"Quick! Call the chief!" Ort hurriedly shouted at the soldiers, "Keep him under control."
An officer buying drugs!!!
(Any resemblance is purely coincidental!)
...
Colonel Diego Hernandez had just finished a meeting regarding bullying issues within the military. Holding a teacup, he was discussing with Lieutenant Colonel Mario Sosa when the office chief burst through the door.
"Colonel, there's a problem."
"What kind of problem? Drug traffickers invaded? Why are you so flustered?"
"Lieutenant Alvarez from the first company was caught by the patrol. Drugs were found in his package, at least a kilogram!"
"Clang!"
The ceramic teacup in Colonel Hernandez's hand slipped and shattered on the ground, shards and tea water scattering everywhere.
"What the hell are you saying?!" Colonel Hernandez steadied himself, grabbing the office chief by the collar, "Say it again? What drugs?!"
