What is a 'steamed bun' shape?
In layman's terms, it describes a woman's private parts as being very plump. From a distance, the two flaps open and close, just like a puffed-up steamed bun.
Back in college, Chen Xiaobei had once studied a post by a senior pervert. The post categorized women's privates into different types, including butterfly, steamed bun, and abalone shapes, among others. And each woman's personality was said to differ according to the shape of her nether regions.
For instance, women with a 'steamed bun' shape were mostly cold on the outside but lascivious on the inside. The sparser the pubic hair, the more dissolute their inner nature!
Chen Xiaobei had been utterly skeptical before, but now, he was thoroughly convinced. This woman's pubic region was barely grassy, which, coupled with her exaggerated pose while masturbating, truly made her a typical slut.
It seems the senior pervert wasn't lying after all! Today, I shall taste the flavor of this steamed bun pussy!
Chen Xiaobei swallowed hard and leaned in to bite down. But before he could, he nearly threw up.
There was no helping it. The odor was just too damn strong!
As the saying goes: even the most beautiful woman has parts that stink. Moreover, this woman's private area was smeared with disgusting, poisonous blood; the stench was simply indescribable.
In that instant, a ludicrous idea popped into Chen Xiaobei's mind. If I really brought Xi Yao something delicious, would she also urinate and defecate like these women after eating it? When that time comes, wouldn't I be unable to stomach it? Xi Yao is the most beautiful woman in the world. If only she weren't so proud and arrogant, looking down on me! And being a real man, I would have forced myself on her that very night!
However, Chen Xiaobei then shook his head.
After all, Xi Yao gave me everything. She's already in such a miserable state, how could I ignore her for a bit of selfish gain? Wouldn't that make me worse than an animal?
Having thought it through, Chen Xiaobei quickly dismissed the unrealistic idea, planning to find some water to clean the woman up first. But where would he find water in this shack?
With no other choice, Chen Xiaobei went outside and picked two watermelons, intending to use the rinds to wipe her down.
With a single palm strike, a watermelon instantly split in half. The shack was immediately enveloped in a rich, fresh fragrance, as if he had stepped into a world of perfume. Even the masturbating woman paused for a moment, stunned by the scent. But the poison had taken too deep a hold, and she promptly resumed fingering herself. She even shoved three fingers inside—she was slutty as all hell!
The sight made Chen Xiaobei unbearably hot, his body almost catching fire. But he was a man of principle and wouldn't take advantage of someone in a vulnerable position.
Picking up a piece of watermelon, Chen Xiaobei began to wipe the woman clean.
Damn, this Nine Heavens Sweet Dew is truly exceptional! This watermelon is so fragrant before it's even ripe. I'm definitely going to make a fortune this time!
Chen Xiaobei was ecstatic. His hands moved deftly, and soon he had cleaned the woman's private area. The area was now fragrant, without a single trace of a strange smell. The petals on each side were translucent and shimmering. As they opened and closed, little glistening droplets emerged.
Damn it! Is this trying to tempt me to commit a crime? No, I must have principles. Especially these days, a guy has to protect himself. Otherwise, if someone tries to frame you, you'd be completely screwed!
Chen Xiaobei shook his head. Spotting the woman's bag nearby, he took out her phone. After all, the woman wasn't in her right mind. Who knew if she'd try to blackmail him when she woke up? It was safer to take a video first to prove his innocence.
Thankfully, phones now used fingerprint unlocking, and Chen Xiaobei quickly accessed hers. He then discovered that she was the owner of the Cayenne. He had no idea what the hell she was doing, driving her car all the way out here.
"Hey beautiful, I'm not shooting this video with any funny ideas. I just want to save you, that's all!" Chen Xiaobei said, positioning the phone at the right angle before moving toward the woman.
It smells so good! It's fucking divine!
Chen Xiaobei swallowed hard and bit down on the wound.
"Ahhh! That… that feels so good! Harder!" the woman moaned, stimulated by the contact.
Instinctively, she wrapped her arms around Chen Xiaobei's head, pulling him forcefully inward.
"Fuck, are you crazy? Can you please calm the fuck down!" Chen Xiaobei nearly suffocated.
He had only intended to suck the poison from the wound, but when the woman pressed down, his entire mouth was forced onto her flesh! In that instant, Sweet Dew entered his throat. There was no foul taste; instead, it carried a hint of sweetness. Paired with the woman's sensual panting, it was almost the death of him!
"Fuck! Can you stop moving around so damn much!" Chen Xiaobei snapped in anger, forcefully prying her hands away.
He then cast aside all distractions and placed his mouth on the wound. Circulating his True Qi, he created a powerful suction and drew all the toxins from the woman's body in one go.
"PTOOEY! PTOOEY! PTOOEY! That's so fucking disgusting! I must have really owed you in a past life!" Chen Xiaobei spat out the poisoned blood forcefully.
Although the area was fragrant, the poisonous blood itself was truly foul, causing Chen Xiaobei to glare at the woman. Now that the poison was cleared, she was no longer writhing. She was drenched in a fragrant sweat, having completely exhausted herself.
But Chen Xiaobei couldn't be bothered with her. He picked up the phone, saved the video, and sent it to his own email. These days, a guy absolutely has to learn how to protect himself. Otherwise, if a little fairy decides to blackmail you, you'll be skinned alive, if not worse!
Just then, Luo Qingcheng slowly opened her bleary eyes. "I… what happened to me? My body hurts so much!" she said weakly.
She only remembered being chased by a group of men in black while driving. Fortunately, her tough Porsche Cayenne allowed her to shake them off on the rough roads. Afterward, her car got stuck in a rut by the field. She had intended to find help but suddenly felt an urgent need to relieve herself and ran into the shack. Unexpectedly, something bit her, and then she lost consciousness.
At that moment, a cool breeze swept across her delicate body, causing Luo Qingcheng to shiver. She looked down and saw her clothes in disarray. Her left breast had spilled out of her bra, and it was covered in bright red handprints! Most horrifying of all, a man was squatting in front of her, fiddling with her phone with shifty eyes.
"AHHH! Bastard, what did you do to me?!"
"I'll tear you apart!"
In an instant, Luo Qingcheng lunged at Chen Xiaobei like an angry little lioness, claws out.
Chen Xiaobei, who was in the middle of sending the video, hadn't expected her to wake up so soon. He only smelled a fragrant breeze before he could react