"This so fun!" Naruto exclaimed. "I don't think I could ever get bored of this!"
There was just something magical about these sacks of fat and glands on Sakura's chest that kept him from seeing her feet. They felt incredibly heavy, yet surprisingly soft and pliable to the touch, while still being firm enough to maintain their shape.
Boing, boing, boing they went as he bounced on the balls of her feet.
"I dunno what Sakura-chan was complaining about, this ain't so hard," Naruto told himself as he weaved a few hand seals to fully unleash her chest. "Making chakra is so much easier in her body~"
Although Sakura possessed the potential to extract fifteen thousand Kakashis' worth of chakra from her body, the sheer vitality of Naruto's cells, due to the constant leakage of Kurama's chakra, meant that his potential chakra pool was just over a hundred and twenty-eight times larger than hers at any given moment… though at the rate Sakura was growing, it wouldn't be long before she surpassed him again.
Fwump.
In a fraction of a second, Sakura's fifteen-metre bustline expanded to its maximum capacity. No matter how hard Naruto pulled, he was unable to shift even one by a single millimetre. He would have to enter Sage Mode to obtain the strength to lift the massive blobs, that much was clear…
"Sakura-chan… it really is you…"
Naruto froze. Why oh why had he chosen that particular moment to unleash Sakura's bust, leaving him at the mercy of any passerby?
"I know that voice!" he said in stupefaction. "Sasuke, is that you? We've been looking all over the place for you— eep!?"
A girlish squeal sprang from Sakura's lips as Sasuke hugged Naruto from behind, nuzzling his nose in Sakura's nape. A chill ran down Sakura's spine, but halfway down, it transformed into a thrill of guilty pleasure…
"Oi, quit it, you perverted bastard!" Naruto said in a panic as he turned Sakura's neck in a desperate attempt to catch a glimpse of his friend, and at the same time, dislodge him from Sakura's nape. "You— mmph!?"
Much to Naruto's consternation, the moment he turned his head, Sasuke immediately pulled him in for a mind-melting deep kiss, sealing their lips together before he could get a word of protest out. Sakura's body was too sensitive, and Naruto's mind went blank… hang on, what in the six paths of desire was he doing!?
"SHA!" Naruto shouted, shoving Sasuke away. "Pwah, disgusting!" he then gasped, dry-heaving as he repeatedly spat onto the ground. "I can't believe you actually kissed me again, you freak!"
How dare Sasuke steal Sakura's lips and make ME like it!
Naruto's voice trailed off as he noticed Sasuke's reddened eyes and the warm tears trickling down his face. And a few seconds later, Sasuke seemed to catch on to the fact that he was rapidly losing aura for this emotional display, and he cleared his throat and wiped away his tears with the back of his sleeve.
"I thought you were dead like the others, Sakura," Sasuke said, rising to his feet. "The village… there was a great flash of light, and before I knew it, it was all gone… I thought I had lost you…"
"Er, hello? Are you listening to me?" Naruto said, reducing Sakura's chest to O-cups with a swift series of hand signs. "First of all, the village's not gone, and second of all, I'm not Sakura, got it? I'm Naruto, shannarooo!"
Sasuke looked at him sadly.
So, Sakura had survived, he thought to himself, but the shock of seeing her beloved village destroyed and all their friends die before her very eyes had traumatised her so severely that she had subconsciously shut away those memories, just like he had forgotten his own memories of seeing Itachi crying on the night of the Uchiha Massacre… she had even managed to convince herself that she was Naruto, Team 7's guiding sun…
"And how'd you even find me, anyway?" Naruto went on. "Me 'n Kakashi-sensei and Sakura have been looking all over for you, following your scent! What were you looking for all this time, man? You've been all over the place!"
A giant pair of breasts was rather difficult to miss.
"Kakashi survived too, huh?" Sasuke muttered to himself, thinking of Kakashi's summoned dogs.
Naruto was beginning to get annoyed.
Sasuke clearly wasn't listening to what he was saying, and he wasn't answering his questions either. He seemed to have got it into his head that he really was Sakura, and frankly, he couldn't blame him. The Mind Body Switch Jutsu only used yin style to swap spiritual energies, so the chakra signature he was currently broadcasting was still Sakura's own.
"Just so you know, you'd better not try that again with the real Sakura-chan, or I'll seriously kick your butt," Naruto said, planting Sakura's hands on her shapely hips. "Sakura-chan's my girl now, got it? You had your shot, but you blew it, sha!"
The sun was beginning to set, filling the sky with glorious orange rays and causing their twitching shadows to lengthen… Naruto rubbed his eyes. Was he just seeing things, or had Sakura's sexy shadow just moved on its own?
"Sakura…"
"No, it's Naruto, I told you already!" Naruto said irritably, grabbing Sasuke by the hand and dragging him along. "Ugh, enough already! Just come with me and I'll show you!"
Five steps later, Naruto stopped dead in his tracks. Where in the world were they? Where was Team 7's little camp near the woods? If only he'd looked where he was going! Unfortunately, he'd been far too preoccupied staring at Sakura's hypnotic cleavage the entire time he'd been wandering aimlessly, and now, he was lost…
"You were taking me somewhere?" Sasuke reminded him.
"Stop rushing me!" cried Naruto. "Just hold on a second, I'm thinking!"
Maybe one of Sakura's special abilities would help, Naruto thought to himself. He wasn't especially good at channelling chakra through any body parts that weren't his hands or feet, but surely it couldn't be that difficult… moulding chakra in Sakura's body was a cinch compared to doing it in his own body, after all.
"Here goes!" Naruto shouted, forming the Tiger Seal as he summoned Sakura's chakra. "Show me… nose! No wait, eyes!"
After several tries, Naruto finally managed to isolate the chakra pathways that led to Sakura's face, finding multiple strands of different flavours of chakra in her eyes, much to his surprise. Not knowing which one was the right one for him, he picked one at random.
"The Byakugan…?" Sasuke said in disgust. "Sakura, you know I love you, but I'd rather you didn't show yourself with those repulsive eyes in front of me."
"Kyaaah!?" Naruto screamed in terror as the Byakugan's telescopic vision activated, showing him the depths of outer space. He stumbled away blindly, arms outstretched in front of him. "Sasuke, do something! I can't see anythinggg!!"