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Chapter 7 - Chapter 5 Poison Cooking and the Crybaby

~At the Sawada Residence~

Homura was sleeping peacefully in his bed. As he tossed and turned, the

clock near him showed that it was 11:00 am. The moment that the clock

struck 11:01, the clock suddenly began to glow. As the light from the glow

flashed onto Homura's eyes, the boy was slowly waking up

"Huh...what's going o-"

Before Homura could finish his sentence, the clock suddenly exploded.

While this happened, Reborn walked into his room as he saw some of the

stuff inside was blown to smithereens.

"It looks like the changes I made to your clock are working."

"You did this, Reborn?!"

"You never know when you're gonna wake up again. So you need to be

ready for anything. It's a dog-eat-dog world being part of the mafia."

"For the last time, i'm not gonna become part of the mafia."

This is usually how it goes. When Reborn and Homura first met, Reborn

said that he would train Homura to be the tenth boss of Vongola. However,

Homura quickly denied that since he doesn't really want a criminal record.

"You have other concerns at the moment. You should get to your job today."

"Fine. It might surprise everyone seeing me be early."

As Homura put on his clothes, he saw something from outside his window.

The first thing he saw was a massive afro with horns on both sides of a

head. Not only that, the body was covered in an outfit with a cowhide

pattern. Though what really had Homura concerned was that the figure was

holding several weapons.

"What the hell?"

"Now, die Reborn!!!!"

Just as the figure said this, he accidentally slipped on the branch he was

standing on and dropped his weapons. Soon the figure jumped from the tree

branch and landed on the floor of Homura's room after going through the

window.

"Reborn, do you know him?"

"Anyways, you should go ahead and go to the guild."

"...hey!!!! Don't ignore me, Reborn, you bastar-"

Just as the figure lunged forward, Reborn slapped him into a wall without

even so much as looking at him. As the figure crashed into the wall, it stood back up and started crying while introducing itself.

"Ow...I must have slipped. I, Lambo, the Bovino Family's five-year old

hitman, tripped! I, Lambo, who loves to eat grapes and candy! My fated

rival, Reborn, tripped me!!!!"

"He's really crying while giving an introduction...."

Soon Lambo was walking towards Reborn, trying to get the tutor to

acknowledge him. However, Reborn didn't bother looking at him as he was

walking Homura out of the room.

"...don't ignore me, Reborn!!!!"

As Lambo said this, he took out a grenade from his afro. After removing the

pin, he threw the grenade at Reborn, only for Reborn to slap it back at

Lambo. As the grenade hit Lambo's face, the toddler was sent flying out the window along with the grenade. Seconds afterwards, the grenade exploded.

~A few minutes later~

"You didn't need to be that mean, ya know. Don't you know him?"

"Nope, never met him. Anyways, the Bovino Family is considered small

time in mafia standards. I don't associate with that lower echelon crowd."

"So cold."

As Homura and Reborn were talking, they were heading off to Fairy Tail.

However, Reborn decided to go ahead of Homura for a bit. As Homura was

walking to the guild, he saw a single woman stopping her ride on a bike.

"She's pretty...."

"Here, help yourself."

The woman suddenly tossed the boy a canned drink. However, Homura

wasn't prepared for this. As the woman rode off on her bike, the boy

dropped the can on the ground.

"Man...that was lame of me. Though why did she hand me this?"

Just as Homura was about to pick up the drink, he noticed that it changed

from the color orange to purple as it gave off an ominous aura. Suddenly he

saw birds falling onto the ground from the sky.

"W-what the heck is going on?!"

~At the Fairy Tail Guildhall~

"Honestly. What is going on today?"

"Welcome back, Boss."

"Yo, Homura."

As Homura walked inside of the guild, hey saw Gokudera and Yamamoto

waiting for him at a table. Though Gokudera looked at Yamamoto in

annoyance.

"Gokudera, Yamamoto? What are you two doing here?"

"Hehe. As your right-hand man, it's my duty to be by your side, Boss."

"Haha. This place seems like fun, so I thought i'd drop by."

Homura had a small smile as he looked at the two. Gokudera's started to

grow on him, but he wished he'd just be a friend instead of a right-hand

man. Meanwhile, Yamamoto was easy to get along with. As Homura sat

with his friends, Mira and Makarov smiled as they saw the boy having

friends. Though as Mira walked towards them to offer them a beverage, she

saw something on Homura's leg.

"Um, Homura. Who is that?"

"What are you talking abo-"

As Homura looked down, he saw Lambo latched onto his left leg with tears

in his eyes. Soon Gokudera and Yamamoto saw the toddler as they were

both surprised by this.

"Oi, get off the boss right now you stupid cow!!!!"

"He's kind of cute, don't ya think."

"Lambo isn't lost, okay!!!"

Suddenly Lambo began to cry. Homura was shaking his leg as he was

grossed out by Lambo getting snot on his pants leg. Soon Homura,

Gokudera, and Yamamoto quickly went outside so they wouldn't disturb the

guild. After a few minutes passed, Lambo calmed down and got off of

Homura's leg.

Let me guess, you were looking for Reborn?"

"Mhm."

"And while doing so, you ended up getting lost. You sure are a handful,

aren't you."

Homura reached into his pocket and took out a piece of chocolate and gave

it to Lambo. Seeing this, Lambo swiftly took the chocolate and ate it. While

this happened, Homura had a small smile on his face, but that was short

lived when a certain tutor kicked his head.

"What are you doing here, Homura? It's almost time for your job."

"Well you see...."

"Hahahahah!!! This was my plan, Reborn!!!!!"

Suddenly Lambo climbed up Homura's body and stood on top of the boy's

head. So now Lambo was looking down on Reborn as the toddler didn't say

anything at the moment.

"This was an act to lure you out!!!!"

"Nope. Those were real tears."

"Prepare yourself Reborn!!!!!"

Soon Lambo reached into his afro and pulled out a cannon. Just as he was

about to fire it, he slipped off of Homura's head. Seeing this, Gokudera

swiftly held eight sticks of dynamite and threw them at Lambo.

As the sticks of dynamite explode, smoke filled the air. While Gokudera

stood in front of the group, Yamamoto and Homura were still processing the

situation. The smoke cleared the area, revealing Lambo on the ground and

his cannon destroyed.

"Hold it in...I CAN'T!!!!!"

"He's crying again."

"This guy's a wuss."

While Lambo was crying, he pulled another weapon out of his afro. It was a

purple bazooka that had a string tied to the trigger.

The moment that Lambo jumped in, the string pulled the trigger and clouds

of pink smoke filled the area. As Homura, Gokudera, and Yamamoto looked

ahead, they saw a single figure standing before them.

"For crying out loud. It's been a while, tenth-generation Vongola boss."

"This guy looks familiar....."

"Thanks for helping me out ten years ago. I'm Lambo the crybaby."

"I see....he used the Ten Year Bazooka."

"Could you explain what you're talking about, Reborn?"

"It's a weapon the Bovino family had for generations. It swaps anyone shot

by it with themselves ten-years in the future, but for only five minutes."

"Yo, Reborn. Didn't recognize me, did you? But i'm Lambo, the one you use

to ignore."

As Lambo was walking forward, he noticed Reborn wasn't looking at him at

all. While he was smiling, Lambo felt a bit of irritation from being ignored

even now.

"Good grief. It looks like i'll have to resort to brute force. I'll show you how

much ten-years has changed me. Thunder Set!!!!!"

Lambo called down lightning from the sky which is then stored in the horns

he put on his head. Lambo was born with a special physical trait, one that

allowed him to be resistant and conductive after getting struck by a large

amount of electricity, allowing him to not get injured by his own technique.

"Die, Reborn! Elettrico Cornata!!!!"

After storing enough electricity from his horns, Lambo aimed his horns at

Reborn and lunged forward. While this happened, Reborn didn't look at

Lambo as Leon began to change its shape. As Lambo got close, Reborn hit

him on the top of his head with Leon, which took the form of a cane.

"Hold...it..in...."

Soon Lambo turned around as he began crying again. Just as he did, he

swiftly turned around and ran away. However, he soon ran into a single

woman. The woman had long, straight pink hair, green eyes, and pale skin.

As she looked at Lambo, her eyes widen in shock.

"Romeo........"

"Reborn, what is going on?"

"You're looking at your second tutor, No Good Homura, Bianchi. Though

Lambo might be in trouble, considering he looks just like Bianchi's ex-boyfriend."

As Bianchi looked at Lambo, she held a bowl of food that was varying

shades of purple, had a dark purple smoke, and filled with small critters

such as worms. This food was definitely poisonous. Soon she shoved the

bowl at Lambo's face. However, while this happened, Gokudera fell onto

the ground as Homura looked at him concerned.

"Why is sister here....."

"Sister?!"

"Reborn!!! I'm glad I found you!!!!"

As Bianchi said this, she held Reborn affectionately as she was blushing.

Meanwhile, Yamamoto was laughing at the whole scene. Soon Reborn

looked towards Homura.

"While i'm teaching you the basic subjects, Bianchi well help you in stuff

such as Home Economics."

"I'll do it....because I can't refuse my love!!!!!"

"Why...why the hell is this happening to me?!"

~Meanwhile~

"I couldn't find that cute baby today."

A single girl was seen walking around Hargeon. She had brown hair which

is always worn in a ponytail and tied up with green hair bobbles, brown

eyes, and had a short build.

"I promise..... I'll rescue you!!!!"

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