I don't own Street fighter.
Day 28, but later.
"Haaaah…" Cammy White sighed. "They were barely here a day." She noted as Jay shrugged apologetically as he handed her a cup of coffee. "Thank you."
"You are… taking this better than I thought," Jay said as Kaity stared at Cammy White, somewhat enthralled by the attractive blonde sergeant, but mostly because it was now confirmed that there weren't TWO of them. There were THREE of them…
Joke's on her, because there are FOUR of them.
"Jay, we were entirely aware of what your sister got up to. But we assumed she'd hold off on performing with the twins in the house." She replied tiredly, "…I'm more surprised she didn't rather than the fact that it happened. Also." She turned her attention to Kaity. "Who films pornography with guests in the house?!"
"I don't know. Fun hosts?" she replied lazily as Jane and Lola yawned broadly and walked into the living room before hesitating as they saw three blonde identical women, casually eating breakfast and sipping coffee.
"…Did we get hit in the head last night. I'm seeing triple." Jane noted bluntly.
"Jane, this is Sergeant Cammy White. She's the twins' older sister." Jay said as Jane, despite her lack of coffee, walked up to and shook the steely sergeant's hand.
"Hi." Jane said, looking her up and down. "So what brought you here?"
"I was just checking in." Cammy replied, as Jane smiled.
"It's only been a day." But Cammy, completely stone-faced, replied honestly.
"I've seen what they can do in 10 minutes."
"…Yeah, that tracks," Jay said as the twins ate cereal in sync.
"Well, welcome to our home anyway," Jane said as she and Lola got coffee. "Any other plans today?" she asked as Cammy frowned thoughtfully.
"No. Actually, I was just-"
"Then want to hang out?" she asked excitedly, "I was going to take these two shopping." She said, pointing to the twins as Jay frowned.
"You were? When did you decide that?"
"Last night," the three adult actresses in the room replied as Jay seemed to register that.
"We have another commitment today, unfortunately, but maybe next time," Lola added as Kaity shrugged.
"They don't have any clothes of their own, right?" Jane added, "We can TOTALLY get them some good stuff." Jay frowned.
"…You just want to dress them up, don't you?" Jay replied tiredly.
"Look at them! They're fucking gorgeous!" said Jane excitedly, gesturing to the twins, "They could be models!" They seemed to like that description, swelling with pride.
"Please stop," Cammy replied, blushing in clear embarrassment, hiding her red face with her coffee.
"Come on, Jay, look at these faces!" Jane said, cupping Sammy and Pammy's chins in her hands and holding them to her… expanded chest as they looked at Jay. "They NEED clothes that aren't military or hand-me-downs!"
Jay sighed, "…And you're paying?" it wasn't like he was a miser; he pretty much had no money.
"Obviously."
"Fine." He said resignedly, and Cammy shot him a look. After a second under her glare, he noted apologetically. "…We both know I can't stop this." He said as Cammy seemed to register that.
"W-well, I think that'll be… fine." She stood up, "Thank you for the coffee." She said, "I'll be on my way no-ooow…" she noted as the twins seemed to block her path. "…You can't be serious." She said.
…
"HOW did I get here?" Cammy asked suddenly as she and Jay sat on a couch in the middle of a boutique.
"I've been asking myself that question a LOT over the last year… oddly more this last month." He replied.
Somehow Jane had managed to herd the cats into her car and drive them to her favorite boutique/fetish shop in the back room. Sugar and Spice. "I LOVE this place," Jane said, resting her hands on Cammy and Jay's shoulders from behind.
"Didn't this place used to be a mom and pop? The Lohfinks owned it, right?" Jay asked as Jane nodded.
"They still do. But they retired and left it to Chris."
"CHRIS?" Jay replied, surprised, "No way." Jane shrugged. "Wasn't he the guy who wanted to be a mathematician?"
"Chris is good with numbers." Jane replied, "He does the books, but leaves the sales to his employees, Sugar and Spice. Hence. The name change. Speaking of."
A tall, shapely woman with dusky brown skin and her long black hair in cornrows approached. She was wearing a white pantsuit that somehow hugged her muscular curves, her golden hoops dangled from her ears as her platform heels made her already tall figure EVEN TALLER. "Janey!"
"Sugar!" Jane replied as they both 'kissed' each other's cheeks. "Mwah! Mwah! How are they doing?"
"Oh, they are just FANTASTIC." She said, "They're a little hard to read, but they know what they want. Spice is with them right now. We got a good selection picked out-"
WHOOSH!
The sound of a curtain sliding across a bar dramatically flicked open, and Sammy stood there in full glory, wearing black leather pants with lace sides, showing off her legs and hips as she strutted out of the changing room on sexy heels, wearing a tight top that showed off her mid-drift, black fingerless gloves, and a black choker and headband. She strutted up to him, wiggled, and sat on his lap. Looking smug.
"Oh, I see Spice liked you." Said Sugar as Sammy did a little dance on Jay's lap, pushed away, and strutted around the couch before returning to the changing room. Then with another WHOOSH, the curtain closed again, and another one opened.
Pammy twirled in her blue mini tassel dress and heels… it was simple, and made her look like a 1920s flapper but she made it work, grinning as she strutted over to Jay, bent over, and twirled again, slapping him in the face with her tassels before wiggling her butt at him and skipping back into the changing room.
"Oh my bloody god…" Cammy moaned as once Pammy was back in, Sammy swished open the curtain once more. Wearing short shorts, boots, and a tied flannel shirt with a cowgirl hat, strutting out, doing a dance, and returning back in as Pammy strutted out. Wearing a cocktail dress and power walking like a supermodel, posing, then turning around again, back into the changing room as Sammy wished open the curtain to reveal a slingshot blue bikini.
Strutting out, she twirled and danced, showing off the thong as Pammy stepped out in a Holstein cowprint bikini, as Cammy groaned. "…This is a nightmare." Both of them flashily showed off their bodies and their clothes as Jay tried to sink into the couch, Jane clapping happily at the show. And Sugar was smiling proudly.
And the fashion show continued, until finally, the fun was over, and Jay had SEVERAL boxes of fresh clothes for Sammy and Pammy. Storing them back into the car, Cammy sighed, helping him with it. "…That was mortifying." She mumbled as Jay cleared his throat.
"Yeah. Sorry." He said, "…I don't remember Jane being so terrible."
"Well, at least they mostly have things more than skimpy bikinis," Cammy replied as they shut the trunk.
"There were some bikinis in there."
"Don't ruin this, Jason," Cammy replied with a slight hint of a mocking tone in her British-accented voice. Jay sighed and nodded. "Where are they?" she asked as Jay looked around the lot, adjusting his winter coat.
"Jane said she had one more stop," Jay replied, and easily spotted his sister stepping out of the mall with the twins, all three of them carrying boxes. "Here they come… with more boxes." They were shoeboxes, and Jane handed Jay one.
"Pretty sure you have had a size change." She said, "and since they're your twins." She handed the box to Cammy. "Figured you were the same size. It's on me." Cammy opened the box and chuckled.
"Really?"
…
They had driven back to the house, and the frozen lake nearby would be PERFECT for Ice skating… Jay put on his new skates with Cammy adjusting her laces. Jane was already skating across the lake like she was racing imaginary Olympians.
"Let's see if I can still do this." Jay replied, standing up, on his skates, and sliding onto the lake, and not immediately face planting. Sliding along as the twins finished putting theirs one, standing up, and crashing into the snow.
Cammy smirked slightly as she got onto the ice and began to glide rather beautifully across the lake. Sammy and Pammy scowled at her, before getting up and balancing on the blades… which now that Jay thought about it. Perhaps giving them bladed shoes was NOT the best idea… still, Jay skidded over to them. "You two can walk AND fight in heels, no problem, but ice skating is out of the question. Makes sense." He held out his hands. "Alright, balance first." They tried to scramble to grab his hands. "No-no! You're wearing skates! No fighting." Sammy got to her feet first, and Jay took her hands and led her along on the ice.
"Alright, I'll take you, Pammy." Said Jane, returning from her speeding across the lake and helping a slightly annoyed Pammy to her feet, and pulled her onto the ice. They had a rocky start, but after a few minutes, they soon got the gist of it. No longer needing the Jameson family to help them along, they were skidding and dashing across the ice with minimal crashing and sharp turns. Cammy crossed her arms, watching them go.
"This is nice." She said to Jay and Jane as they watched the twins go at it. Before she skidded off to join them in their little race competitions. Jay, watching Cammy go, elbowed his sister.
"What?"
"I think she's forgiven you for filming porn on their first day here."
"…Was she mad at me for that? No idea." She replied with a shrug. "I kinda had that shoot planned in advance you know." She noted.
"Well, it's still nice that they're not slam-tackling me into the snow…"
"Like you don't enjoy that." Jane noted, "You were exactly SWIMMING in attention here or in college now were you."
"Okay, my love life will not be questioned by my pornstar sister," Jay noted as Jane just laughed and skidded off.
"Come on! Let's have a race." She grinned, "Last one around the lake cooks dinner!"
"We didn't agree to that!" Jay replied before rushing off after his sister.
…
"We still didn't agree to that." Jay replied, but he helped Jane cook fried rice with some leftovers she had in her fridge.
"How was I supposed to know that Cammy was competitive?" asked Jane in a good-humored tone.
"Have you MET her sisters?" Jay replied, and Jane elbowed him as he continued to chop kielbasa. The twins watched TV on the couch, not porn, thankfully. And Cammy was satisfying herself with petting a happy Sierra, rolling on her shapely legs.
"Alright alright. Fair point…" Jane then smiled, "…So… now that we got this out of the way… keep cooking, I'll be right back." She then stepped away, heading into the house. Jay rolled his eyes and, as instructed, kept cooking. After a few minutes, Jane returned with another box… however. "Oh no." Jay noted as she put the Settlers of Catan box on the table and grinned at him.
"They're smart girls, right?" she asked as Jay stared at her.
"…You're a mad woman." He said, but Jane grinned.
"Come ON! It's been years!" she said, "Just one little hit! Kaity and Lola aren't enough for me!"
"Context?" Jay replied as Jane punched him in the shoulder.
"Come on and play! Alright? Bring your girlfriends? What's the WORSE that could happen?"
"They literally destroy the house in rage." Jay replied honestly, but Jane just smiled.
"Girls!" she shouted as all three beautiful blondes gave her their full attention. "If we play a board game with complicated rules and intense competition, you promise not to destroy the house in rage right?"
"What kind of question is that?" Cammy asked indignantly, but Sammy and Pammy both gave Jane a thumbs up.
"See? They promise." Jane replied, smiling, and Jay, resignedly, had to admit that he missed playing Catan.
"…Okay fine." Jane grinned and skipped back to the table, "You want to finish helping me cook?"
"Nope, going to teach the blondes a game. You got this." Jay sighed again, and went back to cooking as Jane took on the challenge of teaching three blondes, two of them non-verbal, to play Settlers of Catan… god he hopes the house was insured… but he should enjoy these moments with his sister while he can, especially since he's increasingly outnumbered by blondes…
And yes. He was including Colonel Guile.
End
Sugar(and Spice) Look remarkably similar to Laura Matsuda... I'm sure that'll come back around eventually