Qiu Tu heard that and immediately burst out laughing.
He said, "Chopping me up and feeding me to the dogs is boring. Your Highness Yaksha, if I were you, I'd grind my bones to ash, pack them into fireworks, and secretly sell them to people close to me."
"Then, on New Year's or during festivals, get them to light a fuse themselves and blast me up to the sky—boom—turn me into flowers!"
Little Yaksha: .....
Honestly, Little Yaksha feels like she already qualifies as a textbook Evil God. But after speaking with Qiu Tu twice, it's clear Qiu Tu is more evil god than any Evil God.
These twisted, soul-crushing ideas—where on earth does he come up with them?
Seeing that "cute but explodes if you poke her" Little Yaksha was shocked by just a few sentences, Qiu Tu conveniently started the interrogation, "Your Highness, I came to see you today. Actually, I've got a few questions I want to ask."
