"Monday Night Football was terrible."
"As expected, even the New England Patriots and Kansas City Chiefs couldn't escape the Monday Night Football curse."
"A curse, it's definitely a curse!"
"Could this game be any more boring?"
"Please, can we remove Monday Night Football from the league schedule?"
"Is this it? Haha."
Imagine, Monday, a workday, after a whole day of utterly terrible work life and facing four more days of torture, you finally escape from the workplace, rush home, unpack popcorn and beer, ready to enjoy the 'Rookie VS Goat' peak showdown to dispel stress.
Instead... a defensive game.
Brick walls. Interceptions. Mistakes. Incomplete passes. Three-and-outs. Punts.
These are the main characters.
The entire game was staggered and sporadic, not even a single smooth offensive drive was seen.
Moreover, wherever the camera swept, you could always see the bloodless faces of the fans, as if they were watching lifeless vampires playing a hellish game.