"Hey, you're drooling."
"Slurp." Jiraiya quickly sucked up some saliva, hurriedly reaching out to touch the corner of his mouth, but didn't feel anything. His face then fell. "Tsunade, you tricked me again."
Tsunade sat on the edge of the bed, rolling her eyes in annoyance. "Can you put away that pig look? You're getting married, is it really that big of a deal?"
"This is a wedding!" Jiraiya shouted, his whole body… suddenly went silent.
He came back to his senses, looking at Tsunade with a head full of question marks. "What wedding? Whose wedding? Why does this matter to me?"
Tsunade was stunned, then looked at him strangely. She stood up from the edge of the bed, opened her arms, and spun around, "What do you think?"
The pure white wedding dress on Tsunade made her seem like an elf dancing in the world. Her short, golden hair hung loosely over her shoulders, the light shining through it and landing on her delicate collarbone. Below that, a pair of huge things that even the wedding dress couldn't fully cover, a deep cleavage looking like an alluring abyss, drawing attention.
Yes, beautiful like an elf.
Snow white, pure color… like the purity of a snowy day, the whole hill and plain covered in white.
So beautiful.
Jiraiya couldn't imagine that Tsunade could have such a beautiful day.
He was stunned, then his hands started to shake uncontrollably, his speech becoming incoherent. "Tsunade… you… you're getting married… who? To… who is… the groom… who is it?"
He finally managed to ask what he needed to ask.
Tsunade's expression became even stranger. She lightly stepped forward to Jiraiya, bending over slightly to get close to his face, the distance between their faces less than ten centimeters. "Are you so excited that you've selectively forgotten?"
That sacred sight was reflected in Jiraiya's eyes. He really wanted to look at Tsunade's face, but Tsunade's bending over action made Jiraiya subconsciously focus his gaze on… a place he usually didn't dare to look.
Most of it entered his sight.
"Gulp." Jiraiya swallowed some saliva, but then his face went pale, and he became lifeless.
As soon as he thought about Tsunade marrying someone else, his mind couldn't hold any hills.
Including Tsunade's.
Tsunade didn't seem to notice Jiraiya's sadness. She giggled, reaching out to hug Jiraiya's neck, and sat on his lap while Jiraiya was still confused. That huge thing pressed tightly against Jiraiya's chest.
Tsunade's face was a little red, and her laughter had a hint of shyness.
"Silly, it's our wedding."
Jiraiya: "..."
Wait, let me wake up first.
Jiraiya stiffly reached out and pinched his face hard, the pain almost bringing tears to his eyes. He covered his face, looking blankly at Tsunade's face so close to him. "Naruto? Is Naruto here? I need a Rasengan to see if I can wake up."
Tsunade's expression was strange, but then a hint of worry flashed across it. "Is his head really broken?"
She hugged Jiraiya tightly, closed her eyes, and gently kissed Jiraiya's forehead, the temperature of her lips and forehead transferring to each other.
After a few seconds, Tsunade opened her eyes, released her lips, and looked at Jiraiya's flushed face, with a look of doubt. "No fever, and I can't feel any abnormalities in your Chakra. Have you really forgotten our wedding? Honey~"
Jiraiya: "..."
He trembled, covering his chest, his voice shaking, "A-a-again… say it one more time?"
"Honey?" Tsunade tilted her head.
Poof—
No regrets in this life!
Jiraiya had a look of contentment on his face.
Tsunade shook her head speechlessly. "We're married, of course I'm going to call you honey, and I'll call you that for the rest of my life."
"Also, if you're heart is shaking can you cover your own chest?" After saying that, she smacked away Jiraiya's right hand grabbing her chest in annoyance. "Are you awake now?"
"Awake." Jiraiya nodded, reaching out to hug Tsunade sitting on his lap, and said righteously, "I think since we're married, we should do something that married couples do, wife."
If Jiraiya said that in reality, he would definitely be beaten to death.
Tsunade chuckled out loud. "Really, don't you go to places like that all the time? Didn't you say I was nothing special? Why are you in such a hurry now?"
"I haven't been there in a long time!" Jiraiya quickly shook his head. "Really, I swear!"
Tsunade rolled her eyes.
The next second, she sighed softly, resting her head on Jiraiya's shoulder, her tone a little lonely. "Actually, I'm not blaming you. It's my fault that you go to places like that."
Jiraiya:?
"If I could have accepted you sooner, or sooner… given you… " A look of shyness flashed across Tsunade's face. "You wouldn't be called that kind of fickle man."
Jiraiya:??
Tsunade looked up, her face flushed but serious.
"You can still go to those places in the future, I won't blame you, as long as you remember that there's someone at home waiting for you… I'll always be waiting for you to come home."
Jiraiya:???
Tsunade closed her eyes shyly and gave him a gentle kiss.
Jiraiya was happy… bullshit!
What was that shocking statement? Tsunade, did you take the wrong medicine?
I told you before that medical ninjas aren't omnipotent. If you take the wrong medicine, go to the hospital to get treated!
After waiting for a long time without getting a response from Jiraiya, Tsunade opened her eyes and saw Jiraiya's expression as if he had seen a ghost.
Tsunade was stunned, then showed a strange look. "Could it be, honey, you went to those places… and didn't do anything? So… you don't know what to do at this time?"
"How is that possible!" This was about a man's honor! Jiraiya directly retorted, "You act like you know so much!"
Tsunade clicked her tongue. "You're wrong. As a doctor, I've seen much more than you can imagine. You act according to instinct, but we doctors are scientific… do you need me to tell you how long is considered good for a normal person?"
Jiraiya: "..."
He didn't want to discuss this issue, nor was he curious.
After Tsunade said those words, he directly picked up Tsunade and then…
Instinct, guiding my steps!
Phase Rush!
Cough… In short, after the sun was high in the sky…
Later.
Jiraiya held Tsunade, snuggling at the head of the bed, asleep.
In a daze, Tsunade suddenly laughed, snuggling into Jiraiya's arms, and whispered, "Are you really not curious at all? I can give you a simple evaluation, so you know what level you're at."
"Not curious, thank you." The corner of Jiraiya's mouth twitched.
To be honest, it was impossible not to be curious.
But you can be curious about this kind of thing, but never let your wife tell you.
"Sigh." Jiraiya sighed, then suddenly opened his eyes, looking at Tsunade in his arms. "Mugen Tsukuyomi… it really lives up to its name as the ultimate illusion that can fulfill everyone's wishes. Nagato, you wanted to use this to realize Yahiko's dream?"
He looked up, not caring whether Tsunade could hear him or not, and said in a complicated tone, "It's as beautiful as a dream."
…
In reality, in Konoha Village, under that cocoon-like wrapping, Jiraiya's face showed struggle, his fists clenched tightly, as if he wanted to break free from the control of the Mugen Tsukuyomi.
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