"Kevin!!!"
"Kevin Goal!!!"
"After Raul's stealth attack, Kevin just needed to get past two people before he sent the ball into the net, like a cheetah on the African savannah. Given even the slightest chance, he'd suddenly burst forward to hunt, with every opponent on the green field merely his prey."
"Abbiati blandly fished the ball out of the net, knowing that any resistance against Kevin was futile."
"Every player who has ever been Kevin's teammate knows one thing, that there's no stopping Kevin when he wants to score."
"The 10.26 seconds announced by Real Madrid's official website is definitely not Kevin's limit. Last season against Atletico Madrid, his sprint speed had already reached a staggering 37 kilometers per hour after that amazing overtaking pass to 'three seconds later' himself—he could easily run under 10 seconds if he wanted to, breaking all human records in sprinting!"
"Every day after training, running home is faster for Kevin than driving!"
