DING DONG!
Baozi: Cousin.
When Zhou Li received this message, he was puzzled. In his memory, Baozi always called him Zhou Li and had never called him Cousin.
After thinking for a long time, Zhou Li finally replied, "What's up?"
Baozi: Brother Nan just hit me.
Zhou Li: Was it because you were spreading rumors?
Baozi: It wasn't me.
Zhou Li: Any other reasons?
Baozi: I talked back to her.
Zhou Li: ...You're quite honest.
Baozi: ...Your thought process?
Zhou Li: How did she hit you?
Baozi: It's not convenient to talk about.
Zhou Li: Does it hurt?
Baozi: It hurts.
Zhou Li: Where does it hurt?
Baozi: My butt hurts.
Zhou Li: I see.
Baozi: ?
Zhou Li: What use is telling me this? It wasn't me who hit you, and I can't do anything about Brother Nan. If you had foreseen that Brother Nan was going to hit you and sought my help in advance, I could have helped share some of the burden.
Baozi: ...I just want to borrow two hundred yuan for medical expenses.
