"Last summer, Kevin reignited the confidence of the Italy national team and ultimately led them to victory. Now, a new generation of leaders in Italy has emerged rejuvenated by his side. I suggest that we replace the Emperor Marco Oraleo statue in Capitolio Square with a statue of Kevin. It's unfortunate that Michelangelo is no longer with us. In Michelangelo's long life of 89 years, he left behind countless works of art. Sadly, he never achieved the ultimate artistic feat—creating a statue of Kevin!"
"Cassano was so excited that he didn't celebrate with Kevin. After scoring just two goals, he got carried away. The future of the Italy national team is really sad... Cassano! Cassano haha, Cassano rushed toward the home fans' stands. He stripped off his jersey and shorts, gyrating his hips at the stands to show off the contents of his underwear. Is this a demonstration against South Korea? Sorry, I spoke too soon, Cassano is indeed a very promising player!"
