[There is famous pizzeria in Nod-Krai, well know for its bad-ass delivery service.]
Now, imagine that you are somewhere in Nod-Krai region and standing next to radio and listening to broadcast. As usual there is a commerce advertisement.
[For this next commercial gig followed after catchy jingle/ tune, please insert a voice of Epic movie trailers narrator: The guy with a so deep voice and theatrical tone, that he was born for cinematic job.]
"From NK-Pizzeria to all who crawl the feast, for our fresh pizza. I have question for you. Do you dislike?; when you order a food delivery, and the culinary treasure is delayed or even stolen? Or even worse when the delivery adventurer never response back? Then listen carefully!" A listeners can heard how a certain machine, a bot is powered up into a service.
"We introducing to you our dedicated delivery adventurer bot, with enough firepower, to take even on Fatui~i." Sounds and noises of clock clicking on a firing trigger mechanism, that's is a sing that the machine gun is ready to fire.
"From this point, you don't have to worry for your pizza, not arriving for something lees; that hostile army,-- nature disaster,-- divine intervention,-- or a story plot... With a rotating turret head for 360 degree coverage, and main focus on steady unstoppable speed, you can trust us, that we taking every delivery utmost seriously." Bot making: *Beep, beep*
"A hilichurls check-point blockade in a way? Check the natives relocation program!" Sounds of machine gun firing, flowed by scream of defeated hilichurls.
"An unexpected expected ambush by Treasure hoarders? Check your privileges!" Sounds of machine gun firing, flowed by scream of defeated thieves.
"A ruin guard blocking, the road? Not on our watch!" Sound of fired rocket, leaving the rocket launcher pod, followed by short flight, explosion on hit, and sounds of ruin guard malfunctioning.
"And if someone or something too smart or difficult stand in way, we having a warm surprise for them." Sound of strong energy weapon charging, then firing, releasing a continues energy beam.
Announcer slip in a quick note about rules. "(Be aware, that the customer is not charged for used ammo during a delivery. We marking it as an investment to secure the roads. So customer paying only for the culinary treasure you ordered.)"
Then he continue with the advertisement. "So~o, when the delivery adventurer bot, arrive at your doorstep, dispense your order to you hands; Please~e, sits down and enjoy your food. All while watching a replay, of solving selected delivery issues on your order. If any occurred. Trust me, it taste better when you know, that there was fight for it, to the last breath.
NK-Pizza: We deliver to entire Nod-Krai. High service rating, and mostly always generous tips from customers." We can heard how the bot shake his donation box on his belt, and the coins make lot of noise in, making an assumption that there a lot of them in. That move is followed by a sound of clock clicking on a machine gun trigger, as that weapon is ready to fire. Then bot itself is making: *Beep, beep*
Now is time for the announcer, to deliver a punch line. "Boot up, for real,-- epic,-- culinary,-- delivery. (Coming soon…)" And the entire advertisement is finished by that catchy jingle/ tune, of Nod-Krai Pizzeria.
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[Notes:]
A story post for drawing challenge during July 2025: Draw a Teyvat character as Inefa bot; I made armed pizza delivery bot and as a bonus I write a short story to accompany the picture. It was event before releasing first part of Nod-Krai region.
Written for forum event on July 2025, re-open and edited on 16. June 2026 for a writer website. I had a funny though, that maybe if it will be selected, the NK-Pizzeria gig will be added to the game, introducing a whole side quest centered about the delivery bot. But it was just a fan-art forum project. Now, I am kinda glad that the short story is out for everybody.
(If links works:) Meet the Epic Voice Behind Movie Trailers on YouTuBe and "Great Big Story" chanel: https://www.youtube.com/watch?v=6N5l0sgPP5k
Picture itself is on deviant art website: https://www.deviantart.com/dretnoth/art/Nod-Kray-Pizza-robot-delivery-1345729545
The event article forum page on hoyolab: https://www.hoyolab.com/article/40113933
My entry got two likes on page: https://www.hoyolab.com/article/40379036