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Chapter 93 - Earth-chan Explodes once again :(

Goku and Frieza started fighting again while Vegeta and Zephyr watched on. It didn't take long for the rest to come flying back and watch. Even Bulma came with Whys and Beerus.

Zephyr looked over and said, "Tsk! This Purple Cat is back here?" Beerus' eyes twitched, "Consider yourself lucky your wife's food is delicious!" Zephyr sneered, "Yeah? How was the Catnip?" Beerus blushed angrily, "You bastard! I'm not done with you!"

Zephyr rolled his eyes, continuing to watch the fight.

They landed on the ground and Frieza froze, "B-Beerus?!" Beerus snorted, "You missed the 'Lord', Frieza. You must think more highly of yourself than usual." Frieza wilted, "Yes, Lord Beerus. But why are you here?"

Beerus rolled his eyes, "Isn't it obvious? For this Super Deluxe Strawberry Sundae Ice Cream of Legends." Frieza quibbled, "But, I'm here to exact revenge, you won't interfere, right?"

Zephyr shouted, "He better not!" Beerus snorted, "Who asked you?!" Zephyr glared at him, "I don't care! You better not make a move and ruin this! Finally a good opponent, if you erase him, I'm going to erase you!" Frieza was shocked and Beerus sneered, "Even if you asked me for help, I wouldn't!"

Zephyr sneered, "Good. Maybe I'll grace you with some special food." Beerus' eyes lit up.

Bulma muttered, "Wow… he really has the God of Destruction by the scruff of his neck…" 

As the battle resumed, Zephyr appeared next to Bulma, sitting cross-legged in the air with his arms crossed, "Bulma, did you see Launch? I don't feel her Ki at all." Bulma looked at him and teased, "Worried?" Zephyr looked embarrassed, "A bit…" 

Bulma shrugged and said, "She asked me to take care of Rifle and then disappeared. She comes back sometimes for a week or so before leaving again. Even I don't know where she went." Zephyr looked a bit anxious, "Do you know anything?" Bulma touched her lips, "Hmm~ She did say something about a letter…"

Zephyr flew off, heading home.

He landed at the door and walked in, "Launch!?" before sighing as he looked around. He walked into the kitchen, seeing a letter on the fridge. He leaned over and read it…

'Honey!

I went on an adventure in another world! Full of cooking and super cool abilities! I wanna cook you a super awesome meal better than anything you've ever eaten before! If you're reading this, I'm in that world at the moment. But don't worry, I'll be back in a few days or something!

By the way! It's really amazing! 1 year in our world is a thousand here! I'm learning so much, they even call me the Immortal Chef! Hee hee~ But you know, time really flies here… Their cooking gets crazier and crazier! Oh, I also brought Chi-Chi with me, so tell Goku that she's with me, okay~?

I wuv you~ <3 MWAH~

Love,

Launch~<3'

Zephyr was stunned and smiled, "What a cutie. Even the letters are cute!" he turned to the system shop and saw the 'World Traveling Section' he never even looked at this before since… well he was fighting, why would he look at the world traveling section?

What was he going to do? Buy a yacht?

But it seems that 'World Travelling' didn't mean what he thought it meant and actually sends you to different universes!

You can even go to Bunny Girl Senpai world!

Zephyr almost fucking clicked it by accident!

He put the letter back and wrote his own letter.

'Love!

I hope you're having fun! I miss you. I can't wait to taste the food you make! I bet it's going to be awesome! Also~ You can try other worlds if you want, if I have time, I can even come with you. I came back to Earth and you weren't here so I left this letter here… I love you more!

By the way, you spent how many years? I can't wait to hear all about it!

Love,

Zephyr <3'

He pinned it to the fridge and hummed happily to himself, flying away.

He came back to the fight to see Goku and Frieza still fighting! He landed next to Vegeta and looked at him, "Still going?" Vegeta clicked his tongue, "Frieza's new form is too draining. He's about to lose." Zephyr put his hands behind his head, "So we came for nothing?"

Vegeta grit his teeth in anger, "You still have Senzu Beans, right?" Zephyr's eyes lit up, "Now that's a good idea! Hahahaha!" as he took out a bag. Vegeta looked inside and there was a planet's worth of Senzu beans!

He was stunned and Zephyr grinned, "Hehehe~"

Goku and Frieza fought until Frieza was running on fumes, then Goku gave Frieza a chance as he powered down, but the little koala commander blasted him through with a ray gun!

Frieza got up and laughed, "Stupid monkey! You habitually give second chances and lower your guard, allowing yourself to be felled by a common ray gun! When powered up, you're one of the strongest mortals in the Universe, yet you lack the ruthlessness! No matter, say goodbye, Monkey!"

Vegeta blasted Frieza, "You forgot I'm in this book too?" Frieza growled, "Damn Monkey!" Zephyr appeared behind the Koala, squatting down, "Hey, buddy." The Koala froze in horror as Zephyr grabbed the Ray Gun ring from his hand, "That's a nice one." before patting his head, "You're cute and all… but my last encounter with a dropbear wasn't very pleasant."

The Koala was vaporized as Zephyr stood up, putting the ring away as he looked at Frieza, throwing Goku a Senzu Bean. He stepped on a rock and leaned over, "Is it my turn?"

Vegeta scowled, "Get back with the rest and take Kakarot with you! I will handle Frieza myself!" Zephyr clicked his tongue and grabbed Goku, jumping away, "It's MY turn next! You hear me?!" Vegeta sneered, "You won't have the chance!"

Zephyr landed next to Beerus and Whys, putting Goku down as he sat up, "Aw man! Haha…" Zephyr looked at the rest, "Idiots! Come over here." they ran over and Zephyr sat on the stone in front of Whys and Beerus, "It's my turn after this!" Goku rolled his eyes and nodded, "Sure sure…"

Vegeta brutalized Frieza quickly before Frieza turned back to his final form and slapped down, blowing up the Earth!

Whys made a barrier and sighed, "Well, there it goes~" Bulma fell to her knees, "Trunks… Vegeta…" Zephyr crossed his arms as Goku said, "It's all my fault…" Zephyr turned to Whys, "Let's get the Do-Over going!"

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