- Rest in peace, friend, we will not forget you, nor will we forget your great sacrifice for the good of Akatsuki! - Yahiko instantly mirrored her, making a wry face, but the quivering corners of his lips showed that he could barely contain his laughter.
- You! - Uzumaki, the half-breed, jumped up indignantly, opening his normally squinted eyes wide and glaring threateningly at Rinnegan.
- Aha-ha-ha-ha," the red-haired boy couldn't stand it, accompanied by the girl's melodious laughter, "the look on your face is just unparalleled!
- It's not funny to me! - Nagato frowned, still not sure how to feel about the proposed wedding.
After all, despite his strength and legendary dojutsu, he had only recently turned fourteen, and he had no more friends and no experience in matters of the heart. In fact, the mere prospect of simply meeting Hanzo Salamander's two granddaughters made him more tantalizing than the prospect of fighting their formidable grandfather again.
- I wouldn't worry too much if I were you," Yahiko said with a lecherous smile, "Hanzo's granddaughters are rumored to be quite beautiful and not lacking in the upper department, so you're going to have a busy family life, and maybe even a threesome!
- Yahiko-kun! Have you been reading those smutty Jiraiya books again!? - Conan reacted instantly, slapping her friend's face.
Despite her respect for her old teacher, she disliked some of the traits Yahiko had copied from him, and as a close friend, she tried to limit them, since they were impossible to eradicate.
The Akatsuki leader didn't try to show this side of his character to his subordinates, though there were some young kunoichi who looked up to Yahiko with admiration. Konan had to be on guard at all times to keep his own... friend from unnecessarily intrusive attention.
- It's just a rumor! - The boy blushed, despite his best efforts to keep a lean expression on his face.
The shot hit the target! Nagato, too, sometimes borrowed literature from his friend - purely for the purpose of reading, of course - and couldn't help but remember one of the scenes in Icha-Icha, where the protagonist met two beautiful kunoichi sisters and what happened. Being at the age when hormones start to play out, Nagato couldn't hold back his imagination.
Conan could only roll her eyes as she looked around at her friends, who were immersed in fantasies of a certain kind, boys being boys. She herself preferred not to think about the moments when she stared at the waist-deep undershirted boys practicing.
- I need to rest after my battle with Hanzo," Nagato hurriedly retreated to his room under a plausible excuse, barely able to get his thoughts back on track.
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