"Hey Dikembe, you should know I have high standards for these things. And if I'm in the fight, I guarantee you all will only get back to the hotel in the second half of the night."
"Yes, yes, you have high standards for everything. What did Gary say to you?"
"Nothing much," Roger looked out the window and saw the Spurs staff taking down Gary Payton's poster, "that old guy said some romantic but impractical crap for men."
"Romance is inherently impractical," Mutombo muttered.
"Do you think a 41-year-old Michael Jordan leading a 39-year-old Scottie Pippen stepping over LeBron James into the playoffs is realistic? Do you think Tom Brady reaching his peak in his sophomore year, falling into a slump in his junior year, and then dramatically making a kingly comeback in his fourth year is realistic?
