Not every encounter is fruitful,
Like creepy aliens going nuts after my banana.
Turbo Granny searching for a body to possess,
In me she found a winner (weiner).
Taste this (Testis) wordplays like Gintama,
My silver balls turned golden, that's Kintama,
Spiritual castration and the boy turned a eunuch,
I be running on nitro, they run out of luck.
Encounter with Turbo Granny sucked,
She really thought she was unbeatable,
Through a train of thought,
We won by a landslide, now cat's got her tongue.
An alien otaku, not a fan of the paranormal,
Then came Momo, giving me fomo,
When I met a ghost, she was in a UFO,
A night of transition, we non-believers no more.
It is a four man squad, and I'm the ace,
Kickstart the nitro, going full throttle,
Got potential past being measured in a bottle,
Training until I get to be the main DPS.