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"Everyone, let's first take a look at March 7th's Basic Attack~"
Little Gui had already entered the trial battle interface.
On the screen.
March 7th was holding two peach-colored swords.
One was raised to her eyebrow, while the other rested behind her thigh.
She stood sideways, facing the enemy.
It didn't look like she was preparing to fight, but rather to perform a dance.
She pressed the attack button!
[Basic Attack: Purifying Sword of Glass]
March 7th stepped forward, striking with both swords in sequence.
After finishing, she let out a soft chuckle.
Then she retreated to her original position.
...
"That laugh really got me."
"Her little steps and that goofy smile, I can't stop laughing every time I see it..."
"Being 'clever as ice and snow' isn't exactly a compliment (doge)."
"I'm speechless! No matter what outfit March 7th wears, I always think she looks so silly, wuwu..."
"When will my March grow up?"
"I'm sure March 7th named this skill herself."
...
Little Gui glanced at the skill description.
Hmm, still the same old Basic Attack from Honkai: Star Rail.
Nothing special.
But it seems there's more to come!
Second round of actions.
First, let's look at the Skill!
Before even seeing the skill effect, the name of this Skill instantly made Little Gui burst out laughing!
[Skill: Master. Please have some tea!]
"What the heck?"
March 7th stood there gracefully, holding a cup of tea in her hand.
It wasn't Pu'er or Longjing tea.
But a cup of bubble tea.
"You can choose a teammate to become your Master, and the Master's speed will be increased…"
The moment it was activated.
March 7th knelt on one knee.
Proudly presenting the bubble tea to her Master!
The background even turned pink at this moment!
Bubbles and flowers flashed and danced on the screen.
...
"I（）（）will directly take you as my Master!"
"Jade: I'm familiar with this skill."
"Who in their right mind offers bubble tea as a gesture of becoming a disciple? [Awkward laugh]"
"Just tell me, is bubble tea considered tea?"
"Fu Xuan: I'll take this disciple!"
"Every time she offers tea, it seems to be different, and there's even a chance to get Mung Bean Soda!"
"March 7th must have some serious issues to do this."
...
On the Astral Express.
March 7th was completely dumbfounded!
Her face was filled with disbelief.
This is… my new move?
Are you sure this isn't a joke?
Are you sure this is a serious game?
This is supposed to be The Hunt for revenge!
If I didn't know better, I'd think this was a new Path of Elation in Honkai: Star Rail!
At this moment.
Little Gui discovered a new mechanic!
She explained, "Our little March has a charge point below her!"
"As long as she or her Master attacks, it will charge up."
"When fully charged, this talent will trigger—"
The screen then zoomed in on March 7th.
She gently stroked her chin, seemingly in deep meditation.
Her eyes suddenly opened wide!
Revealing a look of surprise.
As if she had an epiphany in an instant!
[Talent: Master, I've got it!]
...
"?"
"Got it!"
"Here it comes, the power of 'I reckon'!"
"Let me think for a moment, and I'll make it even better."
"Hey! I've got an idea!"
"March 7th: Let me make you a bowl of noodles!"
"Meme material incoming."
...
Little Gui slammed the table.
With a serious expression, she declared, "I'm going to defend March 7th's honor!"
"This character is definitely not just for entertainment!"
"Her enhanced Basic Attack after full charge deals massive damage!"
"Three slashes, one big strike!"
"This is a testament to March 7th's true strength!"
"And we haven't even seen her Ultimate yet!"
"It's definitely not going to be a joke!"
Hearing Little Gui's words in the livestream.
A warm feeling flowed through March 7th's heart.
It had to be Little Gui.
If I hadn't already spent this month's allowance, I'd definitely send you a Diting Storm!
At this moment.
The charge bar in the bottom left corner was full.
Seeing the name of this Ultimate.
March 7th's eyes instantly lit up with excitement!
[Ultimate: March 7th, the Peerless Heroine]
Just listen to that name!
This skill is definitely a flashy yet powerful strike!
Please!
Make it look cool!
Redeem all my dignity!
"Whoosh!"
The illustration flashed by.
At this moment, she was carrying a long sword on her back.
Surrounded by a pink glow.
In a contemplative pose.
Overall, it looked pretty good!
But a cloud floated above her head.
Displaying the contents of her thoughts.
Sword hilt, Diting, bubble tea… all sorts of random things combined together.
This gave March 7th a bad premonition!
Release the Ultimate!
The scene flashed.
Scenes from old memories appeared.
There was a scene where she squatted in a horse stance with her arms wide open, letting two Diting rest on her arms, one on each side.
There was also a scene where she was swinging her sword, pondering over a cool move.
The final scene.
Was her drooling over milk tea!
"Left Azure Dragon, Right White Tiger, eat fewer carbs!"
A flash of red sword light.
She had already appeared behind the monster.
A pink flower exploded on the spot!
She stretched her body, forming a cross shape.
Looking quite pleased with herself!
...
"Memory Kill (Confirmed!)"
"The Lion Dance Immortal of Xianzhou, the Hero March 7th~"
"What is March 7th babbling about?"
"Chicks watching water splashes and mist? Did I hear that wrong?"
"Clearly, she just wants to eat carbs!"
"This Ultimate is unexpectedly unexpected, as expected."
"Very silly, but I like it."
"Aha, are you sure you don't want to take a glance at March 7th?"
...
On the train.
March 7th was on the verge of tears.
It really was the same old silly style!
The Ultimates of the Astral Express Crew all had cool effects—
Dan Heng's Azure Dragon Tainting the World, Stelle's Flaming Spear Charge, Uncle Yang's Star Shatter, Sister Himeko's Railgun...
Only hers was this goofy style!
Especially in the Ultimate memory, the final scene of her drooling over milk tea.
It practically wrote "foodie" all over her face!
From now on, every time players use The Hunt's March 7th, they'll see this scene over and over again!
Yu Ling, oh Yu Ling!
The new form you created has completely embarrassed me!
March 7th sat on the sofa, sulking.
She didn't even want to drink the milk tea on the table anymore.
"This girl won't want to see milk tea for a month, no, a week!"
A few minutes later.
A voice from Little Gui's live stream caught March 7th's attention!
"Wow! Yu Ling even made a new Light Cone for March 7th!"
"Oh my, it's so beautiful!"
March 7th's heart skipped a beat.
After a moment of hesitation, she couldn't resist and ran over to take a look.
On the screen.
A delicate and translucent Light Cone appeared.
[Poised to Bloom]
[4-Star, Harmony]
In the image, she seemed to be standing under a peach blossom grove.
Petals were falling like rain.
She was in the midst of a sword dance but appeared to have been interrupted.
Her glance back carried a hint of faint confusion.
The sword tilted slightly,
and flower buds landed on its blade.
At this moment.
The sword's intent and the atmosphere reached their peak.
The version of herself in the image seemed like a cold and stubborn junior sister.
She even thought to herself that she looked absolutely stunning!
She usually took selfies too.
But she could never capture such a moody and atmospheric photo!
...
"Amazing!"
"My goodness, this must be the most beautiful Light Cone in Honkai: Star Rail!"
"I've never seen such a gorgeous 4-Star Light Cone before."
"Wuwu, she's so beautiful."
"Log in!!! Let's pull for it!!!"
"The sword holds the plum blossoms, not allowing them to wither, freezing the ice to surpass the frost on the snow."
"Such an incredibly, insanely, ridiculously beautiful March 7th… why is she Harmony?!!"
"Is there something on your mind for not making this March 7th's signature weapon for The Hunt?"
"Even if I can't use it, I'll force it on, grab it instantly, and refine it immediately!"
...
In front of the screen.
March 7th was moved to tears.
This Light Cone was just too beautiful!
The most beautiful Light Cone!
She had wronged Yu Ling!
He really didn't mean to make it look so silly.
He still knew how to do it right.
She had to go and ask someone from the Garden of Recollection to turn this into a real Light Cone.
And place it in the most prominent spot in her room!