Guy meets girl in an online game,
Both looked fine, yet deeply insane.
Guns and gore, laughing for more,
Sniping him twice, locking her door.
He joked, "I'll get you back one day"
She laughed, blowing her screen away.
"I'd shoot you dead, a crimson flood,
And watch you choke, upon your blood."
He smiled, responding icy-slick,
How sad for you to end it quick?
I'd take my time, make sure you feel,
Each cut of the silken steel.
"With my knife, I'd drain you slow,
While you enjoy my every blow."
She winked him back, without a sigh-
Oooh...that's a romantic way to die."