The forest belonging to the Nara clan was full of deer shadows.
Fujiwara Kirito and Pakura stood in front of the place where Hidan was buried, and there was a wild boar lying in front of them.
Under Fujiwara Kirito's Earth Release ninjutsu, the rubble in the pit gradually piled up, and the fragments of Hidan's body slowly surfaced—first the broken limbs, then the body, and finally the severed head.
Standing on the rubble, it looked particularly creepy.
"Ah, Kirito, and Pakura. Are you here to save me?" Hidan, who had given up hope of resurrection and was quietly waiting to die, was awakened by the dazzling sunlight. He opened his eyes and stared at Kirito and the others.
Looking at Hidan's appearance at this moment, Kirito and Pakura, who were used to seeing dead people, couldn't help but feel nauseated.
"Don't ignore me. Hey, hurry up and call Kakuzu to reattach my head. It hurts like hell." The veins on Hidan's forehead bulged, his eyes bloodshot. It was hard to imagine the kind of pain he was enduring.
"That's not the attitude of someone asking for help, Hidan." Kirito winked at Pakura, who picked up a piece of gravel and threw it at him.
Bang!!
Hidan's head spun around in a full circle—from facing Kirito and Pakura to the back of his head facing them.
"You bastard! How dare you hit me with a rock?" Hidan instantly flew into a rage and roared, "You dare disrespect me?! The Evil God will punish you! I'll punish you! I'll bite you to death!"
"Pakura, continue," Kirito smiled.
Kirito didn't need to say more. The moment his voice fell, Pakura had already acted.
Hidan, who was still rambling, suddenly saw a shadow fall over him. Seeing Pakura staring at him murderously, his face darkened, and he swallowed hard, asking with a trembling voice, "What... what do you want to do?"
"Make barbecue." Pakura casually picked up a branch. A twisted smile appeared on her face—completely different from Kirito's kind of smile.
"What?!" Hidan was horrified. He thought he was already perverted and brutal enough, but he didn't expect the girl in front of him to be even crueler. She wanted to roast him and eat him?!
"Haha! Pakura-chan, it's my fault. I just said something wrong. You're so generous, please forgive me."
Sweat beaded down Hidan's forehead. He was no longer as arrogant as before.
"Pakura-chan is not someone you can call casually."
With a grunt of pain, Hidan screamed as Pakura stabbed the branch through the stump of his neck and into the ground.
"Ah! It hurts! It hurts!" Hidan cried out, forcing a flattering smile. "Pakura-chan—no, Aunt Pakura, Lady Pakura, Queen Pakura! Please, have mercy!"
"Compared to me, you should be apologizing to Lord Kirito." Pakura's right hand ignited a ball of magatama-shaped white flames—her signature Scorch Release.
"Hey, hey, what are you trying to do?" Seeing Pakura's fierce expression, Hidan had a very bad feeling. She… she wouldn't actually roast him, would she?
"Grilling." Pakura casually tossed the flame on the ground. The earth, with Hidan at the center, instantly began to burn within a half-meter diameter.
"Ahhh! It's hot! I'm getting cooked! It hurts! I'm sorry! Kirito, I apologize! That was my bad, please forgive me! Ahhh, I'm really getting cooked!"
Hidan howled in agony.
"Call me Lord Kirito," Pakura said as she intensified the flames.
"I know! I know! Lord Kirito, please tell Lady Pakura to stop!" Hidan begged for mercy frantically.
"That would've been better from the start." Kirito smiled faintly. "Pakura, stop now. Otherwise, this guy really will turn to ash."
Hearing this, Pakura extinguished the flames. By this point, Hidan was already charred black.
"Well... can you put me down first? This damn branch is really killing me," Hidan muttered, puffing a wisp of white smoke.
"Do you want me to help you find Kakuzu to stitch your body back together?" Kirito asked with a smile that made Hidan shiver. He realized Kirito was the scariest of them all.
"If possible..." Hidan said with a forced smile.
"I won't go find Kakuzu. Even if I did, he wouldn't be able to fix your body," Kirito shook his head.
"Then what should I do?" Hidan panicked at the response. He shouted instinctively, but noticing Kirito's gaze, quickly softened, and pleaded, "Lord Kirito, I heard from little Kakuzu that you have extraordinary powers and master many advanced ninjutsu. Can you reassemble my body? Or send a message to Kakuzu…"
"I can't piece your meat bits back together, but I can give you a new body." Kirito and Pakura exchanged a glance and smiled, then looked over at the wild boar they had prepared in advance.
It was a small wild boar. To match Hidan's neck size, Kirito had chosen it carefully.
"A new body?" Hidan started sweating again. That ominous feeling intensified.
When he spotted the little wild boar under a genjutsu behind Kirito and Pakura, he knew his bad premonition was coming true.
Then, under the effects of Kirito's god-level medical ninjutsu, Hidan's head was successfully transplanted onto the body of the small wild boar.
"Gurgle..." Hidan saw that he had been attached to a pig. Veins bulged on his forehead, his eyes bloodshot with terror.
Demon. This guy was definitely a demon.
Pakura was stunned, then burst out laughing. "Lord Kirito, is this really going to work?"
"It wouldn't work for anyone else. There's a fundamental difference between humans and pigs—it'd trigger massive rejection. But Hidan is different. He has an immortal body. A little wild boar is no problem at all."
Kirito also laughed. Looking at Hidan's pig-bodied human-headed appearance, he hadn't stopped smiling since the operation ended.
Kirito could clearly sense that Hidan's chakra now flowed through the pig's body and returned to his head, forming a perfect circulation.
This ordinary wild boar had instantly become a ninja pig.
"It's really incredible," Pakura took a deep breath, stunned. Was such a thing even possible?
Hidan moved his newly attached neck and felt a sharp pain shoot through him.
But that wasn't important anymore.
He could already imagine what kind of life awaited him in the future.
No—what kind of pig life awaited him.
"You bastards! How dare you turn me into this! I'll kill you! I'll bite you to death! I'll rip you to pieces! The Evil God will curse you all!"
Hidan was furious, bloodshot eyes wild. He stopped begging. Controlling the wild boar's body, he charged forward. "Kill!"
(End of this chapter)
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