After Boothill took out a BananAdvisor first,
All the other BananAdvisors simultaneously turned into expressions of angry little monkeys.
Boothill grinned, baring his teeth.
Instantly changing his demeanor,
He faced the oncoming wave of the Dreamjolt Troupe!
"Bang!"
Two BananAdvisors carried a crate of soda bombs and smashed it on the ground!
Several bottles of SoulGlad shot into the sky like fireworks!
March 7th, covering her head, let out a scream of "Ahhhhh!"
This scene instantly triggered a flood of comments!
...
"At times like this, there's always a screaming beauty to set the mood."
"March 7th scared into a bot."
"March 7th, use your invincible Xianzhou sword technique!"
"Doesn't March 7th seem especially dumb in this storyline?"
"Not just dumb, but also silly!"
"How can you say that about our little March? This is pure innocence!"
"In the new storyline, little March continues to maintain her silly, foolish, and adorable persona!"
"Laughing so hard, it's like she's here to sell cuteness with Bto, not daring to fight at all."
...
Boothill, meanwhile, held the gun in his right hand.
His left hand pressed against the gun body.
"Bang! Bang! Bang! Bang! Bang!"
Five shots in a row!
He blew up all the soda bombs in mid-air!
Then, he began to serpentine once more.
Sliding across the ground.
While rapidly reloading!
"Woo-hoo~"
Despite being a scene of gunfire and killing, Boothill managed to turn it into a dance party vibe!
Bullets whizzed between the BananAdvisors.
A SoulGlad bottle flew past March 7th's face.
March 7th was once again startled, her expression filled with shock!
Meanwhile, Boothill was getting more and more into the killing spree!
He even started humming the sound of a school bell.
"Ding~ Ding~ Ding~ Ding~"
Each chime coincided with the firing of a bullet!
The last shot.
Triggered a massive explosion!
Immediately after,
He moved like a nimble cat!
Climbing up the nearby signal tower in a few swift moves,
And leaped down from the top!
Just as Profnana turned his head, he saw a huge foot descending right towards him!
Instantly, he broke into a cold sweat!
"Banana!"
"Banana banana banana!!!"
"Boom!"
He was kicked away like a ball!
Turning into a live target.
Boothill immediately opened fire!
"Good~bye~ Teacher~"
However.
Profnana happened to step on a SoulGlad bottle.
His body began to move erratically.
Dodging all four of Boothill's bullets!
He quickly scrambled towards the memory black hole.
"Banana banana banana… Not enough, but there's no other choice…"
"Damn it, you dare to drag this out!?"
Boothill spat out a bullet from his mouth, ready to deliver the finishing blow.
Behind him,
A group of Slumbernana Monkeys suddenly charged forward!
Boothill instinctively dodged in the middle of the road.
Lifting his leg,
Twisting his waist,
Turning his body.
The once unruly Galaxy Ranger now moved with a surprisingly delicate, almost girlish grace!
...
"HAHAHAHAHA!"
"Boothill, you're killing me!?"
"The new modified body is so agile!"
"Too bad Profnana got away, or it would have been the grand finale."
"If he didn't escape, what would I watch?"
"Profnana single-handedly extended the main storyline by another phase!"
"Next up is the most exciting part, where the two protagonist groups join forces to hunt down Profnana!"
"Boss, give me a bottle of SoulGlad and two Oak cakes, I'm going to lie down and watch!"
...
At Paperfold University.
March 7th licked her lips.
She took out her phone.
Stealthily opened the forum for Honkai: Star Rail.
In her heart, she was fiercely complaining:
"Wuwuwu, my performance this time was really too bad, wasn't it!"
"Last version, at least I was fighting alongside Yanqing and Yunli against Hoolay and Feixiao…"
"But now look at this!"
"At Penacony, I can't even pull the bowstring to shoot arrows anymore!"
"The whole time I was just screaming and shouting, adding to the atmosphere!"
"Is this right?"
She wanted to see if there were any new posts from players speaking up for her.
But.
As soon as she clicked in.
She saw a post with an explosive number of clicks!
[March 7th, the classmate with too many expressions who loves to be teased by the MC]
[Description: A collection of March 7th's main storyline expressions (like before using)]
What?
I thought you guys were just joking…
Someone really made a collection of all my expressions from the storyline!
She clicked into the post.
A flood of memes filled her screen!
[March 7th [I don't want it, I'm disgusted by you]]
[March 7th [Angry after eating chili]]
[March 7th [Beating bananas without smiling]]
[March 7th [Shocked ouo]]
[...]
[Top comment: Looking at this, March 7th is really super active in the storyline!]
[Top comment: As everyone knows, Honkai: Star Rail is also known as The Bizarre Adventures of the Dumb March 7th]
Seeing this…
March 7th was both amused and exasperated!
To say that Yu Ling doesn't treat himself well, he always ensures he has a role in every version, along with new forms and smooth Path-switching animations.
But to say that Yu Ling treats himself well, he often makes fun of himself! Now he's increasingly becoming a character with the potential for comic relief!
"Sigh..."
"When will I ever get a chance to shine in the spotlight? That would make my life worthwhile..."
The helpless March 7th could only continue to look at the main storyline.
...
[Returning to the Trailblazer's perspective...]
[Previous Recap of Cosmic Ninjutsu Inscriptions]
[Fate stretches time like noodles. The Ninja Capital, under the devastation of Evil Ninja Osaru, resembles the depths of Naraka, its misery causing even The Great Lan to close his eyes and sigh...]
[The last ninja, the Dazzling Ninja AKA Rappa, underwent ten years of rigorous training under Master Kucha, mastering countless ninjutsu and memorizing the Ten Thousand True Words backward and forward.]
[But Master Kucha knew that only by having Rappa learn from other Ninja Heroes and become a Dazzling Ninja who embodies the supreme path of ninjutsu could the Ninja Capital be saved.]
[At the third hour of the night, a shooting star streaked across the sky, marking the end of Rappa the Apprentice and the beginning of Rappa the Ninja Hero...]
...
"Here we go again..."
"Honestly, I've never understood what this recap is trying to say."
"Isn't it obvious? This is Rappa's backstory!"
"Translation: To save the Ninja Capital, Master Kucha had Rappa join the Galaxy Rangers."
"Who exactly is this Master Kucha? How could he train such an outstanding ninja like Rappa?"
"Could he also be a highly skilled ninja master?"
"Actually, I'm quite talented too. Maybe I should seek out Master Kucha—perhaps I could become an excellent ninja!"
"Wait a minute, guys! Earlier, it was mentioned that Rappa is '[Dr. Primitive's failed experiment],' so I have a bold conjecture—Master Kucha might actually be Dr. Primitive!"
"?"
"I'll bet you 500 Credits that Master Kucha is a ninja master!"
...