"Oh, is that so? What do you think about Kevin playing 'Für Elise' with his feet juggling the ball?"
"Impossible, absolutely impossible. Kevin is an outstanding player, but that claim is far too fetched."
said the Tottenham fan.
"But the expert we hired on our TV station reviewed the complete video of Kevin juggling, and he's confirmed that Kevin did it."
the reporter said with a smile.
"Which expert? The German referee again? He sounds too exaggerated, as if he hasn't seen much of the world."
said the Tottenham fan.
"No, it was our pianist, Ian Pace. He proved it on the show."
the reporter said.
"A Briton?"
"Yes!"
"An Englishman?"
"Yes!"
"Then I believe it's true, and I can only say it's unbelievable. I always knew Kevin was amazing, but now I don't know how to describe him anymore. Maybe, as the Italians say, Kevin actually created football, and football is just a pastime for him when he's bored."
"Thank you very much for the interview."
