Andreyevich is a captain in the Gru Special Forces, and about five months ago, he received a secret mission on Earth.
According to the mission description, he needs to infiltrate with his teammates into a remote, technologically backward, and linguistically alien small country, to assist a local warlord in defeating other competitors and eventually ascend to become king.
Andreyevich wasn't particularly unfamiliar with such missions; the current international environment is like this. Small countries have virtually no sovereignty, and in the end, they can only become puppets or vassals of greater powers.
Besides, the place he was going to this time is reportedly somewhere locals don't even know what cola and mobile phones are; Andreyevich even doubted if there was such a country left on Earth.
After all, even in countries like South Sudan and Somalia, recognized by the United Nations as extremely impoverished, most people have at least heard of Coca-Cola.
