"No, I'm calling you behind her back."
"Shouldn't you be with your dream girl? What do you want?"
"She said she wants to meet you in person."
"?"
What kind of stunt is this?
"She wants to meet me, so you just agreed?"
"What else was I supposed to do?"
Xue Yang pondered for a moment before saying, "Do you know what they call this kind of behavior?"
"What?"
"Simping," Xue Yang commented bluntly.
"Damn it! I'm not a simp."
"If you're not a simp, then why are you doing this? If she asked you to bring her boyfriend breakfast tomorrow, would you do that too?"
Cui Hao, completely deflated by Xue Yang's retort, slumped his shoulders. "I'll be honest with you," he said, his voice full of despair. "She's six years older than me, so romance is out of the question. At most, I can just be her gaming buddy."
"A woman three years older holds a brick of gold, they say. You get to hold two. Not bad, huh?"
"Cut it out. I don't like girls who are that much older than me."
