"3:1!"
"Cassano wasted several chances today, but Kevin still helped him score."
"It's just that Kevin has this ability, no matter how bad his teammates' shots are, he can help them score. This long pass was like laser-guided, Cassano ran into the box and received the ball right on time, down to the smallest detail. It's a good thing weapon manufacturers haven't set their sights on Kevin, or studying his passing could lead to a quantum leap in their targeting systems!"
"As long as Kevin wants, he could assist 100 times in a single season. Maybe Capello could change tactics, having Kevin play in the backfield to focus on passing."
"Cutting down on breakthroughs would also spare Kevin from some fouls."
