As a pure paramecium, when the housekeeper Mei Raiden and the housekeeper Angel are both around, Kiana never considers any problems to her life.
For example, on this rare sunny weekend, she ate a lot early in the morning, then lay down on the sofa, massaging her stomach and burping.
"Burp! I feel like there's nothing left to pursue in life anymore. I'll just stay like this until I die."
Kiana made a decadent declaration with a happy face that made her friends and elders feel like they had a brain hemorrhage.
Angel had just finished washing the dishes and came out with a fresh fruit plate. After putting the fruit plate down, she put her hands on her hips, leaned over, and stared into Kiana's eyes expressionlessly.
Kiana squirmed her body and moved a little towards her feet, making room on the sofa for Angel to sit down.
Angel took a deep breath and had to sit down first. Then Kiana squirmed again, resting her head on Angel's delicate thighs, and hummed with satisfaction.
"Angel is soft and tender, and her body smells sweet. So comfortable~~"
The silver hair was smooth and soft, gently brushing between Angel's legs—a little itchy and a little cool. The sensation was indescribable.
"Hiss—"
Angel took a breath of cold air, maintaining her calm face, but her cheeks were flushed. She lowered her head and saw that the white-haired tuna was intoxicated and enjoying it, with no awareness of tickling sensitive areas.
So, Angel poked Kiana's forehead hard.
"Lazy, lazy, lazy! You're lazy all day long! You might as well be lazy to death!"
"Hehehe! Anyway, Mei and Angel are here, so I don't mind what happens. I won't starve."
"Hmph! Do you still expect us to take care of you for the rest of your life?"
"Eh? Can't you?"
Kiana blinked blankly, and it was obvious that she had no idea in her mind.
Angel choked.
Actually, it's not impossible to take care of Kiana for the rest of her life. Angel is quite happy to raise Kiana. She is both a beautiful girl and a husky. How can you refuse this kind of creature!
If being useless is also a means of seduction, then Kiana has used it quite successfully.
Angel couldn't help but twitch the corners of her mouth.
Kiana's success lies in that she successfully made Raiden Mei and Angel unable to imagine what Kiana would look like without anyone taking care of her—she would definitely sleep under a bridge, go through the trash can when hungry, or snatch food from stray dogs left by pedestrians, right?
Damn! Just thinking about it makes my scalp numb! I absolutely cannot let Kiana go out and wander alone!
Angel was not happy to hear that possibility.
"Kiana, move your feet."
Raiden Mei had just walked out of the kitchen at this time. While untying the ponytail and untying the bound purple long hair, she lifted Kiana's feet and made room to sit down. Then she put Kiana's feet down and placed them on her thighs, then picked up the TV remote control on the table, as if nothing had happened.
Kiana is like this in daily life—a hungry bucket, a single celled organism that never sits at the discussion table when talking about serious matters, and a decoration that can be seen everywhere and does not need to be paid attention to.
"Burp! Mei, give me a foot massage~"
"No, I just washed the dishes with Angel, and I want to eat some fruit. I can't get my hands dirty."
"Oh, then Angel feed me some fruit~"
"Pah!"
Angel slapped Kiana's forehead hard instead of responding verbally. Then, she ignored Kiana's cry of pain and said to Raiden Mei with a blank expression:
"Sister Mei, I want to cook some ancient Shenzhou dishes tonight. I just learned them from Little Fuxi, and I want everyone to have a taste."
"That's great! Teach me too, I'm also curious about how Shenzhou dishes are made. By the way, what's the situation in Mount Taixu? Are there many disciples of different sects jumping on the erected wooden stakes to practice martial arts before the sun rises every day?"
"No. There are not many people in Mount Taixu—Master, me, and the three elders, there are only five of us. Sister Mei, please watch less costume dramas from Shenzhou, they are all fake. Mount Taixu not only has no jumping wooden stakes but also has electric lights, televisions, and super-fast WiFi. Aunt Fuxi is even the CEO of Taixu Mountain Technology and Culture Company. She has video conferences with people every day and gave me a bank card as a gift when we first met!"
"???"
Raiden Mei turned her head, her jaw dropped, with a shocked expression of her worldview being shaken. After a moment, she asked hesitantly:
"Then, does the martial art of hitting many dragons with one palm also exist?"
"I don't know, but if Master or Elder Ji Lin wants to, they should be able to do it."
Angel nodded with certainty.
Do you understand the value of the Immortal Phoenix and the Xuanyuan Emperor? Eighteen Dragon Palms? As long as they want, what fancy stunts can't they come up with?
Raiden Mei felt much better immediately. At least her previous impression of martial arts was not completely shattered.
Bronya came over from the side at this time.
"Taixu Company? Are you talking about the Shenzhou enterprise that has become famous recently?"
"I don't quite understand what Bronya means."
"It's nothing. I bought shares of several companies that cooperated with Taixuan groul before and made a lot of money. I did more research for market analysis. It's a pity that Taixuan Group is not listed, otherwise Bronya would definitely try to buy some shares. It's a rising dragon that is taking off right now."
Super hacker·game god·Siberian Buffet·Bronya sighed, seeming a little disappointed because she couldn't get a piece of the pie. Although her personal savings have expanded to unimaginable heights after taking advantage of Tachibana Yuki, who would dislike having too much money?
"Bronya, stop doing your job. We are Valkyries. Fighting to save the world is our main job. What's the point of playing stocks all day?"
Kiana rolled her eyes, touched her round belly, and said with contempt.
Then everyone was silent.
Everyone had the urge to turn this helpless paramecium over and spank it. But after thinking about it, they saved their energy.
After all, if spanking worked, this girl should have been an S-class Valkyrie long ago.
...
"A-choo!"
Durandal covered her nose with both hands and looked around in confusion. Otto on the other side of the screen smiled.
"What's wrong? Did you catch a cold?"
"No, I know my physical condition. I won't catch a cold. Maybe it's something else? Let's get back to the point. Anyway, the problems of the Far East Branch have been basically clarified. My conclusion is—please severely punish the branch head Theresa who embezzled public funds and Major Himeko who failed to supervise. Make it public on the Schicksal Intranet to show the determination of the headquarters inspection this time!"
"Well, it's not that serious. After all, the amount is very small. Some other minor problems are harmless. There is no need to make such a fuss. After all, they have made so many contributions, right?"
Otto tried to protect his good granddaughter. Not only because he doted on Theresa, but also because Theresa was one of the candidates in his mind to take over the position of archbishop.
Just imagine, if Theresa really became the next archbishop, then this stain would be a slap in the face to Anti-Entropy.
Durandal narrowed her eyes unhappily, her eyes suddenly became sharp.
"Lady Theresa is not only an S-class Valkyrie but also your granddaughter. Your decision not only directly determines the fairness of this inspection but also affects the dignity of the Archbishop! Please think twice, Archbishop!"
"Durandal, you should think about the importance of the Far East Branch. First of all, Saint Freya is our new exploration of the Valkyrie training model, and it has been very effective so far. It is unacceptable to interrupt this process. At the same time, as the front line of the Far East Branch against Anti-Entropy, at the moment when the Anti-Entropy East Sea Base is becoming increasingly stable, and considering that Shenzhou has also made some moves, its strategic significance is really irreplaceable. The stability of the Far East Branch is undoubtedly related to the century-long plan of Schicksal, and it must be handled with great caution. I have received your advice. Let me think about it carefully. This matter does require more consideration."
Otto patiently laid out the facts and reasoned with Durandal.
Whether Otto believed it or not, Durandal hesitated anyway.
"The Overseer is thoughtful and I was impulsive. I have always admired and respected Lady Theresa's achievements and character, so I overreacted to these stains that should not have appeared. Durandal apologizes to you."
"Alas, it's all for official business. There's no need to apologize... Oh, Amber seems to have something urgent to ask me, I'll deal with it first. You should take a rest these two days, and we'll talk later."
Otto decisively cut off the communication.
You have to protect your granddaughter, but you can't dampen the enthusiasm of your capable generals. My God, the position of the archbishop is really not easy to hold!
Otto shook his head helplessly, turned to look at Amber who was rushing over, and signaled her to speak frankly.
Amber frowned and said in a heavy tone.
"Dr. Maki defected..."
"What's the hurry? Send a processing team to deal with him, can't it be done?"
Otto sneered. He was not surprised or concerned about what the mentally ill old man did.
Then Amber added.
"He took the Gem of Serenity."
"Chase him! He must be found alive or dead. Attack with all forces!!!"
In another timeline, it is hard to say whether Otto arranged for Maki to escape with the gem, but at this moment, Otto would never come up with this bad idea.
With the combat power of the World Serpent and Anti-Entropy soaring, and even the Pioneers of the former civilization emerging, Otto would not let the important Herrscher Gem out of control even if he went crazy.
Otto's expression turned cold. A suffocating murderous intent was brewing in his green eyes.
Damn those unruly people, you lot dare to take my property? You're simply rebellious!