[#nudity #gangbeating #hijack #drowning]
THE RED VIRGIN HAD A CREW of thirty and three, no official passengers in sight, but booked in its hull, aplenty. The crew, wildmen all of them—even the women amongst. More than once this morning, Eotigan had seen, when the sea breeze blew, some woman in white with a healthy bush down there, just striding on and about with no knickers. But it wasn't pubic dilemmas that had him on this vessel. And oh well, a hairy pussy had its perks.
Like who could hate a woman with a perfectly trimmed box; not the Romans that's for sure.
"Ahoy, ginger boyo!" a voice hit him like three ounces of spit. "—you and Rasta baddie part of disa crew here then, no?"
Shit. Eotigan thought fast.
This person's accent was shit too, but whatever. He and Inaia were about to get found out, by a man with a mean head and meaner accent no less.
[Ding!]
[Let me handle this, sire.]