Brotherly Bonding
1. High-Five Honor: A bro never leaves another bro hanging in a high-five.
2. Snack Sharing: Always be ready to share snacks, especially pizza and wings.
3. Nickname Respect: If a bro has a nickname, it must never be used against him.
4. Denim Dilemma: Bros don't let bros wear denim-on-denim (unless it's a costume party).
5. DJ's Choice: When on a road trip, the DJ gets to pick the music, no complaints allowed.
6. Crazy Idea Consideration: If a bro suggests a crazy idea, all bros must at least consider it before vetoing.
7. Lag Blame: Video game losses should be blamed on lag, not skill.
8. Pizza Sharing: The last slice of pizza is a sacred bond—sharing is required.
9. Venting Session: If a bro needs to vent, all bros must listen, even if the topic is mundane.
10. Grooming Discretion: Bros don't discuss personal grooming habits unless seeking advice.
11. Dance Support: Any bro caught dancing must be supported with a 'bravo' chant.
12. Beer-fueled Discussions: Serious discussions should only happen over beer.
13. Grammar Guidance: Brothers shall correct each other's grammar only if it's hilarious.
14. Bro Code Silence: Always respect the bro code of silence; no gossiping about bros' private lives.
15. Debt of Honor: The bro who has no money treats for the next time—debts must be honored.
16. Safe Ride Home: If a bro is too drunk, a noble bro must ensure he gets safely home.
17. No Physical Punishments: Avoid making bets that involve physical punishments.
18. Surprise Party Camaraderie: Planning a surprise party for a bro is a sign of ultimate camaraderie.
19. Beverage Service: A bro who loses a bet must serve the winner their choice of refreshing beverage.
20. Guilty Pleasure Acceptance: Bros do not judge others for their guilty pleasures, whether it be music, movies, or food.
Apocalypse Survival
21. Share Your Supplies: If a bro is low on food or gear, help him out. We're in this together, and sharing is surviving.
22. Watch Each Other's Backs: Always keep an eye on your bro's surroundings. Trust is critical when dangers lurk.
23. Communicate Plans: Before splitting up for any reason, always communicate where you're going and your estimated return time.
24. Never Leave a Bro Behind: In any situation, do not abandon your bro. If they fall, help them back up.
25. Respect the Space: In close quarters, be mindful of personal space and needs. Everyone needs some downtime.
26. Equip Your Bro: If you find a weapon or useful tool, consider your bro before taking it for yourself.
27. Keep the Morale Up: In tough times, use humor and camaraderie to boost spirits and maintain motivation.
28. Establish Leadership: If a decision needs to be made, agree on a leader for that moment. Nobody likes chaos in dire situations.
29. Barter Fairly: When trading with other survivors, ensure your bro gets a fair deal. Exploiting each other is not allowed.
30. Prioritize Defense: Always set up defenses before getting cozy. A safe bro is a happy bro.
31. Respect Each Other's Skills: Acknowledge each other's strengths and weaknesses. Use them to your advantage.
32. Avoid Jealousy: If one bro scores big (food, weapons, etc.), celebrate with him. Remember, it's a team win.
33. Stay Informed: Keep each other updated on threats, supplies, and any changes in the environment. Knowledge is power.
34. Be Honest: If you're in trouble, don't hide it. A united front is stronger than a lone wolf.
35. Limit the Drama: Leave personal issues behind. Survival is the priority; drama can wait until the world is safe again.
36. Learn Together: Share skills and knowledge. Whether it's hunting or first aid, teach your bro what you know.
37. Scout Together: Never explore unknown territories alone; always bring a bro along.
38. Respect Personal Decisions: If a bro decides to leave the group for personal reasons, respect their choice—though a heartfelt talk is advised.
39. Plan for the Long Haul: Don't just think short-term; strategize for the long-term survival of the group.
40. Celebrate Small Victories: Regardless of how bleak things seem, take a moment to appreciate the small wins together—it's vital for morale.
Respecting The Bro's Heart
41. Relationship Respect: A bro must always respect his bro's relationship; no interference allowed.
42. Anniversary Celebration: Bros should celebrate each other's anniversaries as if they were their own.
43. Honest Advice: If a bro is asked for advice about his relationship, honesty is crucial, but kindness is non-negotiable.
44. No Flirting: Never flirt with a bro's significant other, even in jest.
45. Courtesy Call: If a bro's significant other shows up unannounced, a bro must be courteous and welcoming.
46. Private Matters: When discussing a bro's relationship, keep it private—no sharing details with outsiders.
47. Quality Time Support: Support your bro whenever he needs time to be with his woman.
48. Inclusive Outings: Always include the significant other in group outings—no bro left out.
49. Public Respect: A bro must never criticize his friend's partner publicly; respect always comes first.
50. Confidential Venting: Should a bro need to vent about his relationship, offer support, but keep it confidential.