couple of hours after the crew had split up at the harbor, Luffy and the gang headed straight towards the western gates of the western district. The guards had told them that the jungle was a dangerous place and that they should stay in the city. Reluctant of giving up on such an adventure, Luffy tried to reason with the guard by complaints and whining.
"As I said; I'm not letting you four out of the city, and that's that!"
"C'mon stingy! We can handle it!" Luffy fumed.
"You're not going out there!"
"FINE! I'll just climb the wall!"
"Luffy-san can be very adamant sometimes, yohoho."
"The shit I've seen him do; this pales in comparison." Usopp explained.
"Oi, Luffy, can't we just have a look around the town first? I'm sure there's plenty of food you can eat here." Zoro suggested. He would rather just have a drink and take a nap. "Luffy?"
It was too late; Luffy had already shot an arm up towards the top of the wall and latched onto it with his hand. He smiled at his friends and grabbed them with his other arm, letting it coil around them like a snake.
"Don't you fucking dare…"
"Yoho?"
"I TOLD YOU!!!"
"Shi shi shi shi…" Luffy just grinned.
In an instant, the four of them shot straight up the side of the gigantic wall. The three screamed and flailed as their bodies was dragged through the air, dangerously close to grinding against the stone wall. Luffy just laughed his ass of as they blasted towards the top. As they approached their destination, Luffy thought he'd be kind for once, making sure they all landed safely on top of the structure. He let go of his friends and made a safe landing… "Wait, wasn't it supposed to be the other way around" He thought. Luffy looked to his side to find that his friends wasn't with him.
"YOUIDIOTIWILLMURDERYOUFIVETIMESOVERANDCUTYOUINTOPIECES!!!!!" Zoro screamed, as he flew towards the horizon.
Luffy had unknowingly catapulted his friends, at breakneck speeds, through the skies and into the thick of the jungle. "Haha! They seem to be having so much fun!" He thought. "Maybe I should follow them so they don't get lost?" Luffy stepped back and took a running start, leaping out from the wall and down, straight into the treetops of the jungle.
Brook and Usopp were sent off together in the same direction at a frightening speed. The two screamed and cried as their bodies hurled through the sky and down towards the solid, jungle floor. They hit the tree tops and smashed anything in their way until they both crashed face-first, straight into the ground. It took a few moments before Usopp realized that he wasn't dead yet; he wasn't so sure about brook though.
"That freaking irresponsible, nutcase of a captain! I'm going to garnish his ass with my 10-ton hammer if I see him again!" Usopp raged. "Brook, are you okay there?"
"I don't think so; I'm just a pile of bones after all, Usopp-san!" Brook replied.
"Yeah, I think you're fine… For now. I have no idea where we are and it is bloody dark in here. This jungle is huge and there's scary noises coming from everywhere…"
"Where do you think Luffy and Zoro are?"
"Oh shit… Zoro got flung off somewhere else. Poor thing is going to be lost forever in this place! At least I got to be with the second most intelligent guy in our group." Usopp gave Brook his thumbs up.
"Yohohohoho! But I don't have a brain!"
"I guess I take that back then…" Usopp muttered to himself as Brook continued with a myriad of skull-jokes.
Both of them decided it was probably better if they started looking for the other two, rather than just staying put. They walked for a few moments before reaching a river. It looked really thick and red. Usopp made the assumption that this river was the same one leading out into the ocean. Pondering what could be the cause of its red color, he suggested that they follow the river inwards, away from the sea. Brook agreed and so they were off into mysterious territories.
After an hour or so of walking, they heard rustling coming from some bushes next to them. It increased gradually until the source suddenly sprang into action and attacked the two confused individuals. Out came a large amount of plant vines, snapping and whipping at them. Usopp did what he normally does in situations like these and panicked, flailing with his arms until his courage came back. Brook unsheathed his sword and sliced away at the vines, cutting them into tiny pieces. But they just kept multiplying and from the bushes came a monstrous looking flower with a giant mouth, drooling at thought of eating them.
"Usopp-san, I could use some help over here, this thing is scary!"
"But you're doing fine on your own!"
"USOPP-SAN!"
"O-okay, okay!"
Brook and Usopp leapt into combat with the enormous… thing in front of them, bombarding it with flying cuts and fire. It took a several long minutes, but the flower-creature finally died, oozing weird goo everywhere. From its mouth came a final puff of red dust, before it started withering away. Afraid that the ooze and dust cloud might be poisonous; the two of them took a few steps back while staring at the thing they had just killed. What the hell was it?
After the dust had settled, Usopp approached the remains and inspected it. It wasn't much unlike the vicious plants he had once fought with Heracles, but this one seemed odd somehow. That's when he noticed a couple of sacks hanging from the back of the withering flower's face. These sacks didn't wither along with the main body. He slit them open and out came hundreds of small seeds in a pool of goo. He put on some gloves and picked up a few of the seeds. It seemed like a vital part of the plant-creature's reproductive system. He cleaned the seeds off and put them in his bag for more in-depth analysis later. Satisfied with their victory, the two of them continued, but making darn sure that they wouldn't be ambushed again.
Elsewhere, in another part of the jungle, we find Zoro hanging from a branch from his foot. His robe was now dangling over his face, revealing his choice of underwear to anyone watching. Luckily for him, no one was present to see him unravel himself so. Zoro cut himself lose and crashed headfirst into a puddle of mud. He cursed his captain for making him go through such an ordeal, as he dug his head free.
"I'll fucking murder that idiot when I get my hands on him!" Zoro swore, doing his best to rid his face from the sticky mud. "Where did the others go…?" He muttered. "They better not be lost again." When Zoro deemed himself worthy of continuing, he looked around trying to decide which direction to head in. "That direction should be north, since east is to the right," he though. Zoro decided to let fate choose and closed his eyes. In his mind, he imagined fighting a giant dragon. After he defeated the dragon, it had told him to go north. Zoro opened his eyes and grinned. "This is why I never get lost," he reasoned as he proceeded to head north, which in this case was actually west…
As Zoro walked, he noticed a presence close to him. He was being followed. Suddenly a large plant-like body jumped out in front of him and a large amount of vines appeared with it, grabbing his legs and pinning him down. "Silly plants," he thought as he unsheathed his swords and readied his attack. As he got ready, the plant spewed out some red dust right into his face, taking him by surprise and making him cough. "Fucking plant getting cocky…"
"Santoryu… O-Tatsumaki!"
Zoro cut into the air, causing a giant tornado of slicing winds and cutting the plant-creature into tiny pieces. The dust cleared with the attack and the path he was taking was now being nicely opened by his raging attack. Zoro grinned and put the swords back into their sheaths and continued on his way.
After a few minutes of walking, just as his tornado had died town, he started to feel a bit hot. It was weird, it wasn't as much as him feeling warm, but something making him blush and feel aroused. It had happened a good few times before in his life, being aroused, but his dedication to his training has made it less frequent. Zoro felt groggy and his vision became hazy. "Shit, its attack was poisonous…" he thought as pulled the robe off from his upper body, letting it hang from his waist. He needed to cool down. It was then that he noticed something odd, yet pleasant. For some reason he had laid his eye on a woman, straight in front of him. She was butt-naked. She noticed him and waved him forward seductively with her hand. Zoro gulped and moved forward, cautious for another ambush.
The woman aggressively walked up to him and kissed him right on the lips. Zoro's limbs wouldn't respond to his commands anymore. The woman embraced him and let the kiss continue. His face was beat-red at this point. Zoro's knees buckled which led him to fall on his butt. The women followed him down, coercing him to his back. She was grinding her body against his and slowly started stroking the tent on his robe.
"Zooooro…" The lady whispered into his ear, licking all over his face. He wanted to respond, but he couldn't. "Zoro." She said, a bit more sternly. "ZORO! The fuck are you doing!?" Zoro snapped back to reality as Franky called out his name.
"blethfrrralth…" Was also Zoro could say, almost completely paralyzed by the poison.
"I don't care what your kinks are, but could you seriously let go off that goat while I'm here, it's freaking me out…" Franky said, watching Zoro dry-hump a jungle goat.
Zoro's eyes shot open as he realized what he was embracing in his arms. He started to panic as his senses returned, feeling his hard member poke the belly of his furry friend.
"MMFFFLLPPHRROOOO!" Zoro screamed.
"What's that? Five more minutes? Fine do what you want; I'll be around the corner… Call out when you and… your friend is done."
And thus Zoro was left alone, unable to move, with a slobbering goat stuck in his arms. Fucking hallucinations.