Ritsuka was sleeping in the place where they were staying, the moment he woke he was blastee with party poper and a flash of light, be close his eyes only too open only too it was his harem, he was wondering what was happening the first to speak was Kama
Kama looked at Ritsuka as she spoke. "Happy Valentines day dear husband".
Ritsuka Blinked as he checked the Roman Calendar. "But it is December 26th".
Then from Mash shield the Holographic image of Olga, Ophelia, Marie and Martha shows up, as Olga was the one to Clarify. "In the singularity yes, but not in proper human history".
Ritsuka just blinked as he spoke. "Wait how".
Morgan them explained. "Simple, our Mission to save Humanity started on January second, singularity F was two day, after that we took 2 days of rest, then Chaldea sent to Orleans which we spent 2 weeks in fixing, plus that extra week that you had been captured by Jalter, them you got a week to recover from Chaldea after fixing the singularity and then we spent 3 days here"
Ritsuka processed the information, his brain catching up with the timeline Morgan laid out. He sighed, rubbing his temples. "So you're telling me that while we've been running around fighting empires, dragons, and rogue Servants, time just... kept moving normally back in Proper Human History?"
Marie giggled through the hologram. "Of course! Chaldea still keeps track of time, even if you're in a singularity. And since today is February 14th back home, we thought we'd surprise you!"
Ophelia adjusted her glasses. "Not that surprising, honestly. It was Kama's idea, and once she got everyone involved, there was no stopping it."
Kama smirked. "Well, I can't let my dear husband miss out on his first Valentine's Day with us, now can I?"
Ritsuka groaned. "Why do I feel like this is going to be more exhausting than fighting Romulus-Quirinus?"
The door suddenly burst open as Nero, Elizabeth, and Kiyohime marched in, all holding carefully wrapped boxes of chocolates.
Nero posed dramatically. "Umu! I, the great Emperor Nero, have prepared a gift fitting for my beloved Master! Be honored!"
Elizabeth huffed. "Tch, it's not like I made these for you or anything! I just had extra and figured you wouldn't want to be left out!"
Kiyohime smiled sweetly. "I made mine with love. I hope you will accept it, my dear Master~"
Ritsuka blinked, looking at the mountain of chocolates piling up on the table as more and more of his Servants appeared with gifts. His shoulders slumped in defeat.
"Yeah... this is definitely more exhausting than fighting Romulus..."
Ritsuka then saw his system
[Host this is a perfect time to bond with your Harem, and I gess Nero as well, even do she it not in your harem]
Ritsuka just sigehd as he looked at all of his wife's, Kiyohime chocolate was a basic heart shape chocolate which he can spell that of a love potion was added, yeah Mash poison skill makes sure he wouldn't be effectived, Medusa chocolate which was teleported into this singularity sense neither, Medusa, Marie, Martha, Ophelia and Olga were present her in this singularity, her was simble Chocolate box, Marine was made out of white chocolate and had the degine do a horses, Ophelia was a chocolate classes, Olga was also a small Chocolate box made by her, no literally the whole Box was chocolate, Elizabeth was a chocolate Octo, Martha was a copy and chocolate mix sense it was also teleported here, Morgan was a whole castle with a chocolate version of her and 3 other servant he didn't recognize, he heard Morgan calling them hee fairy knight, he wonder's if he will meet them in the future, and Jalter was Neatly decorated Box, with chocolate made too look hee face, it was mix of black and white chocolate, as for Nero hee gift was more of a friend ship them anything, a s Mash will she will, she gave something more like a cake, the bottom have was shape like a star, the cake had Chocolate colors to look like a planets and everything else was the galaxy.
Ritsuka let out another sigh, though this time it was more amused than exasperated. He looked at the variety of chocolates, each one reflecting the personality of the giver. From Kiyohime's obvious love potion attempt to Jalter's surprisingly artistic effort, it was clear that every one of them had put thought into their gifts. Even Nero, who wasn't technically part of his harem, had gone out of her way to contribute.
He picked up Kiyohime's chocolate first, giving her a deadpan stare. "You really thought I wouldn't notice the love potion?"
Kiyohime pouted. "Maaaster, it's just a little enhancement! Not like you'd mind, right~?"
Mash crossed her arms. "Don't worry, Senpai. My poison resistance skill ensures you won't be affected."
Kiyohime huffed, puffing out her cheeks in frustration, but ultimately relented as Ritsuka moved on.
He picked up Medusa's box next, a simple yet elegant presentation. "Medusa always keeps things classy," he muttered, setting it aside carefully.
Marie's white chocolate creation made him smile. "Horses, huh? That's very you."
Ophelia's chocolate glasses got a raised eyebrow. "So I'm supposed to eat these?"
Olga's fully edible chocolate box made him chuckle. "Okay, this one's actually impressive."
Elizabeth's chocolate octopus made him pause. "You seriously made an octopus out of chocolate?"
Elizabeth crossed her arms. "Of course! I'm an idol, so I have to be unique!"
Martha's chocolate-coffee hybrid was intriguing. "Huh. This might actually help me stay awake."
Morgan's entire chocolate castle made his eye twitch. "Morgan. A whole castle?"
Morgan smirked. "I do not do things halfway."
He stared at the three unfamiliar chocolate figures on the castle. "You called them your Fairy Knights… I guess I'll meet them eventually."
Jalter's box was the biggest surprise. He carefully opened it, revealing chocolates shaped into her own face, a mix of black and white chocolate. "This is… actually really impressive, Jalter."
Jalter turned away, arms crossed, but her ears were red. "Hmph. It's not like I care what you think!"
Finally, he looked at Nero's offering. Unlike the others, hers was more of a friendship gift than anything romantic. "A surprisingly normal gift from you, Nero."
Nero smirked. "Umu! I can be considerate too!"
Lastly, Mash's cake caught his attention. The way it was shaped like a star, with planets and galaxies decorating it, made it stand out. "Mash… this is beautiful."
Mash blushed, fidgeting slightly. "I-I wanted to make something special…"
Ritsuka took a deep breath and smiled. "Alright, guess I should start trying them all. But no love potions!"
Kama, who had been watching the whole time, smirked. "Husband, you do realize that by accepting all of these gifts, you're basically proving that you're ours, right?"
Ritsuka blinked. "…Wait, what?"
Elizabeth grinned. "Too late! Now, eat up, darling~!"
And just like that, his fate was sealed.
Meanwhile in that of Chaldea, Kadoc looked at the chocolate version of Viy that was made Anastasia
Kadoc just looked at his yandere servant as he spoke. "How many love potion did you put into this"
Anastasia looked at him as she spoke. "What make you say I would do that Kadoc".
Kadoc then poined to the ice collar. "This".
Anastasia tryed to dependynee self. "That so for your own safety"
Kadoc sighed, rubbing his temples. "Anastasia, you do realize that putting an ice collar on me before I even take a bite just makes you look even more suspicious, right?"
Anastasia pouted, crossing her arms. "I simply wanted to ensure you wouldn't run away before tasting my gift. That's all."
Kadoc glanced at the chocolate Viy in his hands. It was detailed—almost unsettlingly so. The craftsmanship was top-tier, but knowing who made it, he had every reason to be concerned.
"Alright, let's just get this over with." He took a cautious bite, half-expecting some kind of magical effect.
…It was actually really good.
He blinked. "Huh. This is—"
Before he could finish, a rush of something surged through his body. His face turned red, his heartbeat sped up, and his body felt way too warm for someone with ice-based magecraft.
Anastasia clasped her hands together with a smile. "See? No need to worry, dear Kadoc~"
Kadoc felt a shiver run down his spine at the way she said that. He knew something was up.
Slowly, he turned to Ophelia, who had been watching with mild amusement. "Ophelia, tell me honestly—was there a love potion in this?"
Ophelia adjusted her glasses, smirking. "Not in the chocolate itself."
Kadoc paled. "Then where—"
He stopped, eyes darting to the ice collar still around his neck.
Anastasia giggled. "I did say it was for your safety, but I never said it was just to keep you in place~"
The realization hit him like a truck. "Damn it, Anastasia!"
Few minutes later.
Dr Romani was checking Kadoc everything. "Will that anti Love potion worked, we have literally perfect thanks to you and Ritsuka"
Kadoc let out a sigh of relief as the warmth in his body faded, his heartbeat returning to normal. "Finally... I swear, Anastasia, you're insane."
Anastasia, sitting nearby with a proud smile, simply tilted her head. "Isn't that why you love me?"
Kadoc groaned, rubbing his temples. "I don't know whether to be flattered or terrified."
Romani chuckled as he adjusted his clipboard. "Well, thanks to the anti-love potion Ritsuka and I developed, we can now counteract any… overly enthusiastic chocolates." He shot a glance at Kiyohime and Elizabeth, who both looked away innocently.
Ophelia, leaning against the table, smirked. "Honestly, I'm surprised you didn't expect this, Kadoc. You do realize who you're dealing with, right?"
Kadoc muttered under his breath. "I expected something, but I didn't think she'd lace the freaking ice collar..."
Romani sighed. "Well, at least it's over. Just be glad it wasn't worse."
At that moment, Da Vinci's voice came through the speakers.
"Hey, heads up, we detected another chocolate-based magical anomaly! Ritsuka just collapsed!"
Everyone in the room froze.
Kadoc paled. "Wait—what?"
Romani's eyes widened. "Oh, for the love of—get the emergency team!"
Anastasia, meanwhile, just giggled to herself. "I wonder which one of them got him this time~"
Back in the Singularity, as Ritsuka woke up. "How did I even get effected by Kiyohim, I didn't mean eat hee chocolate, plus I thought my system would stop this".
[Yes I would have stopped it host But]
Ritsuka looked at his system as he mentally spoke. "But what?"
[This is more funny too see for me]
Ritsuka groaned, rubbing his temples as he sat up. "I swear, you're the worst system ever…"
Kama, who had been watching over him, smirked. "Oh? Back with us already, darling? You really need to be more careful, you know."
Mash let out a sigh of relief. "Senpai, are you feeling okay? You collapsed out of nowhere!"
Ritsuka nodded weakly. "Yeah… just my helpful system deciding to mess with me."
Morgan crossed her arms. "You should have expected this, considering the people around you."
Kiyohime, sitting nearby, looked a little too innocent. "Ara~ I don't know what you're talking about, Master. I only poured all my love into that chocolate."
Elizabeth, nodding, added, "Yeah! What's wrong with that?"
Ritsuka deadpanned. "The love potion, Kiyohime."
Kiyohime pouted. "I only added a small amount!"
Morgan sighed. "That's still too much."
Nero, who had been watching the chaos unfold, finally spoke up. "Umu! Clearly, our dear Ritsuka needs a proper Valentine's feast to recover! Let us prepare a grand celebration worthy of Rome!"
Ritsuka immediately raised a hand. "No! No more surprises!"
His system, however, chimed in again.
[Too late, host. Have fun.]
Ritsuka sighed in defeat. "I'm going to regret this, aren't I?"
To be continued
This is kinda joke Ch, it is canon but I just wrote this because Valentine's Ch are a stable for Harem fanfic , and yeah I wanted to upload this yesterday but then decided not tok