGonagall said after a brief silence "but it does not give you the right to address him without respect. Your language leaves much to be desired and..."
"This is getting boring" Harry cut her off and turned back to Delphi and fay "see the shit that I have to deal with because of you two"
"Let us leave" Dumbledore said to his colleagues and they all left, after sending a few glances at Harry
"I am sorry Harry" Delphi said sincerely
"Fine" Harry sighed and sat next to her, pulling her into a soft embrace
"Thank you" She said
"You, despite my various attempts at making you go away, are my best friend" Harry said as he let he go
"Really?" She asked
"No but you are my best human friend" Harry replied "which is why I value you a lot. So I'm going to say this one time. Do not do something so stupid again, because if you do then I will flip a coin. If it lands on heads then I will have Shadow tail you every second that I am not around you but if it lands on tails then I will find a way to make the silencing charm permanent and then handcuff you to me to prevent you from doing more stupid things"
"And if it somehow lands on neither?" Delphi said jokingly, hoping to lower some of the tension in the room
"Then you had better pray that I am feeling nice" Harry answered immediately
"Okay" Delphi gulped and nodded nervously
"Do I need to give you a speech as well?" Harry looked towards Fay
"No! No." Fay shook her head quickly
"Good" Harry nodded, satisfied with their fear levels
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