"I swung my hand with a slap, isn't that obvious! If that kind of performance art can win a prize, I'd abandon my martial arts and go under a master in a heartbeat!"
"As a result, my girlfriend, expressionless, pulled out this video and sent me to the hospital with her deadly scissor kick. I'm still lying in bed now. If any of you brothers find new developments, don't forget to let me know!"
"Haha, brother upstairs, wake up. Where did you get a girlfriend? Aren't you just overworked?"
"Don't understand, so just asking - can anyone tell me what WTF is all about? Why do I feel like it's an insult?"
"WTF is the world's most famous and prestigious mixed martial arts competition. Here, you can use any fighting skill, and barring a few expressly prohibited underhanded tactics, almost any move is allowed."
