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"~Kyaaa Mhhhhmmmh~"
"ARGHHHHHHHHHHHHHH FUCKKKKK!!!"
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9 months later/
The sun rose over the vast expanse of the Land of Fire, casting its golden hues upon tht landscape that held Konoha Village. Nestled within a valley, the village was surrounded by rolling hills and dense forests.
In the bustling labor and delivery ward of the Leaf Village hospital, a woman with silver white hair was in labor. The room was alive, the soft murmurs of nurses, the rhythmic beeping of machines, and the occasional cries of other expectant mothers in labor in other rooms.
Dr. Yamato, a skilled doctor, guided Ayaka through the intense contractions. Sweat glistened on her forehead as she clenched Gintoki's hand, her husband.
Outside the room, the nurses running here and there busy and buzzed with activity. A seasoned nurse with serious eyes, coordinated the efforts of the medical team. She barked orders, ensuring everything ran smoothly for the incoming baby.
Inside the delivery room, Ayaka's cries mingled with the focused instructions of the medical team. Another nurse, encouraged Ayaka with each push.
"You're doing amazing, Ayaka-san! Just a little more strength, I can see the head!"
Ayaka, her breath ragged and screaming "AGHHHHHH" pushed with all her might, her face contorted in pain.
Gintoki stood by her side with a pale face as if he is the one giving birth.
"You're doing incredible love. Our baby will be here soon, just a little more!"
"I love you Gin but please SHUT THE FUCK UP, THIS IS ALL YOUR FAULT aghhhh!!" Cried Ayaka.
Gintoki just smiled wryly and didn't dare to answer, afraid that she will beat him up later if he annoyed her more.
Time seemed to pass as Ayaka's strength surged "AGHHHHHHHH" She cried out and then it happened.
She introduced a new life into the world. The room fell into a hushed anticipation and cries of joy as the newborn baby came out finally.
"The baby, he isn't crying!" A nurse exclaimed in surprise as she noticed quickly.
Dr. Yamato quickly came forward and held the child then...
*SLAP*
"WAHHHH WAHHHHHH WAHHH!"
The baby started crying loudly "He is fine and healthy." Dr.yamato said with a reassuring smile.
"Thank goodness!" Gintoki said and released a sigh of relief as he held and looked tenderly at his bald and ugly son who was screaming like a banshe.
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As our MC calmed down, he started to observe his surroundings, but all he could see was black and white blurry images
'Am I blind? This is not in the MC gift package I always read about!' As he was about to start crying again he felt a soft and warm sensation then quickly calmed down.
'What's this warm feeling? It makes me want to slee-Zzzzz'
"look at our baby Gin, he is really small and cute, isn't he?" Ayaka said softly with eyes full of love.
"Yeah, he looks like a dry sponge owww!" Gintoki replied with a proud nod only to be pinched by Ayaka.
"Don't make fun of him, what should we name him?" She asked sternly.
"Hmm, well, I have been thinking about the name Garou..Hatake Garou." He replied with a proud smirk as if he didn't spend the last 9 months thinking about horrendous names.
"Actually, I was planning to name him Neo Armstrong Cyclone Jet Armstrong or Kawasaki Grendizer or Doremifasolati Do, but an ugly ass monster came to my sleep and started to beat me up to a pulp then zap me before forcing me to recite the name Garou a thousand times then–"
"Okay thats enough, Garou is a beautiful name. We should invite that monster from your dreams someday and thank him though," She said her last part in a murmur with a deadpan as she looked back at the sleeping face of Garou.
"Well Hatake-san, I would like you to stay here for 5 days until you are fully recovered. For now, if you need anything, you can inform the nurses. Again, congratulations Hatake-san!" Dr. Yamato said and left.
Ayaka, gazed at her newborn son. She marveled at his tiny fingers and toes, his skin still tinged with the gentle blue hue of birth "Welcome to the world, my little cupcake," she whispered, her voice filled with tenderness.
Gintoki voice quivered with emotion as he looked at his wife and ugly son "May you grow as strong as me because y'know... genetis and stuff. But I doubt you can–owww!" He tried to say something at the end but got pinched by Ayaka again.
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10 days later /
In these days that followed, Going back to their house, a wooden brown adorned with white color and a blue rooftop just like kakashi's house, a modest yet cozy dwelling in the north of the Leaf Village in the small compound of the Hatake clan.
The walls of their home held family photographs of the previous generetaions all having white hair adorned the hallway.
In the living room, soft rays of sunlight filtered through sheer curtains hitting a crib adorned with hand-stitched blankets and stuffed animals.
"Ahhh, this is life. my eyesight is getting better after these past days of me being here. I wake up, drink milk from boobs, do some gugu gaga to my parents and sleep again. I was a lazy guy in my past life so I ain't complaining. Well, except for the pooping part where you get naked then cleansed, it's embarrassing, but now used to it. So life is good overall." Garou said out loud.
"blle blurp blle burra bu" But his words came out as cute incomprehensible things to his parents.
"Look how cute he is honey, he is speaking to us!" Ayaka said excitedly.
"Doubt that, he sounds like an old man choking on his own saliva... weird." Gintoki rolled his eyes in boredom while laying on the tatami and picking his nose.
"Bastard! can't you be nice for once and agree with me! How can you even say that?!" Ayaka said in annoyance as she picked up Garou who was listening to his deadbeat father and mother arguing again for no reason, but frowned at what his dad said though.
Gintoki looked at the sight of his son being carried by his wife for a moment before he started to scratch his ass vigorously and said:
"Let's be real ok, and I got a NOT so funny story to back my words. On his second day at home, I was holding the little pipsqueak while he was napping, then he Farted. I don't mean a cute little toot, I mean this tiny devil you carrying right now farts like a grown adult! And do I need to tell you how that shit smelled? It smelled like a dead body decomposing with intestines, urine, and vomi–"
"Enough! Garou is not like that at all, he is cute and you are lying!" Ayaka interrupted Gintoki who was still scratching his ass angrily as he remembered the disgusting smell which was enough reason for Gintoki to not stop saying what he gotta day.
"Not cute at all, he looks like a busted can of biscuits! He is making the living room his music studio for his ASS-trumentals!" Gintoki said and closed his eyes to sleep.
*Crack!*
Both heard a cracking of glass and looking at the pathetic face of Garou who was on the verge of crying made both get surprised and wide eyed, and Gintoki, the ever logical man, was the first to use body flicker and run away from the bomb which was about to get detonated.
"Gintoki wait don't leave m-"
"WAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAA WAAAA WAAAAAA!!!!"
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3 months later /
In the past months the daily routine revolved around Garou's needs and his parent's love.
"Waaaaa!!! Waa!!!"
It was late at night and Garou was purposely crying his lungs out just to make Gintoki annoyed. The emotional damage from 3 months ago have made him seek vengeance and what better way than act like a baby?
Did he also tell you how much of a piece of shit father he has?
"3 fucking months, how can you have been here for 3 months and not know how sleep works you dumb son? Do you need a demonstration to learn?! WATCH THIS...zzzzzzzz–" Gintoki shouted with black circles under his eyes while holding the screaming Garou and instantly went to sleep without a care in the world, which made Garou stop crying and make a dissatisfied expression.
He then looked at a corner where Ayaka was holding her knees and looking at her front with lifeless eyes as if she was a mental while muttering gibberish.
'Tch! I was hoping for you to last longer Gintoki. Too bad that this will be your fate for the months to come muahahah-zzzzzzz!'
Garou went to sleep.
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Mornings would find Ayaka, dressed in robe, gently rocking Garou in her arms most of the time, singing some japanese type of lullaby. Ayaka, having prepared a simple breakfast, with Gintoki in the cozy kitchen laying around.
MC's POV /
In these past months my eyesight can be called normal but the world around me is still a little weird for me to get used to as it's more colourful, It's like my eyes were seeing things in 8k for the first time.
Is it just his eyes which are exceptional or the world is just like this? He didn't know.
As for my parents, My father Gintoki is a man of a little above average height, with curly, bright silver hair, styled in a perm and brown dead fish eyes.
He typically wears a black shirt, with a white yukata worn on top of it - though he only has one sleeve on at any given time - and light blue pants tucked inside black boots.
He is an Elite jonin ninja according to what I heard from conversations and apparently, he is the Hatake clan head. He also looks exactly like the jackass from Gintama.
Maybe that's also the reason he is such a piece of shit also.
Hope this isn't AU.
As for my mother, Hatake Ayaka, with her elegant white hair cascading down like a waterfall and her captivating black eyes brimming with tenderness, exuded a sense of serenity that hid the devil inside her.
Sometimes when I think about my previous family and partner I cry as my emotions are still quite uncontrollable due to me being a child but Ayaka's bosom helps with that and I stop.
Sometimes when my father is not home, mom would carry me in a sling, securing me against her chest, as we ventured the streets bustled with activity. Merchants displaying their wares, children laughing and playing, and villagers engaging in conversations. It is really captivating as I observe and take my surroundings nowadays.
Though Konoha still looks kinda primitive and not as modern as it's future, which tells me I am far from canon. Like, really far.
Konoha though is really beautiful. The Hokage head on the mountain, the vibrant trees, the bustling streets, beautiful women. All in all, I will give it a 9/11, maybe only One Piece or Genshin world can be more beautiful than this for sure.
As the sun dipped below the horizon, signaling the close of another day, mother put me in the crib and started to sing some lullaby to sleep. After closing my eyes and mom going out I started to fall asleep completely.
Then I remembered a very crucial thing:
"Where are my cheats admin?!"
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"Suiiiiiiiiiiiii!"
The End.
[ This ain't a system story... Kinda. ]